Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 6,451,499 as of 09 Dec 16 19:19:31

Bio: I am a presenter on an Amazon motoring show.


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It's very noisy on Kindergarten Air but at least my television is broken
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 13:59
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RT @Trisha_C1: And.....no under 10's in business class either @JeremyClarkson #OtherPeoplesNightmareKids
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 09:14
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RT @AccordingToLee: @ourmanincumbria @JeremyClarkson what a fantastic human being you are.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 09:13
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Airlines. If you allow a very small baby into a plane, why not offer a 100 per cent discount to those within, say, 20 feet?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 09:09
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Deep Purple moment pic.twitter.com/l477IWjH7y
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 08:16
  • Deep Purple moment https://t.co/l477IWjH7y
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Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/Rzdo7QkJ89
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 16:23
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Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/0kHbhXKCda
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 16:21
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At 6pm GMT, Richard James and I will be live @DRIVETRIBES
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Nov 2016 17:56
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906488GTB. Dammit. I've accidentally posted an access code for DriveTribe.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Nov 2016 08:23
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Very Grand Tour pic.twitter.com/yH8P2lOre6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Nov 2016 22:22
  • Very Grand Tour https://t.co/yH8P2lOre6
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They're travelling with a "jam boy" pic.twitter.com/MbkE9NB27I
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2016 20:38
  • They're travelling with a "jam boy" https://t.co/MbkE9NB27I
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That is NOT a fucking misprint. Three thousand dollars!!!! pic.twitter.com/ITPf5cKzhC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2016 19:46
  • That is NOT a fucking misprint. Three thousand dollars!!!! https://t.co/ITPf5cKzhC
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What manner of bird did THAT? pic.twitter.com/LbQ92i3FmW
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Nov 2016 11:38
  • What manner of bird did THAT? https://t.co/LbQ92i3FmW
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Instead of just standing around, why don't you use that 4x4 we paid for to tow the broken down car off the road? pic.twitter.com/V9cmO4Y9JQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Nov 2016 10:18
  • Instead of just standing around, why don't you use that 4x4 we paid for to tow the broken down car off the road? https://t.co/V9cmO4Y9JQ
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We have decided to let the production team at Chump to have ten minutes in the pub. pic.twitter.com/rVQRkAQprr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Nov 2016 14:20
  • We have decided to let the production team at Chump to have ten minutes in the pub. https://t.co/rVQRkAQprr
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Great news. Midnight tonight there's a drama by Reggie Yates on Channel 4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Nov 2016 19:53
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Credit where credit is due. @easyJet First class service from Stuttgart this evening. Hannah especially
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2016 22:21
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The Grand Tour today. Perfect. American money. British production. Dutch tech. And a German audience.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Nov 2016 15:41
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I can drive in the rain. You can drive in the rain. But for some reason, Formula One drivers cannot. IT'S NOT TENNIS.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Nov 2016 16:59
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Which creature's penis is the same shape and colour as this? pic.twitter.com/kqfR8Jj4sw
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Nov 2016 23:01
  • Which creature's penis is the same shape and colour as this? https://t.co/kqfR8Jj4sw
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What the actual? pic.twitter.com/AncqC8SVN9
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2016 19:18
  • What the actual? https://t.co/AncqC8SVN9
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So last night I presented a big award to the all round good geezer, Roger Daltrey, who is 72. inches tall. pic.twitter.com/7dRZkwT9Ns
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Nov 2016 09:29
  • So last night I presented a big award to the all round good geezer, Roger Daltrey, who is 72. inches tall. https://t.co/7dRZkwT9Ns
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This is an APB to all the people who keep asking me to do things. I can't. I'm too busy.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Nov 2016 12:57
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How come I still know all the words to Lying in the Arms of Mary?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Nov 2016 16:00
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We have arrived. Even though we haven't set off yet pic.twitter.com/IZoQUmj6Iz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Nov 2016 05:16
  • We have arrived. Even though we haven't set off yet https://t.co/IZoQUmj6Iz
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Very enjoyable Grand Tour recording in Finland today. Epic audience
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Nov 2016 16:53
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Ooh this is a long way north pic.twitter.com/8WDToiZ9w4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Nov 2016 17:46
  • Ooh this is a long way north https://t.co/8WDToiZ9w4
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There's no getting round the fact that @RichardHammond is wearing a plum coloured nylon cardigan with suede shoulder patches.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Nov 2016 11:23
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RT @MikeAParkinson: @JeremyClarkson Who can I talk to about selling a kidney for tickets to the Nashville show?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Oct 2016 18:33
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Fancy a holiday somewhere cold, with an unusual travel company? https://t.co/FW4P1RH0nu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Oct 2016 08:35
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I spelled some olive oil on my kitchen floor last night. And I had it operational again in 12 seconds.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2016 09:05
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Let's see how long they can keep the A4 shut so they can mop up a bit of diesel.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2016 09:01
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We had a test demo of our DriveTribe digital thing yesterday and it's very good. Hearty congrats to all the techies in Kings Cross.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2016 08:49
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Looking forward to Nashville. One of the few places in the US I've never visited
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Oct 2016 18:26
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To be fair to @British_Airways it must be said Singapore's planes are hotter.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Oct 2016 20:03
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Post show glamour pic.twitter.com/XzSBjX661F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Oct 2016 15:56
  • Post show glamour https://t.co/XzSBjX661F
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What, I wonder, is a toilet woman? pic.twitter.com/f9QBz8Jwrp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Oct 2016 09:18
  • What, I wonder, is a toilet woman? https://t.co/f9QBz8Jwrp
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RT @bookofthefuture: Help me Twitter. I've been a dick and left my backpack on the 20:49 from #MCR Piccadilly to Buxton. Endless love for i…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Oct 2016 07:03
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Dear RBS. You took all my cash when everything when tits up. Why have you now stolen my credit card?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Oct 2016 15:05

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