Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 2,822,381 as of 28 Aug 14 04:16:18

Bio: I am a presenter on the BBC2 motoring show,Top Gear.


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Argument with children: who is more famous; Nicki Minaj or Rick Wakeman?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Aug 2014 16:06
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RT @Neilm74: @JeremyClarkson can you make it for @mndassoc the UK charity for ALS ? That way the money raised goes to help mnd sufferers in…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:47
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If you donate to ALS I will upload the video of my ice bucketeering.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:40
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I just did the ice bucket thing. While I was fucking asleep
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:36
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7 hour drive today in an XJR from Siena to St Tropez. Can't think of much to complain about.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2014 17:04
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One of Britain's most respected critics relaxes on holiday. I shall say only that his name begins with an A. pic.twitter.com/HNgBNRMcQG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Aug 2014 09:21
  • One of Britain's most respected critics relaxes on holiday. I shall say only that his name begins with an A. http://t.co/HNgBNRMcQG
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Let me write this clearly so those with an irony deficiency understand. It isn't the end of the world if your A level grades are a bit shit.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2014 15:46
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May all your A level results be joyous.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2014 06:33
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2014 07:44
  • My work today http://t.co/iCMGnEiDVQ
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Dawn. Vesuvius. pic.twitter.com/rqrB4BCrpu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2014 04:18
  • Dawn. Vesuvius. http://t.co/rqrB4BCrpu
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Look. Hammond and I are in Italy tonight gutted to be missing James' big solo thing which is being broadcast at
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 18:52
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He'd never do it for me, which is part of what James James but even though I'm far away, I would just like to say that tonight on BBC2 at
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 18:39
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Holy moly. Frank Page has died. My condolences to his family.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 17:36
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My little supercar. I have fallen extremely in love with it. pic.twitter.com/1HQDzYlEDZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Aug 2014 15:29
  • My little supercar. I have fallen extremely in love with it. http://t.co/1HQDzYlEDZ
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It's hard to describe her shirt as it's not really a shirt at all
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Aug 2014 20:13
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Other journalists. Pay no attention to Media Guardian. It's not really interested in what's actually happening.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2014 19:49
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Media Guardian. If you want to know what's really going on, call me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2014 19:05
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RT @nffcben: @JeremyClarkson Cortina stolen from garage in nottm this week. Distinctive twin tail pipes with no silencer.Please RT http://tpic.twitter.com/ci3RpXudtQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2014 18:34
  • RT @nffcben: @JeremyClarkson Cortina stolen from garage in nottm this week. Distinctive twin tail pipes with no silencer.Please RT http://t…
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So here I am in Venice. Or, as the locals don't call it, "the Birmingham of the South" pic.twitter.com/SUB2kNm29V
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2014 16:19
  • So here I am in Venice. Or, as the locals don't call it, "the Birmingham of the South" http://t.co/SUB2kNm29V
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People of Ulley Road, in Ashford, Kent. With all those stupid speed humps, I hope you never need an ambulance.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jul 2014 17:47
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I think that today, the 50 per cent discount offer may not have been quite enough. pic.twitter.com/OsmOjxu1Z3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jul 2014 18:30
  • I think that today, the 50 per cent discount offer may not have been quite enough. http://t.co/OsmOjxu1Z3
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So, to sum up the BBC London News coverage of the lovely weather: you're going to get cancer and if you go swimming, you'll drown.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jul 2014 17:54
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RT @2511jordank: I'll be happy if I get a little retweet from @JeremyClarkson pic.twitter.com/nCFMeMNwH7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jul 2014 15:03
  • RT @2511jordank: I'll be happy if I get a little retweet from @JeremyClarkson http://t.co/nCFMeMNwH7
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Filming today is going very well pic.twitter.com/QhkOEIi8fU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jul 2014 15:38
  • Filming today is going very well http://t.co/QhkOEIi8fU
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I know the new Corvette is jolly sporty but 330? Really? pic.twitter.com/FVv6GqkLDB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jul 2014 07:28
  • I know the new Corvette is jolly sporty but 330? Really? http://t.co/FVv6GqkLDB
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People of America. What are Angela Merkel's thoughts?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jul 2014 18:58
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Quick question. Who will be watching the match tonight on ITV?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jul 2014 15:29
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RT @burki_hamza: @JeremyClarkson What do you think of that!! pic.twitter.com/buDQO7krZD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2014 18:52
  • RT @burki_hamza: @JeremyClarkson 

What do you think of that!! http://t.co/buDQO7krZD
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After a nine day tour in five countries, I'm now off to Morocco. To start filming for series 22.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2014 07:27
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People of Turin. OK. You've had the support act. Now get ready for Senso Unico.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2014 17:04
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RT @KTHopkins: I have a girl crush on Camilla Long. I am unclear what to do about it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2014 17:02
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People of the world. You are now seeing what life in Britain is like. Healthy and safe. But a bit shi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2014 12:46
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Clear packaging on the Top Gear Live promoter pic.twitter.com/WsbDIEIjK4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2014 09:31
  • Clear packaging on the Top Gear Live promoter http://t.co/WsbDIEIjK4
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Tonight in Turin. Top Gear Live and One Direction. Both British but very different.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2014 09:22
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An idea. Any England player who is judged by the public to have not tried hard enough is banned from football for 5 years. Yes?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2014 22:57
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How was any of that even possible?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2014 21:50
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Hollish people. Even though some of your players struggle to stand up, you have my support.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2014 21:03
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People of Italy. What TV channel is showing the football? It's not RAI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2014 20:13
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A small and delightful Top Gear fan in Turin. pic.twitter.com/a5KQkkHO05
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2014 11:47
  • A small and delightful Top Gear fan in Turin. http://t.co/a5KQkkHO05
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People of Torino. Is there a restaurant in Piazza Vittorio where you can buy poached otter? It's the stig's favourite thing.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2014 06:36
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Check out my groovy new £7.50 watch. pic.twitter.com/I2PsEB3EVr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jul 2014 11:37
  • Check out my groovy new £7.50 watch. http://t.co/I2PsEB3EVr
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Honestly, I have nothing to say about this pic.twitter.com/DKDqe7XhNw
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jul 2014 08:52
  • Honestly, I have nothing to say about this http://t.co/DKDqe7XhNw
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Hammond distraught
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2014 22:00
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USA impressive. Maybe it's time they gave up with that nancy boy padded rugby and stuck to this.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2014 21:53
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So. Watching in Croatia. Hammond for USA. Me for Belgium. May asleep.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2014 20:26
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People of America. Well done for getting this far. But I'm with the Bels tonight.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2014 19:53
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Played a game of football today. It turns out it's incredibly difficult.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2014 14:55
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COME ON FROZONE pic.twitter.com/ZfICyRjPZa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jun 2014 21:55
  • COME ON FROZONE http://t.co/ZfICyRjPZa
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I love Algeria's superhero goalkeeper
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jun 2014 21:39
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People of Prague. THANKYOU. Especially the girl, front left in the audience last night.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jun 2014 14:13
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Holy mother of God pic.twitter.com/3Pep8aC7ji
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jun 2014 09:10
  • Holy mother of God http://t.co/3Pep8aC7ji
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RT @michaelcollins2: @JeremyClarkson Apparently, my son watches Top Gear for various classes in school - mainly Geography. #ridiculous
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2014 21:17
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Praha je jedním z mých nejoblíbenějších měst a já se už nemůžu dočkat, až zažiju to obrovské množství sov.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jun 2014 14:37
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I'm not very good at Czech but I'll give it a go.... Show @TopGearLive se blíží a my se těšíme, jak promneme Vaše obličeje.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jun 2014 14:34
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An airport minicab driver rang me at 5.30 am to say @RichardHammond wasn't answering his door. I LITERALLY COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jun 2014 06:14
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I am beyond ecstatic
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2014 11:34
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Bye bye Durban. I shall remember the hangover you gave me for a very long time.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2014 13:59
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Per @TopGearLive a Torino, spero di venire a una Lamborghini
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2014 14:00
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Siamo sulla strada per Torino dove spero sinceramente di consumare un armadio. @TopGearLive
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2014 10:12
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Ci sono molte cose che amo di Torino, ma il più è la quantità di limoni laggiù in basso. @TopGearLive
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2014 10:08
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Quando arriveremo nella tua città, spero di produrre una sporca nel vostro cappello. @TopGearLive
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2014 18:00
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Guardare fuori.@TopGearLive è venuto a Torino a lasciare un pasticcio sulle vostre scrivanie!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2014 14:48
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As I explained, the other day, I speak fluent Italian so....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2014 14:47
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Anyway look at it this way. We do make bloody good programmes about cars.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2014 21:01
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Rooney's hair transplant screwed us there
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2014 19:33
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Suarez is looking hungry
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2014 19:23
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England football players: it's a vital match this evening. Try not to get eaten.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2014 16:02
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Just about to take off. Have Spain scored yet. Or is Torres on?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jun 2014 20:30
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Ci avete battuto in coppa del mondo. Ora potete schiacciare la testa di Torino. @TopGearLive
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Jun 2014 12:25
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Vieni al @TopGearLive show dove avrò occasione di spiegare il contenuto dei miei pantaloni! E per tre volte!
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Jun 2014 12:16
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Adoro l’Italia e non vedo l’ora di avere un’esperienza ruvida nel sottoscala @TopGearLive
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Jun 2014 12:13
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As I am pretty much multi lingual, I shall be tweeting about Top Gear's forthcoming live show in Italy......in Italian. Stand by.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Jun 2014 12:12
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People of the world. I challenge you to take on Britain at creative parking. I shall be our captain.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2014 11:51
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RT @JpjpJohn: @JeremyClarkson yup, that's parked as well. pic.twitter.com/zvOMLjoyfj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2014 11:35
  • RT @JpjpJohn: @JeremyClarkson yup, that's parked as well. http://t.co/zvOMLjoyfj
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RT @ItsTimDixon: @JeremyClarkson And here's one I spotted this morning. Damn those tricky white lines in tight spaces!! http://t.co/aTjnK5lpic.twitter.com/aTjnK5lEKR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2014 11:34
  • RT @ItsTimDixon: @JeremyClarkson And here's one I spotted this morning. Damn those tricky white lines in tight spaces!! http://t.co/aTjnK5l…
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Yup. That's parked pic.twitter.com/0QDEgKoDCQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2014 11:21
  • Yup. That's parked http://t.co/0QDEgKoDCQ
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Children: when your Dad says he doesn't believe in Father's Day, it's not a reason for you not to believe in it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jun 2014 10:37
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I don't know why but I'm not worried.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2014 20:56
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It was extremely impressive
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2014 12:09
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RT @rigz21: @JeremyClarkson just watched them nearly hit a crane in ealing!!!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2014 12:07
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Does anyone know why half the RAF just flew at low level over London?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2014 12:04
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For sale. One bicycle. Good condition Owner has seen sense.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2014 07:10
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I've just fallen off my fucking bicycle again pic.twitter.com/we9NupgtpN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2014 19:20
  • I've just fallen off my fucking bicycle again http://t.co/we9NupgtpN
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Pretty sure I just saw a man driving an Audi TT. Do I win a prize?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2014 16:40
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Thankyou to everyone who has said kind things about my column in the Sunday Times this morning.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2014 11:01
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jun 2014 19:34
  • RT @mrsinghssauce: @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay & @RichardHammond kicking off #MrSinghsChilliChallenge - enter to WIN Father's Day Prize! ht…
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Dear The Police, A lamentable performance tonight taking three hours to put out a bus and move it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jun 2014 19:07
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You know when Bruce Willis slingshots round the moon in Armageddon. That's what it's like when you go round a corner in a 918.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2014 18:23
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The Porsche was delivered by this man pic.twitter.com/hknaw5ZdYQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2014 15:40
  • The Porsche was delivered by this man http://t.co/hknaw5ZdYQ
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2014 15:35
  • But then..... http://t.co/VEhdnkVqHh
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I didn't think my day at work could get any better.... pic.twitter.com/vM7W7zBaZ0
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2014 15:35
  • I didn't think my day at work could get any better.... http://t.co/vM7W7zBaZ0
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It's fucking June pic.twitter.com/8MJSWOwOLN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jun 2014 19:15
  • It's fucking June http://t.co/8MJSWOwOLN
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I was there. Nico did an accident.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 May 2014 16:18
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Just checked and yup, we still haven't taken off.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 May 2014 10:40
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The plane had 20.5 litres of oil in Barcelona this morning and it has 20.5 litres of oil now. But health and safety says there's a leak.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 May 2014 09:45
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People of British Airways. Could you send a couple of buses to the Nice flight as it's broken down and we've been sitting on it for ages.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 May 2014 09:39
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After Barbados, I need some peace and quiet. So I'm going to Monaco for the weekend.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 May 2014 17:24
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The reporter is a no-show. I guess he's busy doctoring pictures and inventing quotes. Don't forget to use your best joined up writing
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2014 23:52
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Seriously. If you can do shorthand, I'll give you an interview.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2014 22:55

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