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Ricky Gervais On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets
Followers: 2,384,888 @ 22 May 12 02:51:21
Bio: I am Ricky Gervais... Obviously.
Website: http://www.rickygervais.com
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"@myami2: I wonder if the people that get so angry at your posts know it makes you smile"
Who cares? Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:44 PM
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Look at this lazy, furry, tiny, gorgeous little grub...
(Or Ollie, as I call her)
Night Twonks. http://t.co/OV6qzI88
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:44 PM
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"@st3velj: for fucks sake ricky just say there is a god to shut these fuckwits up #prettyplease"
Haha. Never http://t.co/JJHMYZ9O
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:29 PM
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"@jasmartin73: Great fun today, thanks!"
My pleasure.
Enjoy life. It's all we have. http://t.co/9nrs71BZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:29 PM
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"@JodieO: You're such an asshole, why do you constantly have to justify your opinions to people who won't stop demanding answers?"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:14 PM
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"@szimm108: @bluebone43 Ummm.aren't those the only two options?"
Haha exactly.
Either God exists. Or he doesn't.
Not both.. Not neither.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@bluebone43: You are such an asshole sometimes...why does their have/or not have to be a God?"
Hahaha. I don't know where to start
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:11 PM
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"@IsaacSMILE: Love this Essay: Why don't you believe in God? Here is @rickygervais answer http://t.co/72DOfnxB http://t.co/Wq2P0frr"
Cheers
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 9:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Haha. Stop getting so defensive people. Enjoy life. It's all you have. :)
And always tell the truth. http://t.co/I0xau6NK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 8:14 PM
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"@beazobeazo: Talking about god again? That's new"
It's relatively new.
13.5 billion years so far and he's been around for a few thousand
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 8:14 PM
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"@StewNicholls: I think the issue is you have missed the point in faith. Actually you have missed the point all together."
Go on?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 8:09 PM
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"@ReetThomalom: You only ever pick apart the parables in the bible eg Adam and Eve. They weren't meant to be taken literally"
Oooh careful!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Are Adam and Eve in Heaven?
Are they still an item?
Naked? Haha. So many questions
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 7:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Just had a huge turkey burger with loads of melted cheddar. #teamcheeses
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 7:36 PM
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"@michaelrogers63: I love the idea of you 'riding' Jesus! haha"
I was in a Mexican jail...I was confused..you know...
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 7:14 PM
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"@EllieFloriano: is it really necessary for you to ride on religion or Jesus all the time?"
I do what the Lord allows me. #teamjesus
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 7:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@potrob23: If god is real, y dnt the bible mention the dinosaurs?"
You've found the only inconsistency in an otherwise perfect document :)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 7:09 PM
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"@V2xxBattlexxR: why don't you believe in god?"
I do. He's like ace n that.
Yay!!!. I'm gonna live forever now #evidencesucks #teamjesus
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Freyaa113: You spelt 'though' wrong."
*spelled* & *wrongly*
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:44 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@walkerlad1980: do you believe in any afterlife?"
No.
Here is a picture of round-headed buffoon and a dwarf tho.. http://t.co/QCHBkRQh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:39 PM
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"@felchylaa: Have you a stand up in the pipeline?"
Is that a gay euphemism?
Yes I do. It will be called Humanity when I get round to it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:29 PM
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"@AlanJGrantham: why don't you then respond to people who agree with you, and encourage there rational thinking?"
They don't need it
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@TomGriffing: Why don't you believe in God?"
It's a great question.
Here is my answer...
http://t.co/72DOfnxB
http://t.co/Wq2P0frr
Pls RT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 6:19 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Just got a call from Karl that went like this...
R. Hello?
K. Alright?
R. Alright, how's it going?
K. Do slugs sleep?
R. Hahahahahahahaha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 3:24 PM
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"@mafinnigan: from a BA air steward! We'd always give you the life jacket mate!"
"with a small whistle for attracting attention" haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 3:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@piersmorgan:Just been handed this by a stewardess: " http://t.co/IwTgEpOP"
One person on each flight gets a pen instead of a life jacket
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@matthewkeenan4:bumming in Hull as if you would even be seen there"
Haha. I'd say "how dare you. I was not bumming in Hull. It was Leeds"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:55 PM
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"@KTTunstall: Cricklewood just flirted with @rickygervais Nice one, dog. http://t.co/B3CpRVU8"
Haha.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:55 PM
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Dear crazy fundamentalists who threaten atheists with hell....
It doesn't work. Haha
We know hell doesn't exist either, you see.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@myrandasummer: wont be cute when your burnin in hell"
I knew a bloke once who did a lot of bummin' in Hull. Is it similar to that?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:04 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
If I start talking about my enormous knob a lot, will that mean it definitely exists? It's worth a try, right. #faith
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 2:04 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@myrandasummer: you obviously believe in God or you wouldnt tlk about Him so much. wont be cute when your burnin in hell"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
The biggest things I've ever seen...
Frog wise. #chelseaflowershow http://t.co/VOOwfSgL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Me, voicing my atheist views won't change opinion either way. But it may give people the courage to voice what they always knew deep down.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 11:24 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@stevemingo: i share the same bin collection as @CHRISDJMOYLES & @rickygervais"
A lot less empty pizza boxes than there used to be right?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, May 21, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I treasure the memory of Karl first setting eyes on Warwick
http://t.co/hbNogZpB
And now I've sent them round the world together. Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:39 PM
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"@Mrjoef360: you should write a book and get people to worship you, people are that stupid..."
Rickianity for Gorps. £9.99
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 7:14 PM
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"@Lewah1: I am the REAL Ricky Gervais! Would you like me to say something funny? ??"
OK But don't show us your huge penis you keep secret
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@hbk701: I am a comedian. I work sporadically and usually on panel game shows. When can I say something funny?"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 3:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I'm a critic. I'll tell you how to do things I can't do myself. Now say something funny....hello? Is anyone listening? Damn. I'm so lonely
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I'm a drama student. I'll work in a bookshop. Now say something funny.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 3:04 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I'm a dustman. I'll wake you up by whistling and shouting to my mates every Wednesday & wish you happy Xmas. Now say something funny
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@nostralia: I'm a priest, I'll bum an alter boy for you now say something funny!"
No deal. You'll do it anyway.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@ShonaElgin: I'm a school secretary - I will type you a letter about nits - now will you say something funny?"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:49 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@barrow1969: im a bricky i will build you a wall now say something funny"
I'm on me tea break chief.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:34 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@KarlMagnonMan: You're an atheist, say something reasonable. :)"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:34 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
When idiots Tweet me things like "You're a comedian. Say something funny"
I should tweet back "You're a plumber. Unblock my toilet" #Gorp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"It's the smallest thing I've ever seen...
Frog wise" Karl Pilkington http://t.co/uOSTZBtb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:34 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I tweet my honest views, beliefs and opinions.
They may oppose yours.
If you don't want to read them,
you should unfollow.
Hope that helps.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@middlefloordan: @spluttermonkey Yeah shame on you for crushing mythical beliefs!!"
Haha
My bad
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@isobellaaaa: their beliefs wouldn't be crushed if they were based on anything substantial."
Quite. I couldn't crush their
"maths beliefs"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@tag95: I, like you, think religion is a load of pointless crap, but surely buddhism isn't that bad?"
Is that it's advertising slogan?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:29 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@PeterJames_Rees: you're brilliant but please throw a happy tweet into the mix now and again"
There is no God and life is wonderful :)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:24 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@spluttermonkey: I don't get why you feel the need to crush people's belief"
Their first mistake is following me on Twitter I guess?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:19 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Science loves being proven "wrong" just as much as being proven "right".
Whatever gets it closer to the truth.
Truth is its only agenda.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:14 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@ScroobyTweets: The Higgs boson is an unfounded belief as things stand."
And it hasn't written a big book telling us to worship it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@D_GirlDesigns: I love your work as a comedian but I don't want to accept there is no life after death."
Don't then.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 7:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Twitter has given me the best source of research material since I worked in an office. Thank you. Especially the brain dead Gorps. Haha.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 6:24 PM
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"@gotlovefor1D_x: your actually such an idiot."
Haha. It's *you're* you fucking thick Gorp.
Hahaha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 6:04 PM
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"@sukpahal: I feel sorry for those that can not, and have not, met god."
Hahahaha..
Where did you meet him? I'll go now.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
I'm afraid I can't respect ridiculous, unfounded beliefs, but I do respect everyone's right to have them.
Peace.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@RyCurdVI: Tweeting you is better than praying, at least there's a small chance of a reply #prayers"
Bless you.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@adzteck: when i said i think its funny i do think its funny..."
Haha. Oh good
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:19 PM
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"@Rohan_SNL: "That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." ? Christopher Hitchens"
Perfect
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:14 PM
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"@8bit16: Doing a Religious Studies GCSE tomorrow, any advice?"
Yes. Revising works better than praying for some reason.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@kickflipping: religion is a myth"
No, God is a myth.
Religion is unfortunately very real and dangerous.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Tony8Cee: as u don't believe in god what's your thoughts on a priest at funerals?"
Fine, as long as there aren't kids around.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:04 PM
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"@nickybarnesave: When u gonna debate me? I'll take the atheist side, u take the Christian side k"
Great idea. You start.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 4:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@diddley_squat: fair enough. We part as friends."
I Can't believe it's over after all this time.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 4:59 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@diddley_squat: I love you @rickygervais, but not more than I love Jesus."
I love you too diddly but not more than I love truth & reason.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 4:54 PM
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celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Tony8Cee: did your penis look bigger once you lost weight?"
I'm not sure.
I couldn't see it when I was fat
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@skepticCanary: you seem to have successfully managed your cheese/running equilibrium."
Haha. Exactly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@AussiePhinatic: what was your biggest motivation for losing weight?"
Health & fitness
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@james_sisson: You only lost weight because you're rich and famous."
Yes. There are absolutely no thin poor people in the world. #Gorp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Chitney_Spears: U.S.Surgeon General "Obesity is a greater threat than terrorism."
They're certainly more devastating as suicide bombers
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@valentinaBnMtB: did you get bullied as a child when u were fat?
No. I Wasn't fat till I was about 35. Greed and laziness. Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:19 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@panache36:are you saying that chocolate, cake. hamburgers never pass your lips?"
No. I'm saying I burn off as many calories as I take in
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@yami971: what about people that are sick, that do not choose to be fat ?"
Those 1.2% are very unfortunate yes.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@MyWeirdBrain: why did you choose to be fat for so long?"
I preferred food to exercise. Eating meant more to me than not being clammy.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Matt_Currie: you used to be a fatty"
Yes. Then I decided not to be.
What's your point?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@mikeshake1313: you should be more like animals in your views towards "fat" people."
I don't judge them. I just point out it's their choice
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 3:04 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Seventology:
Someone in class said today "if the meteor killed all the dinosaurs, why didn't the cavemen die?""
Duh..Jesus saved them!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@leonpatricolo: @PhillipMaddocks I cannot get a RT for luv nor money.
Phillip comes up with nothing n gets one!"
I move in mysterious ways
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:04 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@PhillipMaddocks: I'm sitting here trying to think of something witty to say to get a RT, cannot do it, sorry."
At least you tried tho.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@kingovkenton: always someone who wants a good moan.. tweet about how you wiped your arse on 10 £50 quid notes."
Are you spying in me?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:39 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@I_am_Martyn: I have absolutely nothing witty, or constructive to add to this conversation."
Welcome to Twitter then
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:34 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@scotgwalk: you are a legend funniest and most creative guy in showbiz we love u I speak for the whole of Australia lol I'm druk"
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:34 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@JamieScollay: But if someone can't find entertainment in your tweets, how do you expect them to find the unfollow button?"
Good work
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@Shellybabe2009: a picture of pure unconditional love http://t.co/aDILXw4S"
Wow. It paints a thousand words.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
If you don't like what someone tweets about block or unfollow. Easy
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@damianwardle: is it worth your time blocking them?"
Takes 2 seconds and it's invigorating.
Never have to read their stupidity again.
Haha
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
The reason why I'm blocking and not RTing to make them look stupid is that some people are so stupid they don't realise how stupid they are
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Just blocked someone for saying he isn't offended by my tweets, just bored. It doesn't matter why you don't like my tweets... Just unfollow
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:54 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@alfaralph:"
I block people who are disappointed with my tweets.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:29 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Just blocked 2 people who asked me not to tweet about my views on religion.
They obviously couldn't find their unfollow button so I helped.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:04 AM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
"@d_s_j2011: your thoughts? 82% of people believe in an afterlife."
100% of people think they are interesting with a great sense of humour
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, May 19, 2012 10:54 AM
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"@MattSaye: : Will Derek squeeze Dougie's head at some point..."
I guarantee it. Even if it's only an outtake. Haha http://t.co/jsnGZRom
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, May 18, 2012 8:14 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Can't move her. She has to leave of her own volition. Rules are rules. http://t.co/5KCsg4Ap
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, May 18, 2012 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Ricky Gervais twitter user - rickygervais
Working on Derek scripts.
Left the room for 2 minutes to get a beer.
Work over... http://t.co/qMsBChwr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, May 18, 2012 8:04 PM
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