Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 6,308,694 as of 30 Jul 16 02:57:49

Bio: I am a presenter on an Amazon motoring show.


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Everyone hard at work in the Grand Tour offices except @MrJamesMay who has a poorly finger. It's not 1974.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jul 2016 17:40
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Big argument. Hacks don't use Macs. The end.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jul 2016 19:01
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So where does this leave the Eurovision Song Contest?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jul 2016 20:53
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Oh for fuck's sake. May and Hammond? Really? We will end up thick and lost.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jul 2016 18:21
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People of a petrol persuasion, read this. You'll like it. https://t.co/pocPI5ngwR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jul 2016 07:58
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This week's car, sitting on what @MrJamesMay and @RichardHammond would call brown wheels. pic.twitter.com/aPaulX07qH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jul 2016 11:27
  • This week's car, sitting on what @MrJamesMay and @RichardHammond would call brown wheels. https://t.co/aPaulX07qH
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Brown stripes on a 928 pic.twitter.com/lE2de8sOU1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2016 21:17
  • Brown stripes on a 928 https://t.co/lE2de8sOU1
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James May, framed by the brown-ness of the setting sun pic.twitter.com/gI7UoeJ2ry
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2016 21:13
  • James May, framed by the brown-ness of the setting sun https://t.co/gI7UoeJ2ry
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People of Italy. James, Richard and I will be filming in the piazza Dei Signori in Vicenza tomorrow at 3pm. Come along
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2016 11:28
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No, I didn't put it next to my fucking mobile phone
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2016 21:42
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I fucking hate electronic key cards
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2016 21:33
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Bigger, fuck and shit
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jul 2016 19:25
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Right. Come on Iceland
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jul 2016 19:12
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It's going to be a brutal day on the Grand Tour. I'm driving an Aston Martin DB11 across Tuscany.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jul 2016 06:57
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Richard Hammond and I will be doing a live thing on Facebook at 3pm BST. Not sexy time or anything like that. Just talking
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Jun 2016 13:52
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Newspapers. As there is very little going on at the moment, I thought you'd like to see our new Grand Tour logo. pic.twitter.com/xeePd1xsKM
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2016 16:09
  • Newspapers. As there is very little going on at the moment, I thought you'd like to see our new Grand Tour logo. https://t.co/xeePd1xsKM
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People of continental Europe. Don't worry. I'm fairly sure you'll still have us to help out in the morning.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2016 21:01
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Ladies: a very dear and funny friend of mine has asked me to draw your attention to: @themidult'.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2016 20:17
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One of the Americans has got a Guinness pic.twitter.com/1bLE5d9MBX
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 16:30
  • One of the Americans has got a Guinness https://t.co/1bLE5d9MBX
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RT @anandaks16: @JeremyClarkson @brooke ate a Jaffa cake for the first time this week and finally understood why the US wanted independence
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 16:27
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Americans, trying Pimms pic.twitter.com/Rl4rsmmIhR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 13:24
  • Americans, trying Pimms https://t.co/Rl4rsmmIhR
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An American about to have her first Jaffa Cake. Later she says I must have an "erb" pic.twitter.com/lWTo71C6P5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 11:00
  • An American about to have her first Jaffa Cake. Later she says I must have an "erb" https://t.co/lWTo71C6P5
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Next time I come here, it'll probably be "abroad". pic.twitter.com/SU6VtDVM7F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jun 2016 09:29
  • Next time I come here, it'll probably be "abroad". https://t.co/SU6VtDVM7F
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https://t.co/WsWmjesJn4 via YouTube To celebrate our new sponsorship deal, I've done a thing.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 06 Jun 2016 15:51
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More information on our first ever Grand Tour recording in Johannesburg. Mid July https://t.co/TXT672fttd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jun 2016 11:15
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So there we are. First stop on our Grand Tour is Johannesburg. Mid July. Details on how to get tickets follow shortly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jun 2016 11:06
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A man has driven round a town slightly faster than some other men.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 May 2016 14:04
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This is amazing. Live on TV: men sweeping a road
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 May 2016 12:17
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Did you know that if you snort the grated penis of a Vietnamese businessman, you will never get cancer.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2016 17:50
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I'd love to name the first location for the Grand Tour. But by the time we are ready to tell everyone, we will be in a desert. No wifi.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2016 05:57
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So far, none of you are even warm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 17:43
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Tomorrow, we shall name the first location for The Grand Tour. Surprisingly, it's not Texas, or Heckmondwike.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 17:38
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Back on the road again. pic.twitter.com/1WLC7tW0eG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 13:25
  • Back on the road again. https://t.co/1WLC7tW0eG
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People of the UK, to celebrate the fact we actually have a name, Amazon has done a thing: https://t.co/pht0NKDBVr<https://t.co/pht0NKDBVr>
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2016 12:00
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Right then. I shall go.... to the lavatory pic.twitter.com/auYQdCU3PJ
Updated via Facebook at 13 May 2016 08:49
  • Right then. I shall go.... to the lavatory https://t.co/auYQdCU3PJ
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Neither @RichardHammond nor @MrJamesMay were at work today. Hopefully, they won't be on my plane tonight either.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 May 2016 17:38
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GT news. The only place where we will definitely be pitching our tent is Yorkshire. All 3 of us grew up there.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 18:30
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We have 12 shows. One is a Christmas thing. That means 11 locations for our tent. Many requests from Mexico.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 13:56
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So, the Grand Tour (GT for short) will come from a tent, which we will put up in a different location every week. Your town?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 12:36
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Apparently, this is what I have to eat if I want to lose weight pic.twitter.com/z8eppOEv9s
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 May 2016 16:54
  • Apparently, this is what I have to eat if I want to lose weight https://t.co/z8eppOEv9s
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Dear the Daily Mail again. I didn't "rage" at the BBC. I spoke gently about its PCness. And said it made some astonishingly good programmes
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2016 12:30
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Dear the Daily Mail. I called them b*******, not w******. Please pay attention.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2016 11:11
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Coming soon to an Amazon Prime near you. pic.twitter.com/NUV5xLRB65
Updated via Facebook at 04 May 2016 13:51
  • Coming soon to an Amazon Prime near you. https://t.co/NUV5xLRB65
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So rare as a Chelsea fan to have everyone (nearly) on our side. Joyous evening. Well done Leicester. Well done.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 21:04
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Arrived at the Bridge. Come on Chelsea. Let's win this for Leicester. Never thought I'd say that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 18:54
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So I followed this instruction and now my coffee tastes terrible pic.twitter.com/yVDsHQZ8Sc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 16:31
  • So I followed this instruction and now my coffee tastes terrible https://t.co/yVDsHQZ8Sc
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The person driving this van is either on his way to a global emergency. Or he is a twat. pic.twitter.com/FmxZpenoSr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 May 2016 15:36
  • The person driving this van is either on his way to a global emergency. Or he is a twat. https://t.co/FmxZpenoSr
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We didn't like it pic.twitter.com/r2PbBrt3O7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 12:54
  • We didn't like it https://t.co/r2PbBrt3O7
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One of my favourite restaurants in London. French naturally pic.twitter.com/ACMX82kCJ7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 12:12
  • One of my favourite restaurants in London. French naturally https://t.co/ACMX82kCJ7
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I'm supposed to be following @MrJamesMay on Facebook but I can't find him there and he doesn't know where he is either. Suggestions?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 08:13
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Roger Hodgson dedicated Hide in your Shell to me. I'm fizzing with utter absolute joy.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 19:44
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I am literally beside myself with excitement pic.twitter.com/nPvoT3e0gU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 19:05
  • I am literally beside myself with excitement https://t.co/nPvoT3e0gU
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Are you calling me from 0115 9101830? Because I've learned a special set of skills over the years and I will find you.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 14:37
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Apr 2016 12:02
  • My view today https://t.co/Wjt0RIL3ou
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Dorset's rush hour pic.twitter.com/tx8tXWqz5F
Updated via Facebook at 28 Apr 2016 06:33
  • Dorset's rush hour https://t.co/tx8tXWqz5F
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It's a particularly unterrible morning in Dorset pic.twitter.com/tK9ouHRWW9
Updated via Facebook at 28 Apr 2016 06:04
  • It's a particularly unterrible morning in Dorset https://t.co/tK9ouHRWW9
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I have joined Facebook and posted a video of our latest efforts to find a name for the Amazon car show. https://t.co/URhAWZYFy2
Updated via Facebook at 27 Apr 2016 16:50
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Radio DJs. If you want to play a Billy Paul song today, go for his cover of Your Song. It's wonderful.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2016 07:06
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Anyway, I'm back in England and the view has improved pic.twitter.com/1waomGUfXg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2016 15:26
  • Anyway, I'm back in England and the view has improved https://t.co/1waomGUfXg
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 18:41
  • Well he ate it https://t.co/mEeF5ikUts
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My view has changed slightly pic.twitter.com/9FMRTJLhxQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 16:02
  • My view has changed slightly https://t.co/9FMRTJLhxQ
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Different day. Different location. Same view as always pic.twitter.com/bGAErMjDgc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 10:28
  • Different day. Different location. Same view as always https://t.co/bGAErMjDgc
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The cathedral is on the other side of the square. Anyone? pic.twitter.com/vp1yQMNfOD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Apr 2016 08:00
  • The cathedral is on the other side of the square. Anyone? https://t.co/vp1yQMNfOD
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Been in Germany now for 24 hours. Still only two pieces of litter.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 13:09
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For God's sake Germany. ANOTHER piece of litter pic.twitter.com/wYbkYzlbpq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 10:53
  • For God's sake Germany. ANOTHER piece of litter https://t.co/wYbkYzlbpq
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I have found some litter in Germany pic.twitter.com/b0D6UM4CkA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 05:56
  • I have found some litter in Germany https://t.co/b0D6UM4CkA
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Seriously @ChelseaFC You cannot charge people even a small amount of money to watch that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 18:29
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I really love the car @RichardHammond has just bought. It's beautiful.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 12:37
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London Mayoral Candidates. If any of you promise to get rid of Boris' idiotic cycle lanes, you have my vote.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Apr 2016 12:24
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2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss. pic.twitter.com/Jjfwn0KxSj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Apr 2016 14:40
  • 2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss. https://t.co/Jjfwn0KxSj
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This is how we spend our time at work https://t.co/sC5eip7FOc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 18:38
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It seems we are not the only ones with naming issues pic.twitter.com/cvOvFpZPSb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 16:35
  • It seems we are not the only ones with naming issues https://t.co/cvOvFpZPSb
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The Fat Duck is the Nissan GTR of restaurants.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Apr 2016 15:59
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 11:58
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Dear British Airways. Can you get someone to your check in desk at Amman airport.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 03:19
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Small typo last night. When I said I'd been in "a man", I meant Amman. Apologies.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 02:25
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My first time in A man. It hurt, but I liked it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 19:19
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I survived the day. Just. pic.twitter.com/I9IB9OGwv1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 18:12
  • I survived the day. Just. https://t.co/I9IB9OGwv1
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Tomorrow morning, I'm doing the most dangerous stunt I've ever attempted. This may well be a goodbye.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Mar 2016 18:03
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Right. A whole day of having my picture taken for publicity shots. I'd rather apply sun cream to James May's back.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2016 09:42
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Khalisee's house. And car. pic.twitter.com/nPMgBIED6w
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Mar 2016 19:18
  • Khalisee's house. And car. https://t.co/nPMgBIED6w
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The crews were laughing so hard today, I don't think we have one steady shot. I laughed so hard, I may have broken my spleen.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Mar 2016 15:51
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We have had such a successful day's filming, we've knocked off early. pic.twitter.com/I231VFujxD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Mar 2016 15:46
  • We have had such a successful day's filming, we've knocked off early. https://t.co/I231VFujxD
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We are flat out in North Africa this week. pic.twitter.com/jMGaVfwsm7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Mar 2016 13:05
  • We are flat out in North Africa this week. https://t.co/jMGaVfwsm7
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People of the North. Does anyone know who this chap is? pic.twitter.com/J7DwiFt8mP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Mar 2016 15:26
  • People of the North. Does anyone know who this chap is? https://t.co/J7DwiFt8mP
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Very very very long flight yesterday. Udaipur to Marrakech. But somehow, it was OK pic.twitter.com/9GUjz8k0c4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Mar 2016 08:26
  • Very very very long flight yesterday. Udaipur to Marrakech. But somehow, it was OK https://t.co/9GUjz8k0c4
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Twitter is useless
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Mar 2016 11:35
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My computer says it's doing a windows update. But it's off line. Anyone know how I can make it work? Please don't cock about
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Mar 2016 11:33
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What the fuck is that? pic.twitter.com/8zbDDKKykJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Mar 2016 12:11
  • What the fuck is that? https://t.co/8zbDDKKykJ
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Had a bit of an accident while filming today. pic.twitter.com/HUvzoFOqAb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Mar 2016 18:02
  • Had a bit of an accident while filming today. https://t.co/HUvzoFOqAb

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