Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 4,042,342 as of 20 Dec 14 05:48:21

Bio: I am a presenter on the BBC2 motoring show,Top Gear.


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Is it fancy dress on Channel 4 news tonight?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Dec 2014 19:22
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The Millies is on ITV this evening at 8.30. It's worth a watch.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Dec 2014 19:04
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http://t.co/l8j8qXdLmJ It works for me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Dec 2014 18:36
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Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam pic.twitter.com/mYDiIyCr5G
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Dec 2014 13:11
  • Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam http://t.co/mYDiIyCr5G
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Oh no. I need my dinner jacket for a televised do tonight and it looks like the last time I wore it, I lost a trifle throwing competition
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Dec 2014 16:30
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Quick traffic report for all of west London. It's fucked
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2014 19:34
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If I was going to impersonate someone on Instagram, it'd be George Clooney, not a fat man from a car show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2014 17:21
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Several thousand people are following Jeremyclarksonofficial on Instagram. To be very clear, this is not me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2014 17:11
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We didn't try to set fire to the cars. There was a small battery issue when the on board cameras were removed in a big hurry.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2014 23:35
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Sometimes, I wish the Mirror would go back to hacking my phone. At least in those days they were sometimes accurate.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2014 23:31
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Parking meters expired? pic.twitter.com/fXEqCJ06pg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 21:33
  • Parking meters expired? http://t.co/fXEqCJ06pg
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Meant "shows". In a cab. Ride bad.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:57
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Shoes what I know. I am arriving on time. His route was good.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:56
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I just told him I have a bronze life saver award. It's made no difference.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:54
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I can't even tell him I'm an award winning broadcaster because I'm not. Or a QC.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:51
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I don't want to sound like David Mellor but my cab driver's route is a bit odd.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:47
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Only if the lift's gone wrong pic.twitter.com/XDZQjmae90
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 10:11
  • Only if the lift's gone wrong http://t.co/XDZQjmae90
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Yes. But @MrJamesMay we are where you live. Drinking wine. At a James Blunt gig.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2014 20:53
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I meant Hugh Grant. Not Liz Hurley.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2014 14:16
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Norway people. I liked that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2014 14:04
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f you do one thing this weekend… get some mates together to go & see @kajakimovie http://t.co/ZjoccVxn25 #ForYourMates
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Nov 2014 11:45
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Twitter. Can you make the block button and the follow button a bit further away from one another?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Nov 2014 15:41
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Literally the coolest car ever made. pic.twitter.com/2hGCzIJTxf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Nov 2014 22:41
  • Literally the coolest car ever made. http://t.co/2hGCzIJTxf
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 21:17
  • This is Trail. http://t.co/AGxfYHUVUo
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Someone has suggested we go to their demonstration on how to cut up a goat. Not sure.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 20:41
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Canadian airport people. What are the chances of a plane getting into Trail today?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 20:35
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Bad news. They don't do tours of the lead and zinc smelting plant on a Sunday.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 20:25
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We were going to waxed but the shop's shut
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 19:58
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I should make it plain, we are marooned in Trail. This is full Planes Trains stuff. Even the temperature is correct: 1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 19:52
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Quick question. What can 3 chaps do to kill time in Trail BC on a Sunday afternoon?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 19:25
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People of western Canada. I'm afraid when we are filming, we film. There's no time to do anything else.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Nov 2014 02:11
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Right. I've definitely decided. I am going to Vancouver. @MrJamesMay
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2014 13:34
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RT @mediaguardian: Alex Salmond is a paranoid loser, says former BBC chairman http://t.co/qSXLhYmTaf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Nov 2014 19:00
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There is an incredible number of people out there who think the mozzies in Oz are malarial. They aren't.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Nov 2014 08:28
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How do you catch malaria in Australia?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Nov 2014 08:11
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When I'm fired for shitting on the floor, I'm going to take up hedge laying. pic.twitter.com/XJceLelHnJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Nov 2014 13:43
  • When I'm fired for shitting on the floor, I'm going to take up hedge laying. http://t.co/XJceLelHnJ
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Doubtless the Mirror will say I shat on the floor and then blamed it on the horse. pic.twitter.com/UqNBg7Feva
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Nov 2014 13:31
  • Doubtless the Mirror will say I shat on the floor and then blamed it on the horse. http://t.co/UqNBg7Feva
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If it makes you feel any better, I overdid the chilli in my pasta last night xx
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Nov 2014 08:55
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It seems you can access a fingerprint iPhone using a number code. Must stay across these things.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2014 18:18
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Actually, that last tweet wasn't from me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2014 17:55
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This is just obscene pic.twitter.com/w4tdtoyqtp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2014 17:43
  • This is just obscene http://t.co/w4tdtoyqtp
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So I bumped into Kristin Scott Thomas today which made me faint.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Nov 2014 19:41
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I'm almost tearing up at the news that the Rosetta's probe has landed. @esa has actually done it. Staggering, brilliant news.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Nov 2014 16:32
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Nov 2014 13:51
  • South Africa http://t.co/rxiHbyOIGa
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Does anyone know the name of the song Go Go Penguin performed on Loose Ends this evening?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2014 20:53
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Get dry cleaning, write column, sort drive to Staffs tomorrow, check on tomato sauce.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Nov 2014 18:43
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I interviewed Ricciardo once. He used the word "dildo". I liked him immediately.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Nov 2014 22:02
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Controversial I know but I reckon Ricciardo is the best driver in F1.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Nov 2014 21:56
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Why is it called Manchester United when obviously, Manchester isn't? Sheffield too.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Nov 2014 13:55
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Just saw a man with a horrible ginger beard on Ad. Terrace in Perth.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Oct 2014 04:52
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Small correction to the NT News story. We didn't try to hide from the public; just the NT News.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Oct 2014 04:19
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The Stones. Australia. pic.twitter.com/o5sIlslvqe
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2014 15:42
  • The Stones. Australia. http://t.co/o5sIlslvqe
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Fuck me, the Stones are good still
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2014 12:54
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People of the Top End. 140 characters is simply not enough to say how much I've enjoyed my time here. Everyone who helped: thankyou.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2014 03:33
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Apparently, he's called Tripod. pic.twitter.com/46bj2ukDxe
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2014 01:54
  • Apparently, he's called Tripod. http://t.co/46bj2ukDxe
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Steve. I have your charger. pic.twitter.com/JA3pYpCzh1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Oct 2014 04:56
  • Steve. I have your charger. http://t.co/JA3pYpCzh1
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Who in London can make a mango and chilli caipirinha because oh my God?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Oct 2014 10:28
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Very enjoying NT.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Oct 2014 14:02
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Oct 2014 12:32
  • Oh shit http://t.co/f3H1lOm42K
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Going filming tomorrow. Will check number plate before setting off.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Oct 2014 17:22
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RT @lordjonnie: @JeremyClarkson that bloke from Blur us a typical champagne socialist and a first class knob...Oasis had him sussed...great…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 11:41
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This is worth a read if you have 5 minutes http://t.co/CXaSQHxH8C
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 08:00
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#WAKEUPCALL SYRIA Unless you donate at http://t.co/XbHKmi3YPh I will post more pictures of Blumenthal and me. pic.twitter.com/n8JmWl4mac
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 08 Oct 2014 09:35
  • #WAKEUPCALL SYRIA Unless you donate at http://t.co/XbHKmi3YPh I will post more pictures of Blumenthal and me. http://t.co/n8JmWl4mac
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For the only accurate account of what happened in Argentina, read the Sunday Times tomorrow.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 13:10
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This is my car on its last day in Argentina. Note the plates that everyone says caused offence. pic.twitter.com/mCfncbMa6F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 06:45
  • This is my car on its last day in Argentina. Note the plates that everyone says caused offence. http://t.co/mCfncbMa6F
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We had planned a good ending for the show. But thanks to the government's foolishness, it's now even better.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:42
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This was not a jolly jape that went awry. For once, we did nothing wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:41
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They threw us out for the political capital. Thousands chased crew to border. Someone could have been killed.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:40
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And these war veterans we upset. Mostly they were in their 20s. Do the maths.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:39
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The number plate WAS a coincidence. When it was pointed out to us, we changed it. As pics in this morning's Mail show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:38
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All TG crew now safely out of Argentina. I just got back to UK. Horrified to see so many newspapers have the story completely wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 05:37
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Anyway, this is my official response to the Mirror. pic.twitter.com/PF83GPDg9P
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Sep 2014 13:33
  • Anyway, this is my official response to the Mirror. http://t.co/PF83GPDg9P
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According to the Mirror, the BBC told me not to misbehave while I'm in Argentina. 1) they haven't and 2) see pic pic.twitter.com/bd3erxSsTZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Sep 2014 12:48
  • According to the Mirror, the BBC  told me not to misbehave while I'm in Argentina. 1) they haven't and 2) see pic http://t.co/bd3erxSsTZ
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Argentina. In a hotel bar. I am going to fucking live here. pic.twitter.com/TUOKz5Y0rw
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Sep 2014 00:05
  • Argentina. In a hotel bar. I am going to fucking live here. http://t.co/TUOKz5Y0rw
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Wait. I've had an idea. What if no-one leaves the UK? Would that work?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2014 17:50
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For the millionth time, I don't want Cornwall kicked out of the UK. Hampshire on the other hand...
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2014 16:01
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It has just occurred to me that I was conceived in Cornwall.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2014 14:25
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He is not flying it pic.twitter.com/rAuZ7qQEpJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2014 21:34
  • He is not flying it http://t.co/rAuZ7qQEpJ
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The Top Gear machine is now on a 777. Radio silence for 13 hours and 25 minutes.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2014 21:26
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Choices choices pic.twitter.com/wZOgo9QMLt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Sep 2014 16:56
  • Choices choices http://t.co/wZOgo9QMLt
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Other teams to have beaten QPR this year include Burton Albion.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Sep 2014 15:40
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Always nice to see the underdogs get a goal against better teams.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Sep 2014 15:26
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People of South Africa. Really?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Sep 2014 13:48
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Stop going on about the brilliance of Monza. Imola is way better.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Sep 2014 11:56
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My friend Simon West who directed Con Air and Tomb Raider is #crowdfunding his new movie. You can get involved at http://t.co/FbEE2jpfA8
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 04 Sep 2014 12:16
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RT @TheHuayra: @JeremyClarkson Please RT, MISSING teenager Alice Gross, London, hasn't been since Aug 27, Please help find her!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Sep 2014 09:10
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Can anyone explain what the bloody hell this is all about. pic.twitter.com/W3MvviIRnc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Aug 2014 10:42
  • Can anyone explain what the bloody hell this is all about. http://t.co/W3MvviIRnc
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Argument with children: who is more famous; Nicki Minaj or Rick Wakeman?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Aug 2014 16:06
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RT @Neilm74: @JeremyClarkson can you make it for @mndassoc the UK charity for ALS ? That way the money raised goes to help mnd sufferers in…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:47
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If you donate to ALS I will upload the video of my ice bucketeering.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:40
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I just did the ice bucket thing. While I was fucking asleep
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Aug 2014 14:36
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7 hour drive today in an XJR from Siena to St Tropez. Can't think of much to complain about.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2014 17:04
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One of Britain's most respected critics relaxes on holiday. I shall say only that his name begins with an A. pic.twitter.com/HNgBNRMcQG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Aug 2014 09:21
  • One of Britain's most respected critics relaxes on holiday. I shall say only that his name begins with an A. http://t.co/HNgBNRMcQG
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Let me write this clearly so those with an irony deficiency understand. It isn't the end of the world if your A level grades are a bit shit.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2014 15:46
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May all your A level results be joyous.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2014 06:33
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2014 07:44
  • My work today http://t.co/iCMGnEiDVQ
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Dawn. Vesuvius. pic.twitter.com/rqrB4BCrpu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2014 04:18
  • Dawn. Vesuvius. http://t.co/rqrB4BCrpu
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Look. Hammond and I are in Italy tonight gutted to be missing James' big solo thing which is being broadcast at
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 18:52
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He'd never do it for me, which is part of what James James but even though I'm far away, I would just like to say that tonight on BBC2 at
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 18:39
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Holy moly. Frank Page has died. My condolences to his family.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2014 17:36

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