Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 5,389,481 as of 01 Sep 15 23:18:01

Bio: I used to be a presenter on the BBC2 motoring show,Top Gear.


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Comments so far on my cooking. Eldest daughter: it's like washing up water. Youngest: I've got cholera. Son: can we get a curry?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 20:00
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Stop telling me that @MrJamesMay can cook. I assure you he cannot
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 19:56
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RT @EmClarkson1: Knew I should have gone for a takeout @JeremyClarkson pic.twitter.com/ju7JsCQlaT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 19:52
  • RT @EmClarkson1: Knew I should have gone for a takeout @JeremyClarkson http://t.co/ju7JsCQlaT
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Has anyone from Duff Miller had any results this morning?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 07:22
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If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 06:33
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A Level people. My fingers are crossed for you all this morning.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 06:25
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People of France. Do you know how lucky you are?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2015 18:37
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Look what I've found pic.twitter.com/JFwv9dvWEC
Updated via iOS at 04 Aug 2015 16:57
  • Look what I've found http://t.co/JFwv9dvWEC
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I really like the Golf R and I've lost it somewhere in France. Please help.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:43
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Right. The Vauxhall belongs to @TheAlexJames. Does anyone know where he is?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:17
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There's a Vauxhall parked outside the house. And I have the keys for it. Whose is that?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:01
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Um. Does anyone know where I left my car last night?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 10:44
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When panorama pictures go wrong pic.twitter.com/uDnV6KzEkn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2015 12:05
  • When panorama pictures go wrong http://t.co/uDnV6KzEkn
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RT @_youhadonejob: My favourite recipe. pic.twitter.com/An3LrFXfEC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2015 18:12
  • RT @_youhadonejob: My favourite recipe. http://t.co/An3LrFXfEC
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You're out of the will https://t.co/oDdeMaGOcx
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jul 2015 13:41
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I'm very excited to announce that Hammond, May and I have signed a deal with .@AmazonVideo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jul 2015 09:58
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How can a car be unsuspecting? pic.twitter.com/j9VTyl85cy
Updated via iOS at 29 Jul 2015 14:45
  • How can a car be unsuspecting? http://t.co/j9VTyl85cy
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jul 2015 11:18
  • RT @_youhadonejob: No thanks. http://t.co/fQNcX1aIjQ
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jul 2015 04:01
  • Goodbye Dubai http://t.co/88zKmJkr5z
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RT @connorforward10: @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond please could I get a retweet for Josh he died while living his dream http:pic.twitter.com/SYXnMO5Rpu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jul 2015 02:23
  • RT @connorforward10: @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond please could I get a retweet for Josh he died while living his dream http:…
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Great gig in Sydney this evening. pic.twitter.com/Lgd56FxLG8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jul 2015 11:30
  • Great gig in Sydney this evening. http://t.co/Lgd56FxLG8
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Mail online. Tell the Splash guys to go home. We're old and fat and we've sparked fury. pic.twitter.com/vFqReZ1OAC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jul 2015 04:06
  • Mail online. Tell the Splash guys to go home. We're old and fat and we've sparked fury. http://t.co/vFqReZ1OAC
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Mail online. To save you the bother. Here we are. Cheeky wine. Crafty fag. Trademark jeans. Signature style etc etc pic.twitter.com/imkg5An987
Updated via iOS at 24 Jul 2015 03:58
  • Mail online. To save you the bother. Here we are. Cheeky wine. Crafty fag. Trademark jeans. Signature style etc etc http://t.co/imkg5An987
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Clarkson, Hammond & May Live | Official tickets, tour and event information - Ticketek Australia http://t.co/jIJIFqGZ1y
Updated via iOS at 24 Jul 2015 01:10
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People of Sydney. Tomorrow, why not come to see what for legal reasons is now called Clarkson Hammond and May Live? Allphones Arena.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jul 2015 00:56
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He's even worse pic.twitter.com/KLnKgTXvZr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jul 2015 13:25
  • He's even worse http://t.co/KLnKgTXvZr
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RT @MsMelanieSykes: Dear @gilescoren could you please RT my autism talk to your followers xxxx 😊 xhttps://t.co/LLfmtCaxpZZ#AutismAwarenesss
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jul 2015 12:04
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A dog is flying our plane pic.twitter.com/WZTGQ2tFxu
Updated via iOS at 23 Jul 2015 06:29
  • A dog is flying our plane http://t.co/WZTGQ2tFxu
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Famous people. Be advised that @RichardHammond has spent all day drinking gin and is now unfollowing most of you.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jul 2015 10:22
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It went in the lake pic.twitter.com/mi21GOKUUm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jul 2015 06:40
  • It went in the lake http://t.co/mi21GOKUUm
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Oh for fuck's sake pic.twitter.com/G64KKL0Dpr
Updated via iOS at 22 Jul 2015 06:36
  • Oh for fuck's sake http://t.co/G64KKL0Dpr
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Jul 2015 09:26
  • Margaret River http://t.co/utKeX21AuS
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Does anyone know - serious question - what sort of snake this is. pic.twitter.com/fx6nVH4OmZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jul 2015 08:57
  • Does anyone know - serious question - what sort of snake this is. http://t.co/fx6nVH4OmZ
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Formula One. Watch the match now on at Wimbledon. That's sport.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jul 2015 18:46
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Papping the paps. pic.twitter.com/LQKBS8UpRz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2015 12:08
  • Papping the paps. http://t.co/LQKBS8UpRz
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RT @TZohio68: @JeremyClarkson people of the UK you say aluminum wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:30
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People of America. It's never too late to change your mind.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:25
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Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 20:26
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Strange that BBC News is talking down the last Top Gear tonight. Do they not want big ratings for some reason?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 16:14
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Well that sounds riveting pic.twitter.com/qUFvZXEX8B
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2015 09:26
  • Well that sounds riveting http://t.co/qUFvZXEX8B
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I have written a thing in @TheSunNewspaper this morning. Please read it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2015 07:42
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I think you mean "twat" https://t.co/LSmlKiRRsd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jun 2015 19:39
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2015 11:32
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I'm very pleased that Michael Bond has been awarded a CBE. He has brought a lot of joy to a lot of people.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2015 05:31
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People of Johannesburg. Let's be clear; this is not even close to cold.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2015 08:47
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Anyone else up early to learn more about Roosevelt's effect on infrastructure spending in the thirties?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2015 06:15
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Thanks for the kind words about our show in Sheffield.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jun 2015 17:19
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Next week, I'm doing a pilot Radio 2 breakfast show with an independent production company. We'll see how it goes.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jun 2015 14:36
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Sorry to interrupt but I've just lost a first set tie break to my 6'2" teenage son. 2nd set about to begin. The little shit is going down.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jun 2015 13:44
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Sad day. I just sold my AMG black.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jun 2015 11:16
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RT @prettynormalme: Stay Safe, Eat Pies... pic.twitter.com/Kwic2rF5Mt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 May 2015 06:46
  • RT @prettynormalme: Stay Safe, Eat Pies... http://t.co/Kwic2rF5Mt
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Seriously, how can the Telegraph not know the difference between a Hurricane and a Spitfire? pic.twitter.com/6jVhzOHu2f
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 May 2015 11:04
  • Seriously, how can the Telegraph not know the difference between a Hurricane and a Spitfire? http://t.co/6jVhzOHu2f
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RT @OllieDjMartin: @JeremyClarkson A friend in Dubai took his 911 in for a prang repair, this is what Porsche did... BRILLIANT! http://t.copic.twitter.com/LM0vsFyn1F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 May 2015 13:24
  • RT @OllieDjMartin: @JeremyClarkson A friend in Dubai took his 911 in for a prang repair, this is what Porsche did... BRILLIANT! http://t.co…
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Played loud, I think Hide in Your Shell by Supertramp is the best song ever written. And now, I shall duck.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 May 2015 18:03
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As I have said many times, I adore France but sometimes, Paris can be very trying.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 19:54
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If anyone wants to know why half of Paris now lives in London, go to Paris.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 19:19
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Dear Twitter. Why have you changed things so I can no longer only receive mentions? That was silly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 17:00
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Finally, Britain has an answer to Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and so on. pic.twitter.com/1HMGUM6qiL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2015 09:59
  • Finally, Britain has an answer to Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and so on. http://t.co/1HMGUM6qiL
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My daughter has decided to make her own shampoo. Not sure she's on to anything here. pic.twitter.com/tqW1OQIHZY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 May 2015 13:37
  • My daughter has decided to make her own shampoo. Not sure she's on to anything here. http://t.co/tqW1OQIHZY
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Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad pic.twitter.com/5r2nyu8jMl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 May 2015 08:42
  • Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad http://t.co/5r2nyu8jMl
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This is a link that I have added. I've never done that before. It's about our live show. https://t.co/OOUBGE6Xlb #BackOnTheRoad
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2015 16:10
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No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. pic.twitter.com/mb3ShDj8rl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 May 2015 17:47
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog.
Clarkson Hammond and May Live. http://t.co/mb3ShDj8rl

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