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Followers: 2,667,262 @ 22 May 12 03:38:32
Bio: I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.
Website: http://www.stevemartin.com
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Bio: I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.
Website: http://www.stevemartin.com
Follow @SteveMartinToGo
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My brand new umbrella got completely soaked this morning.
Updated via web at Monday, May 21, 2012 3:29 PM
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Mick Jagger did excellent multiple cameo appearances on my one-line hosting of SNL last night.
Updated via Mobile Web at Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:09 PM
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I will be doing important, major, one-line cameo tonight on SNL with Mick Jagger hosting.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 4:19 AM
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Never mind. I live in an apartment building.
Updated via web at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:49 AM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
.@notsobking says "that thing could need a mahjiggy." But I say a mahwhassis is just as likely.
Updated via web at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:44 AM
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This "thing" that is coming, probably in the next hour or month or maybe in the next hour, could possibly be the thing that is arriving.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:29 AM
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A thing that will be something soon, coming, I'm sure, in the future, at some point.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:14 AM
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Even though I continue to work on banjo music for Shakespeare in the Park in NYC, there are no more Shakespeare/banjo jokes to be found.
Updated via web at Friday, May 18, 2012 7:54 PM
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RIP Doug Dillard. He was a great, fast, bluegrass banjo picker with an individual style. Watch him here: http://t.co/U3dTQu90
Updated via web at Thursday, May 17, 2012 3:59 PM
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AGAIN, on my walk in Manhattan, I caught my reflection in a shop window, and, just for a second, I thought I was two-dimensional.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 7:59 PM
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Walking in Manhattan today, I inadvertently caught my reflection, and, just for a moment, I mistook myself for a plate glass window.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 7:29 PM
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Rehearse, perform, rehearse, perform. It seems all I ever do anymore is write "rehearse, perform."
Updated via Mobile Web at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 3:14 PM
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One week to go before @SteepCanyon Rangers and I appear in Sudbury, Ontario. If you like your bluegrass in Sudbury, It's a MATCH.
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:34 PM
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Just bought a new solar-powered tanning bed.
Updated via web at Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:39 PM
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Begin rehearsals for Shakespeare in the Park on Monday. I'm not in it; I wrote the music. The music that is hummed by actors off stage.
Updated via web at Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:09 PM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
Just got the new landline phone. It rings.
Updated via web at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 7:49 PM
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Sagittarius: See that guy behind you? He's following you. Don't look.
Now he's hiding. You can't see him. But he's there.
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 7:29 PM
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TODAY'S HOROSCOPE: Gemini: Charge it, then you won't have to pay for it.
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 1:24 AM
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YOUR HOROSCOPE: Capricorn: Today, your astrological forecast will be in error.
Updated via web at Monday, May 07, 2012 7:24 PM
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Taking my dog umbrella-gliding with my bicycle later.
Updated via web at Saturday, May 05, 2012 1:04 AM
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I shot an arrow into the air, where it landed, I know not.gulp.
Updated via web at Friday, May 04, 2012 5:34 PM
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Thought of the day: "Yuck, yuck, yuck," means so much more to a comedian than "yuck."
Updated via web at Friday, May 04, 2012 12:54 AM
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Cloudy day where I am. Sunny on the guy standing next to me.
Updated via web at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:59 PM
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Did the Tonight Show. Jay seems to have forgotten, I DON'T DO INTERVIEWS.
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:34 AM
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Appearing on Jay Leno tonight with @SteepCanyon Rangers. There is promise of comedy and music if I can shake small pox.
Updated via web at Monday, April 30, 2012 4:19 PM
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Appearing in front of twenty-five thousand people in Indio, CA tomorrow! I can't believe they can get that many people in a courtroom.
Updated via web at Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:39 AM
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Scored 80% on my SATs! Hit the chair eight out of ten times.
Updated via web at Friday, April 27, 2012 4:54 PM
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Neighbors annoyed because I landed my chopper on their driveway. But it's so convenient to my Prius, I explained.
Updated via web at Friday, April 27, 2012 3:54 AM
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Flying across the country at 540 MPH at an altitude of 40 feet.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 25, 2012 5:49 PM
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Telling you before the tabloids break the story: I'm trading in my in-line skates for a bicycle.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:39 AM
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Just nicked by asteroid the size of a van.
Updated via web at Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:14 PM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
Rainy days and Mondays always make me feel just that little bit better.
Updated via web at Monday, April 23, 2012 2:39 PM
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DOW will drop 100 points on Monday due to Louis XIV's death. Stocks will rebound late in the day, but not Louis.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 22, 2012 4:44 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Ted Nugent shoots bear on movie screen in The Hunger Games.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 22, 2012 2:39 AM
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Just heard that Louis the 14th died at age 77. So sad; so young. Such a wasted life. RIP, Louis, the Sun King.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 22, 2012 1:54 AM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
There is a very good reason the DOW didn't rise today exactly as I predicted. #sunspots
Updated via web at Friday, April 20, 2012 10:24 PM
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Firmly convinced that Friday's DOW will rise 32 points. #insidertrading
Updated via web at Friday, April 20, 2012 4:09 AM
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DOW drops 68 points on rumor of 68 point drop.
Updated via web at Friday, April 20, 2012 12:19 AM
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If you're ever in Times Square, and you're wondering what year it is, you can always glance up at this handy sign: http://t.co/AGmGVvUv
Updated via web at Thursday, April 19, 2012 7:24 PM
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The Steep Canyon Rangers and I are excited to play at the end of May with the Boston Pops! Even though name of orchestra is sexist.
Updated via web at Thursday, April 19, 2012 4:14 PM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
Fans fear Zanzibar concert might be too near them. Growing demand for South Pole date. Looking into logistics.
Updated via web at Tuesday, April 17, 2012 10:54 PM
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People are demanding that we play more theatres that are not near them. Trying to add dates in Zanzibar and Toluca Lake.
Updated via Mobile Web at Tuesday, April 17, 2012 4:54 AM
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May/June tour dates announced! At a theatre probably NOT near you. Visit my website to find out: http://t.co/JwwSrFdp
Updated via web at Monday, April 16, 2012 5:59 PM
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Dogged by paparazzi at antiquarian book fair in Manhattan, trying to catch photo of me with A. J. Ayers', "Language, T. http://t.co/AwfCDdT8
Updated via WhoSay at Monday, April 16, 2012 1:04 AM
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Bought some New LED light bulbs that are guaranteed to last a lifetime. They gave me a discount.
Updated via web at Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:54 PM
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Just bought the new Probla-Matic, by Ronco.
Updated via web at Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:54 AM
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Home now, relaxing by the window, looking up "defenestration."
Updated via web at Thursday, April 12, 2012 9:44 PM
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Unhappy with library, looked up "donnybrook" on Google. Fist lurched out of computer and punched me.
Updated via web at Thursday, April 12, 2012 9:29 PM
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Returning to library to look up the word "melee." Unfortunately, flying Starbucks cup hit me after ducking thrown L-M encyclopedia.
Updated via web at Thursday, April 12, 2012 9:24 PM
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Was at the library looking up the word "fracas." Fistfight ensued over use of dictionary, several hurt.
Updated via web at Thursday, April 12, 2012 9:19 PM
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Great new album out by "my band" @steepcanyon. I'm not on it. I hear they've got calls in to Kermit. http://t.co/gxpdTHEN
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:04 PM
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Using the "retina displays" 1.0 in my eyes to see things. Very clear and sharp with correctional lenses. Wow.
Updated via WhoSay at Wednesday, April 11, 2012 6:04 PM
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Love watching Frozen Planet last night when @alecbaldwin took down a bison.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, April 09, 2012 6:34 PM
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My wife lets me go to the Masters clubhouse to meet girls.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, April 09, 2012 12:09 AM
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Detroit show best for Australian fans. Flight over pole to Lima, train to Caracas, mule via Panama to El Paso. Detroit easy 9 stop flight.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 08, 2012 11:29 PM
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Playing Santa Barbara, Ca, on 4/29. http://t.co/ClPxMR8Q Cheap flights from the UK if you stop in Fiji, Guam, Mexico, & Phoenix.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 08, 2012 11:04 PM
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Having a drink with E. Bunny after his hard day. Nice guy. Has a right not to be after today.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 08, 2012 8:04 PM
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It's such a beautiful day today, I'm giving my car a break and having it towed around the city.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, April 08, 2012 5:44 PM
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So beautiful today in New York. Each leaf on every tree bloomed with life. Every person wore a friendly smile. I wish I had been there.
Updated via web at Sunday, April 08, 2012 1:09 AM
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Relaxing at night, self-portrait with slipper. http://t.co/c3isV9x6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, April 06, 2012 11:54 PM
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Continuing with revealing series of self-portraits. http://t.co/x536l1rF
Updated via WhoSay at Friday, April 06, 2012 8:34 PM
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I am beginning a difficult and soul-baring series of self-portraiture. http://t.co/PNvRravt
Updated via WhoSay at Friday, April 06, 2012 7:34 PM
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We are exchanging gifts now. I got them an etched silver plate that says "Conquistadors," and they got me some saltines.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:24 PM
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The Conquistadors are afraid of water hose because of rust factor. I don't think they'll be back unless they want the water hose again.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:04 PM
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Conquistadors have taken over my front lawn again. They are hard to defeat because of their metal helmets.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:09 PM
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 4:54 PM
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Just got offstage with Rascal Flatts. They really kept up! They really did!
Updated via Mobile Web at Monday, April 02, 2012 2:54 AM
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Rascal Flatts says I will have most impact tonight on Academy of Country Music Awards if I stand in back out of sight and play quietly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, April 01, 2012 11:34 PM
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Penn and Teller teapot mystery beautiful and elegant. Makes my home teapot, poured by trained chimpanzee, seem trashy.
Updated via Mobile Web at Sunday, April 01, 2012 9:24 PM
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Saw the great Penn and Teller in Vegas. They caught bullets in their teeth. But if it hadn't worked, it would have been SO MEMORABLE.
Updated via Mobile Web at Sunday, April 01, 2012 7:04 PM
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Trying to find Tower Records store.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, March 31, 2012 6:04 AM
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Negotiation settled. Got shiny beads and store credit at Tower Records to play with Rascal Flatts. Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, March 31, 2012 4:19 AM
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Oh brother. Now they want me to play in tune. Jokers.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, March 30, 2012 11:54 PM
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Rascal Flatts now offering me shiny beads to play. Tempting.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, March 30, 2012 11:34 PM
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Rascal Flatts wants to pay me over scale. I said no way.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, March 30, 2012 11:09 PM
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Rascal Flatts has asked me to play banjo with them on the Country Music Awards Sunday. I'm holding out for scale.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, March 30, 2012 11:04 PM
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If you read my article on Earl Scruggs, be sure you hear the sampling of his music at the bottom of the article: http://t.co/1KJ2PvyH
Updated via web at Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:14 AM
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Earl Scruggs, the most important banjo player who ever lived, has passed on. http://t.co/1KJ2PvyH
Updated via web at Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:54 AM
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celeb tweets - Steve Martin twitter user - SteveMartinToGo
SPOILER ALERT: Saw The Hunger Games last night. I loved it when they sank the boat at the end.
Updated via Mobile Web at Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:49 PM
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We made it @Steepcanyon and I have been on the Billboard top ten bluegrass chart for one year! http://t.co/DDsbcvnE Rare Bird Alert.
Updated via web at Monday, March 26, 2012 11:34 PM
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Using a computer now instead of a bobble head doll. So much faster.
Updated via web at Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:09 PM
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Found out that bobble head dolls work on a spring and not a greater scientific principle. Wasted life? Not really. I guess. I suppose.
Updated via web at Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:54 PM
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Last tweet #BASEDONTHEINCREDIBLETRUESTORY, which was BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS.** ** based on the novel push by Sapphire.
Updated via web at Monday, March 19, 2012 3:34 AM
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So many of you THINK you know what is incredible. But my clocks are still set for standard time.* *BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated via web at Monday, March 19, 2012 3:24 AM
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Too incredible to be true! RT @jdshipp07 @SteveMartinToGo started to eat a pop tart but didn't want the 2nd one so I p. http://t.co/fqNInriM
Updated via WhoSay at Monday, March 19, 2012 3:14 AM
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Feeling sleepy a bit early tonight.* *BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated via web at Monday, March 19, 2012 3:09 AM
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I had pasta for dinner tonight.*
*BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated via web at Monday, March 19, 2012 2:59 AM
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A standing ovation and a boy scout salute to the dignity of "This American Life."
Updated via Mobile Web at Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:49 PM
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Had dinner with Satan last night. Very appealing guy with some "issues." Loves hurricanes, etc.
Updated via web at Friday, March 16, 2012 8:59 PM
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My Tweet book was featured on NPR today. Evidently, I did an interview. Available from: http://t.co/7Fq8OyHr Great Christmas gift!
Updated via web at Thursday, March 15, 2012 10:59 PM
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Thomwhere around here ith my teeth whithening tray.
Updated via web at Tuesday, March 13, 2012 6:09 PM
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Little known fact: Shakespeare wears a frilly ruff around his neck, but he also wears one "down there."
Updated via web at Monday, March 12, 2012 5:49 PM
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Today I told Shakespeare he was Dickensian.
Updated via web at Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:54 PM
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Shakespeare now hitting on trusting wife. She's flattered. He's paunchy, I keep telling her.
Updated via web at Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:04 AM
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