Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 5,768,012 as of 11 Feb 16 02:20:00

Bio: I am a presenter on an Amazon motoring show.


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Filming starts gently tomorrow. Then it goes berserk. See you all in Terminal 5.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Feb 2016 19:33
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I don't like to speak too soon but things are going very well at work
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Feb 2016 15:51
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Feb 2016 21:44
  • My night https://t.co/82UYiuQQYw
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I've just pissed bubbles. It was soap
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2016 18:48
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RT @EmClarkson1: .@simonschuster will be publishing my book "Can I Speak To Someone In Charge". OMG. 'scuse me while I freak out... https:/https://t.co/m1PW8cFqIh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jan 2016 12:32
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There's nothing more VULGAR than guzzling food in public | Daily Mail Online What about fucking a horse? https://t.co/cE8peHdHb1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jan 2016 12:17
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I wish I'd been paid to lose a tennis match.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jan 2016 18:35
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We have some staff in our new office pic.twitter.com/BFnwDfO31M
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2016 15:44
  • We have some staff in our new office https://t.co/BFnwDfO31M
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We moved into our new offices today pic.twitter.com/WTiEhwNPtU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2016 15:16
  • We moved into our new offices today https://t.co/WTiEhwNPtU
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Hope you all enjoy the birthday of the baby Jesus.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Dec 2015 08:26
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Apparently, it's @RichardHammond's birthday today. He is 38. Again.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Dec 2015 14:04
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Jose. Come to Amazon.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Dec 2015 16:01
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Dec 2015 12:12
  • RT @randomswill: @JeremyClarkson A 2015 nativity scene... #Christmas https://t.co/kcLW4bbpwV
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Somebody MUST have a picture of @RichardHammond after he broke down in his Robin on the Cromwell Road last night. Please.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Dec 2015 14:04
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It wasn't while we were filming for the BBC though. So none of you should be that bothered.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:43
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My advice to anyone wishing to visit Waiheke Island is: don't.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:39
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The story seems to be coming from a Kiwi who's promoting his business by making stuff up about people who use it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:36
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I really don't know of two other cities anywhere in the world which feel so similar.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 19:46
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Genuine question. What is the difference between New York and London? Two fucking awesome, identical cities.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 19:40
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Did every New York traffic cop do something wrong when they were a detective? Or is that just in the films?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 18:55
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Phone charging in France pic.twitter.com/iC5e7YTh1e
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2015 08:01
  • Phone charging in France https://t.co/iC5e7YTh1e
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Everything going very well on our first big shoot. Except two of us can't get to the location. And the one that can is broken.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2015 11:14
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Very emotional ending to our last ever live show. Mustang Sally
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2015 19:20
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Well this is it. About to do our last live show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2015 16:52
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If that's your now damaged scirocco on Ledbury Road, the car that hit it and drove off was a Fiesta - LL63WMK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Nov 2015 13:06
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My nose has fallen off. Is that bad?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2015 17:38
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If anyone ever threatens to lase you in the face, run.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2015 17:22
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God Alfuckingmighty that hurt.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2015 17:19
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Earth calling anyone from BMW. In ten minutes, I'm just going to make up an answer and you won't like it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Nov 2015 15:23
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If anyone is in at BMW GB's press office, could you answer your telephone.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Nov 2015 15:20
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RT @spicerlife: @twitter 6 days since my Lurcher bolted. Please keep RTing perhaps someone doesn't realise he has owners who 💛 him https:/pic.twitter.com/3wyVZmQuo1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Nov 2015 19:24
  • RT @spicerlife: @twitter 6 days since my Lurcher bolted. Please keep RTing perhaps someone doesn't realise he has owners who 💛 him https://…
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This is where James and Richard sit. pic.twitter.com/uhBi4IBEWi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Nov 2015 17:48
  • This is where James and Richard sit. https://t.co/uhBi4IBEWi
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The Great British High Street Awards 2015: Open for business! | The Great British High Street https://t.co/wtSPYRn337
Updated via iOS at 06 Nov 2015 07:10
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Spooky. I really have just gone from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma. Philly next I guess.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Oct 2015 23:56
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Oct 2015 18:10
  • Seattle https://t.co/rU60RNigDB
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You wanna strawberry with that? pic.twitter.com/NczDZHPVJK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Oct 2015 15:17
  • You wanna strawberry with that? https://t.co/NczDZHPVJK
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The perfect lunch pic.twitter.com/OCMAYiXM5L
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Oct 2015 21:24
  • The perfect lunch https://t.co/OCMAYiXM5L
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This is where I buy my hair from. pic.twitter.com/3xzhnhnuBI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2015 13:02
  • This is where I buy my hair from. https://t.co/3xzhnhnuBI
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I'm sleepy in Seattle
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Oct 2015 02:32
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It was the "forward pass of God"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2015 17:51
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Shame if Argentina goes out as a result of a ref missing something.......
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2015 17:49
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Oct 2015 09:05
  • We filled it https://t.co/9EwYNJcmEC
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Shit. Nobody has turned up pic.twitter.com/2l6sV3ZAd5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Oct 2015 13:23
  • Shit. Nobody has turned up https://t.co/2l6sV3ZAd5
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I've had a good look at my atlas and decided I'm going to Poland for the weekend.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Oct 2015 10:52
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Fucking bastard fucking useless fucking wifi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Oct 2015 16:58
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I see that many people think our new show is called Gear Knobs. Well you heard it here first. It isn't.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Oct 2015 17:40
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We're going to need a faster helicopter. pic.twitter.com/dyVTv4M1t1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Oct 2015 12:55
  • We're going to need a faster helicopter. http://t.co/dyVTv4M1t1
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Dawn. On a very special day pic.twitter.com/CTjhG6wt52
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Oct 2015 06:26
  • Dawn. On a very special day http://t.co/CTjhG6wt52
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RT @EmClarkson1: My thoughts on the woman defined totally by her menstrual cycle... https://t.co/l4iTDf3vYv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Oct 2015 19:49
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He's called Gordon Sumner https://t.co/9SZ0mFpMlJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Sep 2015 06:29
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How do I lower the resolution of purchased iTunes films I want to play on Apple TV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Sep 2015 19:48
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RT @tnewtondunn: Ex-ministers and stuffy Army officers bitch about @HelpforHeroes because they have utterly embarrassed them. It remains a …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Sep 2015 15:58
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Why has the moon swollen up?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Sep 2015 17:57
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This is why I bought it. Couldn't give a stuff about how much nitrogen it's producing. pic.twitter.com/YfN75gKT0M
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Sep 2015 18:12
  • This is why I bought it. Couldn't give a stuff about how much nitrogen it's producing. http://t.co/YfN75gKT0M
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I'm very happy with my new car. pic.twitter.com/xOeju1Gy7n
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Sep 2015 18:09
  • I'm very happy with my new car. http://t.co/xOeju1Gy7n
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Four year olds for whom English is a second language can understand my tweets but the Mirror cannot? Or are they being deliberately stupid?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2015 15:43
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To be even more clear, filming starts in a couple of weeks. And yes, all of us will be involved.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2015 14:08
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Sorry about the lengthy absence from Twitter. These are very very very busy times. Fun though.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2015 14:03
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To be clear, May is busy with other stuff but Hammond, Wilman and I are extremely busy putting our new show together. Much is already sorted
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2015 14:00
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Comments so far on my cooking. Eldest daughter: it's like washing up water. Youngest: I've got cholera. Son: can we get a curry?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 20:00
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Stop telling me that @MrJamesMay can cook. I assure you he cannot
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 19:56
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RT @EmClarkson1: Knew I should have gone for a takeout @JeremyClarkson pic.twitter.com/ju7JsCQlaT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Aug 2015 19:52
  • RT @EmClarkson1: Knew I should have gone for a takeout @JeremyClarkson http://t.co/ju7JsCQlaT
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Has anyone from Duff Miller had any results this morning?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 07:22
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If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 06:33
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A Level people. My fingers are crossed for you all this morning.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2015 06:25
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People of France. Do you know how lucky you are?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2015 18:37
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Look what I've found pic.twitter.com/JFwv9dvWEC
Updated via iOS at 04 Aug 2015 16:57
  • Look what I've found http://t.co/JFwv9dvWEC
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I really like the Golf R and I've lost it somewhere in France. Please help.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:43
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Right. The Vauxhall belongs to @TheAlexJames. Does anyone know where he is?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:17
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There's a Vauxhall parked outside the house. And I have the keys for it. Whose is that?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 11:01
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Um. Does anyone know where I left my car last night?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2015 10:44
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When panorama pictures go wrong pic.twitter.com/uDnV6KzEkn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2015 12:05
  • When panorama pictures go wrong http://t.co/uDnV6KzEkn
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RT @_youhadonejob: My favourite recipe. pic.twitter.com/An3LrFXfEC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2015 18:12
  • RT @_youhadonejob: My favourite recipe. http://t.co/An3LrFXfEC
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You're out of the will https://t.co/oDdeMaGOcx
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jul 2015 13:41
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I'm very excited to announce that Hammond, May and I have signed a deal with .@AmazonVideo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Jul 2015 09:58
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How can a car be unsuspecting? pic.twitter.com/j9VTyl85cy
Updated via iOS at 29 Jul 2015 14:45
  • How can a car be unsuspecting? http://t.co/j9VTyl85cy
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jul 2015 11:18
  • RT @_youhadonejob: No thanks. http://t.co/fQNcX1aIjQ
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jul 2015 04:01
  • Goodbye Dubai http://t.co/88zKmJkr5z
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RT @connorforward10: @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond please could I get a retweet for Josh he died while living his dream http:pic.twitter.com/SYXnMO5Rpu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jul 2015 02:23
  • RT @connorforward10: @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond please could I get a retweet for Josh he died while living his dream http:…
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Great gig in Sydney this evening. pic.twitter.com/Lgd56FxLG8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jul 2015 11:30
  • Great gig in Sydney this evening. http://t.co/Lgd56FxLG8
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Mail online. Tell the Splash guys to go home. We're old and fat and we've sparked fury. pic.twitter.com/vFqReZ1OAC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jul 2015 04:06
  • Mail online. Tell the Splash guys to go home. We're old and fat and we've sparked fury. http://t.co/vFqReZ1OAC
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Mail online. To save you the bother. Here we are. Cheeky wine. Crafty fag. Trademark jeans. Signature style etc etc pic.twitter.com/imkg5An987
Updated via iOS at 24 Jul 2015 03:58
  • Mail online. To save you the bother. Here we are. Cheeky wine. Crafty fag. Trademark jeans. Signature style etc etc http://t.co/imkg5An987
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Clarkson, Hammond & May Live | Official tickets, tour and event information - Ticketek Australia http://t.co/jIJIFqGZ1y
Updated via iOS at 24 Jul 2015 01:10
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People of Sydney. Tomorrow, why not come to see what for legal reasons is now called Clarkson Hammond and May Live? Allphones Arena.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jul 2015 00:56
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He's even worse pic.twitter.com/KLnKgTXvZr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jul 2015 13:25
  • He's even worse http://t.co/KLnKgTXvZr
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RT @MsMelanieSykes: Dear @gilescoren could you please RT my autism talk to your followers xxxx 😊 xhttps://t.co/LLfmtCaxpZZ#AutismAwarenesss
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jul 2015 12:04
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A dog is flying our plane pic.twitter.com/WZTGQ2tFxu
Updated via iOS at 23 Jul 2015 06:29
  • A dog is flying our plane http://t.co/WZTGQ2tFxu
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Famous people. Be advised that @RichardHammond has spent all day drinking gin and is now unfollowing most of you.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jul 2015 10:22
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It went in the lake pic.twitter.com/mi21GOKUUm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jul 2015 06:40
  • It went in the lake http://t.co/mi21GOKUUm
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Oh for fuck's sake pic.twitter.com/G64KKL0Dpr
Updated via iOS at 22 Jul 2015 06:36
  • Oh for fuck's sake http://t.co/G64KKL0Dpr
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Jul 2015 09:26
  • Margaret River http://t.co/utKeX21AuS
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Does anyone know - serious question - what sort of snake this is. pic.twitter.com/fx6nVH4OmZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jul 2015 08:57
  • Does anyone know - serious question - what sort of snake this is. http://t.co/fx6nVH4OmZ
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Formula One. Watch the match now on at Wimbledon. That's sport.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jul 2015 18:46
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Papping the paps. pic.twitter.com/LQKBS8UpRz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2015 12:08
  • Papping the paps. http://t.co/LQKBS8UpRz
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RT @TZohio68: @JeremyClarkson people of the UK you say aluminum wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:30
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People of America. It's never too late to change your mind.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:25
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Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 20:26

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