David Baddiel On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Baddiel

Followers: 492,264 as of 20 Oct 17 02:31:18

Bio: Jew

Website: http://t.co/SHJBLwfaYO


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RT @Baddiel: OK. Really wish you'd have been there to politely point out to the Gestapo who killed my atheist great-uncle that he can't hav…
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 19 Oct 2017 23:25
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RT @LouLou2109: @Baddiel @rickygervais Well said 👏🏻 Will you be doing any more stand up? My daughter used to beg me to watch this because…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Oct 2017 21:18
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Humanity by @rickygervais is a love letter to comedy, and a manifesto against the growing shrill who seek to silence it. Fucking funny.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Oct 2017 20:46
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Oct 2017 16:39
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RT @kibitzpod: The brilliant @Baddiel was asked, "Don't you want to believe in god?" "Yes, that's how I know he doesn't exist.” https://t.c…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Oct 2017 12:40
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First read this as losing Danny Drinkwater to a drink problem. Which would be awful, but amazing nominative irony. pic.twitter.com/wSRFuHEhJe
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Oct 2017 07:05
  • First read this as losing Danny Drinkwater to a drink problem. Which would be awful, but amazing nominative irony. https://t.co/wSRFuHEhJe
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1 of @realDonaldTrump's many tics: saying he has proof (as with Comey) when he doesn't. As often, it's very cornere… https://t.co/wIiKOn8MGv
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 22:58
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RT @AsACyclist: @Baddiel The full stop is disassociating itself from the sentence.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Oct 2017 18:31
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A fine sentiment @bertiecharlie. But not one applicable to most of history, right up to and including the election… https://t.co/Aw3ky7Wuvj
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 16:38
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OK, but at least I know how to position a full stop. pic.twitter.com/CiSiwME4o5
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 15:45
  • OK, but at least I know how to position a full stop. https://t.co/CiSiwME4o5
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RT @DaftLimmy: Oh dear, not another time out. And this one will be longer. Cannae be telling people to jump in front of trains. I hope he l…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 11:13
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Ah. Good old @KTHopkins followers. pic.twitter.com/LHpy8XUK7z
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 11:09
  • Ah. Good old @KTHopkins followers. https://t.co/LHpy8XUK7z
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Well, @sportsballpol, I certainly can't compete with that joke. I mean, who could? pic.twitter.com/0FZFnYbJvy
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 11:02
  • Well, @sportsballpol, I certainly can't compete with that joke. I mean, who could? https://t.co/0FZFnYbJvy
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RT @ronanmcmanus: @Baddiel An old northern Irish joke pic.twitter.com/kdKpD0xxGy
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 10:56
  • RT @ronanmcmanus: @Baddiel An old northern Irish joke https://t.co/kdKpD0xxGy
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 10:56
  • Really, @comparison, I wish. https://t.co/NSQv4W4En3
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RT @LauraDeeeeee: @Baddiel @KTHopkins Decided it was so singularly an attack on the ugliness of KH as a human due to her promotion of hate,…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 10:46
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Yeah, let's bring the Nazis in when we're talking about anti-Semitism! Fuck! Worst example of Godwin's Law EVER! pic.twitter.com/ce1GzaPWta
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 10:45
  • Yeah, let's bring the Nazis in when we're talking about anti-Semitism! Fuck! Worst example of Godwin's Law EVER! https://t.co/ce1GzaPWta
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RT @OrangeTreeThtr: Two great children's book events: David @Baddiel https://t.co/f4vhJFndcE & @chrisridddell50 https://t.co/y0RCumzczb in…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 10:10
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Who gets the 280 character option? Who are the anointed?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 09:38
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Hm...I think history is aware of that. Never read a WW2 book that says: oh yeah, we'd have been OK without Stalingr… https://t.co/D8BeJazXi7
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Oct 2017 08:49
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Also amazing what triggers the anti-Semites @thatsnext. Everything it would seem. Loving those inverted commas tho’ pic.twitter.com/dT85GGQdwA
Updated via OS X at 18 Oct 2017 08:24
  • Also amazing what triggers the anti-Semites @thatsnext. Everything it would seem. Loving those inverted commas tho’ https://t.co/dT85GGQdwA
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Amazing how many films have shown terrified people rounded up by Nazis but few by Soviet Communists. #DeathofStalin pulls no punches here.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Oct 2017 06:41
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Congrats to @davidschneider @Aiannucci for #TheDeathofStalin, which is hilariously terrifying.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Oct 2017 06:36
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Thank you @annakey06. I really think this might be my favourite Twitter insult ever. pic.twitter.com/99ZU7Qbkfr
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 16:14
  • Thank you @annakey06. I really think this might be my favourite Twitter insult ever. https://t.co/99ZU7Qbkfr
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This is a somewhat confused tweet from @Wonderlight1, as it implies that, for him, when it comes to HW, he will acc… https://t.co/vjxozzEjXr
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 15:41
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I seem to have upset @KTHopkins barmy army. Or the below, drawn no doubt by her recent reference to the final solut… https://t.co/idfMRnRYA4
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 15:22
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I'd like to apologise for this tweet. As many have pointed out, I should have said "conveys the information in" not… https://t.co/aBooO6q2WU
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 14:25
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I just hope no-one reads this tweet to the deaf and blind man involved. https://t.co/92O6JV9aip
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 13:52
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Possibly my favourite review of AniMalcolm so far. pic.twitter.com/oTxme2yvt8
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 09:07
  • Possibly my favourite review of AniMalcolm so far. https://t.co/oTxme2yvt8
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Weird name for an oar. pic.twitter.com/jmfLPYg3e7
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 08:51
  • Weird name for an oar. https://t.co/jmfLPYg3e7
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Not going to argue with you @InstantKarmaNow: only a total black belt in comedy would say that and then call himsel… https://t.co/M4wZN1JOY5
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2017 08:44
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Well done @JohnBishop100. Tho’ obviously “making light of serious issues” is actually a comedian’s job description. pic.twitter.com/Vhxs0xHq3l
Updated via OS X at 17 Oct 2017 08:06
  • Well done @JohnBishop100. Tho’ obviously “making light of serious issues” is actually a comedian’s job description. https://t.co/Vhxs0xHq3l
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Perhaps. And yet I wrote this https://t.co/QSGPoRBxhH Now: tell me one of *your* close-to-the-edge race/religion ga… https://t.co/idM4gOLSfJ
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 22:19
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RT @PAloysiusM: @Baddiel Very brave of you, but would you consider doing that joke if we were talking about Cottage Pie? #sorry #longday
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 16:41
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#redsun at night, shepherd's delight #redsun in the morning, shepherd's warning minced beef and potatoes, shepherd's pie. #jokefrom1986
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 16:40
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I see this response @Roberthastosay to a religious gag a lot, tho' rarely quite so stupidly, when the original joke… https://t.co/FIz5B3sf8L
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 15:45
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 14:48
  • Sean Hughes: https://t.co/I36FWb2bZ9
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This is a fucking great joke. pic.twitter.com/MmwLCTQqn7
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 14:35
  • This is a fucking great joke. https://t.co/MmwLCTQqn7
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Learnt yesterday that a lemur has a scent gland on its anus. Surely this must cause issues.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 09:35
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You say he looks weak. I'd say he looks like Dylan Moran playing a sex case trying to peer at a playground. https://t.co/LjqSltW82P
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 08:48
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What you're doing there, @SparkyInTheUK, is talking to yourself, and by doing so, have reached a conclusion about m… https://t.co/IWMjYX87ge
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 08:41
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RT @catherine_mayer: In the green room @VictoriaLIVE watching the great Sarah Bowden talk about endemic sexual harassment in the music indu…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 08:35
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RT @withorpe: You're a privately-educated ex commodities broker who had an offshore account and posed with billionaire Trump in a gold-encr…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 08:29
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Yes, @LibertyPurveyor, the flames of 4 people who're a bit shouty and cross are licking at my feet. I feel like Joa… https://t.co/30X7ohrroE
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Oct 2017 08:13
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Night, night. Actually thought some of the discussion on here tonight was quite nuanced and lots of good points made. WTGF is going on?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 22:14
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I think one good way to remember that is to keep making jokes about it. https://t.co/9hlyJlMLGy
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 20:18
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Sorry Frank. The bus metaphor has lost me. Although accept a bus *can* go in both directions. pic.twitter.com/nRP2Jl7oOf
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 20:06
  • Sorry Frank. The bus metaphor has lost me. Although accept a bus *can* go in both directions. https://t.co/nRP2Jl7oOf
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RT @Tent101: Literally the worst Holocaust joke I've ever heard. https://t.co/et5boDbTCk
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 19:07
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RT @Angel_LaVey: @Martynnorris @Baddiel @Joan_Rivers taught us all that comedy is a weapon that makes people stop and think.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 18:42
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No. But most of the outrage isn't about that: and we can't have a world where you can't use laughter as a weapon vs… https://t.co/DRwVgVpTFo
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Oct 2017 18:26

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