Mark Watson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Mark Watson

Followers: 167,643 as of 11 Dec 17 00:09:19

Bio: Before the world ended I used to do comedy and write novels.

Website: https://t.co/LRjlJKfBLi


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'Let passengers off the train first' is one of the most disobeyed instructions in the world today.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2017 14:43
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Delighted people are getting behind 'Wangabout'. You're always vulnerable coining a new word but I feel like we nee… https://t.co/3A9gw8BrCO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2017 13:41
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Oh, last thought on the school trip: people who work with groups of kids, in any capacity, need all sorts of qualit… https://t.co/b5H6iKfr6c
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Dec 2017 15:56
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2.50pm. Almost home. I lost two of the kids in the section about volcanoes, but got them back. On the bus home, the… https://t.co/wuZI1RgJyb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 14:55
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1.05pm: On the way to lunch, the 7-year-olds are confronted with the certainty of death. One boy weeps.… https://t.co/8FnijU9OWk
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 13:09
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12.39pm. CAN ANYONE CLEAR THIS UP? MY TEAM HAS HAD TO GUESS. I DIDN'T BRING THESE KIDS HERE TO LOSE. #schooltriplive pic.twitter.com/qZ1VvTkMUG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 12:40
  • 12.39pm. CAN ANYONE CLEAR THIS UP? MY TEAM HAS HAD TO GUESS. I DIDN'T BRING THESE KIDS HERE TO LOSE. #schooltriplive https://t.co/qZ1VvTkMUG
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11.27pm. We are instructed to steer the kids past any number of exciting sights, to a section devoted to granite.… https://t.co/HRjpv0rHU3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 11:30
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10.40am. Despair for the other tube passengers as we shovel the 27 kids on board. If you're at National History Mus… https://t.co/EhnShM5Frk
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 10:54
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Today I'm one of these Dads you get on a school trip. I am in charge of 4 (FOUR) children. If I can get 2-3 of them… https://t.co/WPBkVjBkki
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 09:52
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RT @flashboy: just got a press release about the most popular pet names, why do the dogs read like the seating plan at a posh wedding https…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 06 Dec 2017 15:12
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Wonder if that person regrets asking for a 'badder bitch than Taylor Swift' now, or has been enriched by the replies.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2017 17:12
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'Alexa, ponder what makes us human, and how much of that we are prepared to sacrifice to convenience.' pic.twitter.com/rTmIA5L431
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2017 22:37
  • 'Alexa, ponder what makes us human, and how much of that we are prepared to sacrifice to convenience.' https://t.co/rTmIA5L431
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If you saw the brilliant Gary Delaney on Live at the Apollo yesterday evening, you might very well be interested... https://t.co/vTes8ryhCL
Updated via Facebook at 01 Dec 2017 13:13
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I had to choose a 'fantasy album', i.e. all songs in their original album positions. It was a stressful task and I… https://t.co/xT7zzg446k
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 01 Dec 2017 12:42
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2017 23:12
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I think this goes down as 'niche interest'. https://t.co/ubHoHRTASh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2017 22:57
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Look old friends, I'm not John Kettley but tonight's gig is famously on a ferry and I fancy it'll be cold as the Moon. PLEASE WRAP UP.
Updated via Facebook at 30 Nov 2017 13:37
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My little company now has the privilege of touring this very funny gentleman (along with their highnesses… https://t.co/kll7tMvdnF
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 30 Nov 2017 13:24
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2017 07:46
  • RT @TheNewsAtGlenn: Oh, poor Sky News. https://t.co/6zGbE5dHJN
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What's happening, you ask? I'm performing in a helicopter museum: that's what. Join my mailing list at… https://t.co/tB4G6ri7IJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Nov 2017 21:06
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We need to rethink this 'children are the future' thing.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Nov 2017 10:44
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(whispers) What does it mean to 'catch feels'?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Nov 2017 22:23
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RT @LouSanders: A great, warming recipe: take one succulent lamb. And snuggle it!!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2017 21:07
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Stressful, isn't it, the Ashes?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Nov 2017 00:49
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This is maybe the best commitment to a Twitter joke I've ever seen. Sensational. https://t.co/B9HcPCfgmI
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 22 Nov 2017 20:51
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If you're interested in advice on writing, I find this man very helpful and agreeably foul-mouthed on occasion. https://t.co/HDAnEWbyEK
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 22 Nov 2017 18:47
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When I know a song's got a good end (not just a fade) and a presenter talks over the last bit, the anger I feel is… https://t.co/IgI7XmIgH1
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 22 Nov 2017 16:09
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'He sees you when you're sleeping. AND AT ALL OTHER TIMES.' This is the stuff of long-term scarring. https://t.co/AGVyeyeRFW
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 21 Nov 2017 14:56
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Like comedy? Interested in acquiring non-shit Christmas cards? LOOK AT THESE. https://t.co/JH0QW48FyU
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 21 Nov 2017 12:09
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I wrote a page of this. Recommended if you are a runner, or if you hate running and are trying to understand why yo… https://t.co/uSnA4PmyHW
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Nov 2017 10:19
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I'm getting my own train. It can't be that expensive to run one. I'll let other comics rent it when I'm not touring… https://t.co/BBd4Fy3cNc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Nov 2017 15:04
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RT @d_whitehouse: I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you gimme no reason Why you make-a-me work so hard That you gimme no Th…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Nov 2017 14:35
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Maybe if @VirginTrains spent less money on wry signage they could hire someone who adds up how many tickets you can… https://t.co/PXUSpejGqV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Nov 2017 14:01
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RT @matosman: Being the umpire at the O2 tennis finals must be one of the few times a middle-aged man in chinos gets to emerge from a sea o…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Nov 2017 15:55
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Well, Morecambe. To use the oldest phrase in the book: my show's off because thieves have stolen the lead from the… https://t.co/CbpMk3ZGlu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Nov 2017 11:06
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This cheering-up-a-lovely-and-sick-person project has gone pretty well. Thanks everyone who did it. https://t.co/b2FFeUWLrK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Nov 2017 21:12
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This is my friend. For the second time, being pregnant has made her ill as FUCK. This is not a fundraiser: I'm just… https://t.co/WtHL8F7Zcf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Nov 2017 20:20
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WATSON! WATSON! yells a woman in the park, at least ten times. Sportingly, I turn around at last, but it's her dog's name. Morning.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Nov 2017 08:55
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A lady here has a magazine called 'Living Etc'. Is there... other stuff we can be doing?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2017 09:06
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You heard them. Get lashed for an extra half-hour and talk about issues relevant to Berwick. https://t.co/9GLySK1AAS
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Nov 2017 15:21
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Yes, yes. 'Priti vacant'. Got it, thanks.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Nov 2017 12:48
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I don't know why, but three Christians have begun following me this morning. Welcome, all. I'm ideologically tolerant, but sweary.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Nov 2017 11:38
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If you were in the large section of the population who didn't hear my radio play yesterday, it is here.... https://t.co/C4Lqd7NT4h
Updated via Facebook at 09 Nov 2017 10:43
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RT @EddieRobson: 1869: Read my book about why novels are bad 1968: Watch my TV play about why TV is bad 2016: Read my tweets about why Twit…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Nov 2017 09:47
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Increasingly, some people only visit Twitter to talk about how shit it is. Like jumping in a river and yelling YOU WET BASTARD.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Nov 2017 09:21
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Now THIS is an endorsement. It'll be on the iPlayer for a while, if you've got waste disposal planned. https://t.co/0zxvaOuDxJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2017 16:36
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I'M SO ANNOYED WE HAVE 280 CHARACTERS, NOW I HAVE TO SPEND 25 SECONDS READING INSPIRATIONAL SENTIMENTS. https://t.co/nRY6SzMJiN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2017 12:33
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If it seems a bit quiet outside, it'll be because everyone is already indoors, huddled by the wireless, counting do… https://t.co/5NgWXlL4Cy
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2017 12:24
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Oh - while I'm here. I like Africa by Toto as much as anyone else. But why's it become a thing that people tweet th… https://t.co/F0QaGe4hy7
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 08 Nov 2017 09:53
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Hello. If you're at home this afternoon, or in prison, etc, you might enjoy listening to this short play I wrote. I… https://t.co/kluoVt9qg6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2017 09:16

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