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Followers: 613,143 @ 22 May 12 03:03:34
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@REGYATES Fuck me, you're looking good son. Unbelievable. Making me ask some fundamental questions about myself.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:14 PM
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Reading Gary Barlow's tweets, i've just realized he'd really get on with my brother.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:19 PM
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@LuBooth A lovely drunk girl at a book launch was telling me about it. Made me feel slightly nauseated #fisting #tamponsomething
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:49 AM
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@nickjfrost It invoked powerful feelings, certainly. Like entering Valhalla, then bowling a perfect game.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 18, 2012 11:24 AM
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My #ff this week @SophiaMyles @SohoTheatre @MrsHound @FrankieMcGinty and my current favourite Twitterer @BanksyIdeas Have a great Friday
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 18, 2012 9:34 AM
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@nickjfrost Like fresh cotton sheets on my mouth pillows.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 18, 2012 9:29 AM
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@nickjfrost How lovely to kiss you. Like brushing lippily against an artisan bakers. 5*
Updated via web at Friday, May 18, 2012 8:19 AM
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@LuBooth A) Posh Dungeons and Dragons B) Hannah Montana does The Running Man. You're Welcome
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 18, 2012 12:34 AM
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@frankieboyle I was once called creepy by an A level student. That count? Dunno why. She'd thrown those bras out.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 17, 2012 5:09 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner: RT"@lilmissalanaxx: @RufusHound WHY YOU NOT ON CELEBRITY JUICE NO MORE?!?! YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE"
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 17, 2012 5:04 PM
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Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:49 AM
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Morning. The play I'm doing: "@ToDoListLive: @rufushound in UTOPIA - @SohoTheatre - Not quite sure what it's about? http://t.co/VwFe5OH9"
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 17, 2012 8:39 AM
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Clearly both shiffaces: "@ijoeallen: Me and @RufusHound aRE LITERALLY having the bed that. Best chat."
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 17, 2012 1:34 AM
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@rickygervais @TheDoctorJones What if you love killing gypsy children?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 5:19 PM
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The only people unhappy about the Blue Peter move haven't watched it for 20years. It's Top of the Pops all over again #shitchanges
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 1:44 PM
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Just to be on the safe side, I'm going to set off now #olympics
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 11:59 AM
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@laurenlaverne @monstroso @BBC6Music are you sure you meant *low bow* and not *low blow*. Pop?! Why sir, some of the tunes are unlistenable!
Updated via Twitter for Android at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:19 AM
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@Fearnecotton Well done Cottonchops x
Updated via Twitter for Android at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:24 AM
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About to disembark train. Played it 8 times by my count. I am aghast.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Monday, May 14, 2012 12:39 PM
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Hahahaha! He's got it on repeat! Now playing for the third time!
Updated via Twitter for Android at Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24 PM
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This dude is listening to Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh so loud that everyone can hear it. Wouldn't have tweeted this.. http://t.co/rukcR6l5
Updated via Twitter for Android at Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24 PM
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... but he's also got his feet on the seats and it's been raining. #shamehim #ladyinredthough
Updated via Twitter for Android at Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24 PM
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@wossy Just keeping it real, G. True.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:14 AM
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Yes, I have been quiet. It's because i'm going to be in a very exciting play. It's called Utopia. I am incredibly happy http://t.co/d5hP0mob
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 11, 2012 4:19 PM
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Mr @holymoly has written the exact right thing about reality tv auditions here: http://t.co/5miC743z
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:34 PM
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@watsoncomedian Drop to the html editor and use the code </br> to add lines.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:44 AM
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@marcusbrig You have to read this: http://t.co/XhBni1ar
Updated via web at Monday, May 07, 2012 6:14 PM
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That was all very good and everything, but I don't think she really connected with my inability to find my phone or keys. #bgt
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 9:44 PM
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So, in the studio it looks like The Mend and Ashley and Pudsey. KeysPhone man an outsider, The Welsh were beautiful but maybe a bit dry?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 9:34 PM
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Jeez, I love those Welsh bastards. When they all applauded their choirmaster, I welled up. #dragonhearts
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 9:29 PM
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Fuck I hate dancing dogs. Fuck I love that dancing dog #bgt
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 9:14 PM
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I'll come clean. Didn't get that violinist thing at all. Foo Fighters on a screechy violin? Is that something people like now? Eh?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 8:59 PM
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Dunno how that looked on telly, but it was amazing here. Should hate it, but it was so charming #wheresmekeyswheresmephone
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 8:24 PM
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I'm at Britain's Got Talent! But has it?! Of course! Look at these two! http://t.co/Y9hNZSjj
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 8:04 PM
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Haha! I just sent that tweet and now they've answered! #poweroftwitter
Updated via web at Sunday, May 06, 2012 1:04 PM
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If anyone knows someone who works at Manchester Airport, could you ask them to PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE #10paminute #25fuckingminutessofar
Updated via web at Sunday, May 06, 2012 1:04 PM
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The audience looks like they're being told to look interested at gunpoint. It's just a bra made out of tights. THAT'S IT.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 2:04 AM
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I'm pretty sure the woman hosting this is double-dropping prescription painkillers. And who the fucks buys underwear from JML?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 1:59 AM
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I'm watching The Store on ITV. It's television for people with lobotomies BY people with lobotomies
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, May 06, 2012 1:54 AM
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@LuBooth Ate you sure you've not mistaken "a diet" for "a bulemia"?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, May 05, 2012 2:34 PM
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@robinince @ProfBrianCox Except irrationality is instinct, and that, basically is what we are. S'like saying "We'll be fine if we're not us"
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, May 05, 2012 2:29 PM
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I have recently taken delivery of this album by Quantic and Alice Russell. It is magnificent. You should get it http://t.co/iLzdTpao
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 04, 2012 1:24 PM
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RT @UberFacts: The average human body is worth about $160. -I think Brad Pity may be dragging up the average. I'm worth about $4 (@neilcole)
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, May 04, 2012 1:14 PM
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I should qualify that last tweet: These responses make me very proud of you all. :)
Updated via web at Friday, May 04, 2012 12:09 AM
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Goes to show the kind of people who follow me- I just had 50 tweets telling me they WERE masturbating while watching.eg:"Baroness Phoar-si!"
Updated via web at Friday, May 04, 2012 12:09 AM
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Anyone watching #bbcvote2012 should be reminded that traditionally, this time of night is used for masturbating. We're fools to ourselves.
Updated via web at Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:59 PM
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This advert is fucking patronising for an at home audience who just waded through fucking Question Time.
Updated via web at Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:39 PM
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"... and I do also own a massive fucking yacht, as it goes" Theo Paphitis
Updated via web at Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:29 PM
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@LuBooth I genuinely read that as "Little Miss Gargle" #dirtymrmen
Updated via web at Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:24 PM
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A lot of you want to know where I am. I'm at home watching Question Time. Thanks for taking an interest. All other questions ask @CelebJuice
Updated via web at Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:24 PM
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Just played this. Really lovely. http://t.co/8Pt4tjZk i saw her standing there... but then she was a zombie. A game by @krangGAMES
Updated via Tweet Button at Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:04 AM
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This, from the website 'BroTips': BroTip No. 1597: be the person your dog thinks you are. #brotips http://t.co/dJQ0TGlW
Updated via Tweet Button at Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:19 AM
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Seems that there's nought but universal support for Siobhan from the Midnight Twitter community. If we all get up and vote, she'll win...
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:59 PM
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Does anyone have any objection if I vote for that independent candidate woman from Kingston who seems nice? #Londonmayor
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:44 PM
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To everyone at the awards do tonight, I had a ball. Thank you.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:49 PM
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Chaps, did we all see this? Genius! RT @MrIws: @carldonnelly @benny_norris @robrouse Sons of Malarkey
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:19 PM
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@rickygervais @nicole_pal And this from a stand-up comedian! Hahahaha
Updated via web at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:29 PM
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Fan of Portal? Play it on Mac or PC? Know about this, do you? http://t.co/xiL1XfAP
Updated via web at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:09 PM
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@MrsLRCooper I've tried that so many times. No space monkeys. No cartoonish farming scenes. Nothing. They're lying to us #bastardbabyjake
Updated via web at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:39 AM
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Have you seen the marvellous breadfish? http://t.co/yO9jF4gZ
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 8:09 PM
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Every time a Labour MP dismisses Boris for being 'a laugh', I think "Yes, but I'd rather have a laugh than be patronised like this, by you."
Updated via Twitter for Android at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 7:19 PM
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This is huge: RT"@billybragg: Rupert Murdoch "not fit to run a company" say MPs http://t.co/UGjesJwJ #happyMayDay"
Updated via Twitter for Android at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 12:59 PM
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#AlternativeOlympics (no-one else is joining in, so this is my second go): Goldie Lookin Chain, Primal Scream, Ash & Muse
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 10:19 AM
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#AlternativeOlympics opening bill. Has to be Welsh, Scottish, N. Irish, English: Lost Prophets, Biffy Clyro, The Divine Comedy, Iron Maiden
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 10:09 AM
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I don't know what the time is OFFICIALLY, but according to my Laptop,"HAPPY 1st of May!" Care of @JonathanCoulton http://t.co/KGRW4Odi
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 01, 2012 12:04 AM
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I don't know what the time is OFFICIALLY, but according to my Laptop,"HAPPY 1st of May!" Care of @JonathanCoulton
Updated via web at Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 PM
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A beatboxer treat for your eye-ears courtesy of @_GraceSavage SMASH! http://t.co/9k15c6Sx
Updated via Twitter for Android at Monday, April 30, 2012 7:14 PM
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"She can't do anything for herself." Except feel sorry #TheVoiceUK
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, April 29, 2012 7:59 PM
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"It's not the end for me". #itprobablyis #TheVOICEUK
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, April 29, 2012 7:54 PM
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Caught up now. Glad Tom saved who he did, and not Billy Butlins. #TheVoiceUK
Updated via Twitter for Android at Sunday, April 29, 2012 7:54 PM
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It's times like these one can really feel a kinship with tribes people of The Gobi, Sahara, Ethiopia. #drought2012
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:24 PM
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Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:14 PM
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I really like those two. But I think that may be based on the fact that I'd like to build a log cabin with Matt #theVoiceUK
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:09 PM
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She can't do anything for herself? That's her 'thing'? What? Is she going to enter the stage on a stairlift?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:59 PM
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Dear Mr Luther Vandross. Welcome back. #TheVoiceUk
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:44 PM
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Stand up straight you tool. #TheVoice
Updated via Twitter for Android at Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:39 PM
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Kelly Rowland's off the Xfactor. Simon- I'm waiting for your call, though I can't promise i'll do that thing with your balls that Louis does
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 12:49 PM
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Oh, I'm in you now, Belfast. Do you like that, do you? Oh yeah. All the way in. #thegongs2012
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 12:34 PM
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@SarahMillican75 I've always thought that if you dropped a box of matches, @stephencgrant would tell you how many there were? That count?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:49 AM
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The only problem with a breakfast that big is the food coma that immediately and inevitably fol
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:29 AM
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@SarahMillican75 Oh, and obviously MASSIVE MASSIVE congratulations x
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:24 AM
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@SarahMillican75 @stephencgrant I'm guessing it's the second series that we're in, Right Steve?
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:24 AM
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Breakfast pudding? Rude not to... #yesiAMtweetingpicturesoffood http://t.co/yEfJ7jVA
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:19 AM
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@ajhmurray He is human. Just like Pol Pot and Idol Amin. Humans can be be right cunts. Just ask the dismembered voice of Jordan's vagina.
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:14 AM
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I just had sexual intercourse with a girl right in the Bratwurst: http://t.co/T2eznaYW
Updated via Twitter for Android at Friday, April 27, 2012 9:39 AM
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Nigel Farrage talks like a bankrupt ex-pat in borrowed shoes, sitting in a Majorcan bar explaining to the stag why he shouldn't get married
Updated via web at Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:24 PM
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Read this in todays Independent. Well worth a read, I reckon: http://t.co/6jA8glib
Updated via web at Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:24 AM
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Then at the end they gave me a brown leather Steve McQueen jacket. I may spunk with happiness. #getouttheway
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, April 25, 2012 2:44 PM
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Am trying to get in on the action for Triumph Live. Motorbikes, racetracks, beer and music. Fancy it?: http://t.co/1vjhq7WV
Updated via Twitter for Android at Wednesday, April 25, 2012 2:44 PM
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Just found this - someone's fucking about. Made me smile: http://t.co/ZNqCJGwU
Updated via web at Wednesday, April 25, 2012 1:09 AM
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