Mark Watson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Mark Watson

Followers: 167,643 as of 17 Feb 18 23:37:50

Bio: Before the world ended I used to do comedy and write novels.

Website: https://t.co/LRjlJKfBLi


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Hey, people a bit older than me. Was Starsky and Hutch a big thing in this country when it was first made? Or did i… https://t.co/dDhRM1eV6J
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 13 Feb 2018 15:39
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Unless any of these guys have had my daughter screaming at them for three hours without being able to say what's wr… https://t.co/wDES7Qomni
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Feb 2018 21:20
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As I was saying. I hope tomorrow doesn't bring a parade of emotional birthday wishes. The last thing I want is all… https://t.co/u6VVvtt5VZ
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Feb 2018 18:30
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I hope I'm not indundated with birthday greetings tomorrow. Nope, I wouldn't like that at all. So embarrassing.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Feb 2018 18:27
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Dear all businesses. Yes I accept your terms and conditions. No, don't send me any emails. This tweet legally bindi… https://t.co/LAoZwM9TGk
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Feb 2018 13:44
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You will like @zoelyons. Or, you already like her. Or she will never enter your life. But let's make it one of the… https://t.co/29J7HKLkN1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2018 16:45
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Very proud that my little company has the privilege of promoting Zoe's new tour. Listen to her smashing it on... https://t.co/AYCh2v7Bv4
Updated via Facebook at 08 Feb 2018 15:32
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At some point on social media, 'humbled' came to mean 'pretty pleased with myself actually'.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2018 11:53
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This sold out quickly. I knew getting Britney as a special guest would pay off. Follow @ImpatientUK to hear about t… https://t.co/Cn8uHYytNr
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Feb 2018 11:39
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The second of my new regular comedy nights. If I were ten years younger I'd say this was a 'banging lineup'. As it… https://t.co/72YQI0tnaT
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 05 Feb 2018 14:55
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Tickets are now ON SALE for February's Wangabout (21st). If you have any interest in fun, this is for you.... https://t.co/wyNVZMHdid
Updated via Facebook at 05 Feb 2018 12:08
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RT @RobertAuton: Does anything float as much as a button mushroom in a washing up bowl?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2018 15:34
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Jan 2018 11:32
  • RT @SofieHagen: Current mood. https://t.co/eyKZV0y6fd
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(This is not bitterness; I was fortunate to get a mortgage by flogging pear cider just before the world's markets c… https://t.co/6EZk2TVZRA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jan 2018 12:45
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No, no, no, no, no. @bcfctweets https://t.co/bofVGnRVlZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jan 2018 10:38
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The news, as edited by Sir Mix-A-Lot. pic.twitter.com/CVlPpLQBlG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jan 2018 11:45
  • The news, as edited by Sir Mix-A-Lot. https://t.co/CVlPpLQBlG
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RT @MG_Scintillant: "Promo sur le Nutella" -Intermarché/Peinture sur bois pic.twitter.com/I0Jx8iS4rb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jan 2018 11:44
  • RT @MG_Scintillant: "Promo sur le Nutella" -Intermarché/Peinture sur bois https://t.co/I0Jx8iS4rb
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ALSO. Who can recommend good books by chefs/cooks? Books about working in a kitchen? Other than Kitchen Confidentia… https://t.co/gnsJjkfDaY
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Jan 2018 16:41
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POLL: are we still capitalising 'internet'/Internet', even though it's one of the most commonplace words in the universe now?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Jan 2018 16:11
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Well, now I really have seen it all. Pick that one out, Attenborough. And thanks @bcfctweets - this has been someth… https://t.co/xdwaYC4L2B
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jan 2018 21:51
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You know you're far from home when Junior Bake Off Brazil is trending.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 21 Jan 2018 00:44
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I mentioned before: this show is pretty special. https://t.co/24eNBZgEZv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jan 2018 17:28
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Just heard about Dolores O'Riordan. Unbelievable. A stupidly premature RIP. https://t.co/sPdwo2KDJC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jan 2018 21:59
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Hi. If anyone knows what people in Bermuda find funny, I have 20 minutes to work it out.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jan 2018 23:49
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RT @henryfraser0: This is my mouth painting. I'm only able to paint using my mouth. The Stag. pic.twitter.com/RgJsyMxEp2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jan 2018 22:14
  • RT @henryfraser0: This is my mouth painting. I'm only able to paint using my mouth.

The Stag. https://t.co/RgJsyMxEp2
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RT @ZoeJardiniere: Am I perfect? No. But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude? Also no.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jan 2018 09:08
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RT @_Red_Long: I’m a blind twitter user. There are a lot of us out there. Increase your ability to reach us and help us interact with your…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2018 18:38
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'We understand that it MAY seem distasteful when people fantasise about you getting raped, but there's nothing actu… https://t.co/NXWugz6h0G
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 04 Jan 2018 14:48
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RT @jameswalkerguy: Getting some absolute belters saved up in drafts for when my hands are too cold to tweet.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Dec 2017 16:08
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Off Twitter now for a bit because Christmas is not a good time for me, these days, and I will get too envious of you all. Enjoy it! X
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2017 21:18
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I swear to god I can't hear the Mariah Carey song any more times in my life please make it stop please please
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2017 11:10
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There are now four teams left in this competition. https://t.co/7Ogfxfbtck
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2017 10:16
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Well, I'll just catch up with what's been happening in the world of sport.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2017 10:08
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Thank you to everyone asking. Yes: I enjoyed tonight's football very much. Thank you @bcfctweets. Unbelievable.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Dec 2017 23:12
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(If you follow me and aren't interested in football, I apologise, this is a trying time. Back to generic nonsense soon.)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Dec 2017 13:32
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Touching use of 'exclusive' here as it's not like this is a story the nationals were lining up for. https://t.co/NGvrAl7ynV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Dec 2017 13:29
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Updated via Facebook at 20 Dec 2017 10:27
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Last call for this charity competition. It's been described as 'your best chance to go bowling with Mark Watson,... https://t.co/9xxFxdcg4p
Updated via Facebook at 19 Dec 2017 19:36
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Unfortunately I can only re-tweet this once. https://t.co/00lqfAIfEa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Dec 2017 18:10
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Dear theatres: charging £49 for a kids' show and then £46.50 for the child ticket as a 'concession' is taking the p… https://t.co/mZk2D6sQra
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Dec 2017 18:03
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You can now enter an AUCTION to go bowling with me as well as a raffle. So you can throw money at it or trust to lu… https://t.co/1cumNfr4da
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Dec 2017 18:56
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Also, there are more @SofieHagen shows at the same venue in March, in a double-header with me, low-key sex icon Mar… https://t.co/pRsYWLBISr
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Dec 2017 13:20
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The worry with these things is obviously that someone weird wins. So please enter if you're relatively normal. https://t.co/qPWmo9sehV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Dec 2017 21:17
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'Let passengers off the train first' is one of the most disobeyed instructions in the world today.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2017 14:43
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Delighted people are getting behind 'Wangabout'. You're always vulnerable coining a new word but I feel like we nee… https://t.co/3A9gw8BrCO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2017 13:41
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Oh, last thought on the school trip: people who work with groups of kids, in any capacity, need all sorts of qualit… https://t.co/b5H6iKfr6c
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Dec 2017 15:56
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2.50pm. Almost home. I lost two of the kids in the section about volcanoes, but got them back. On the bus home, the… https://t.co/wuZI1RgJyb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 14:55
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1.05pm: On the way to lunch, the 7-year-olds are confronted with the certainty of death. One boy weeps.… https://t.co/8FnijU9OWk
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 13:09
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12.39pm. CAN ANYONE CLEAR THIS UP? MY TEAM HAS HAD TO GUESS. I DIDN'T BRING THESE KIDS HERE TO LOSE. #schooltriplive pic.twitter.com/qZ1VvTkMUG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 12:40
  • 12.39pm. CAN ANYONE CLEAR THIS UP? MY TEAM HAS HAD TO GUESS. I DIDN'T BRING THESE KIDS HERE TO LOSE. #schooltriplive https://t.co/qZ1VvTkMUG
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11.27pm. We are instructed to steer the kids past any number of exciting sights, to a section devoted to granite.… https://t.co/HRjpv0rHU3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2017 11:30

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