Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 5,768,012 as of 28 May 16 08:56:28

Bio: I am a presenter on an Amazon motoring show.


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Did you know that if you snort the grated penis of a Vietnamese businessman, you will never get cancer.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2016 17:50
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I'd love to name the first location for the Grand Tour. But by the time we are ready to tell everyone, we will be in a desert. No wifi.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2016 05:57
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So far, none of you are even warm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 17:43
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Tomorrow, we shall name the first location for The Grand Tour. Surprisingly, it's not Texas, or Heckmondwike.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 17:38
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Back on the road again. pic.twitter.com/1WLC7tW0eG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2016 13:25
  • Back on the road again. https://t.co/1WLC7tW0eG
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People of the UK, to celebrate the fact we actually have a name, Amazon has done a thing: https://t.co/pht0NKDBVr<https://t.co/pht0NKDBVr>
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2016 12:00
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Right then. I shall go.... to the lavatory pic.twitter.com/auYQdCU3PJ
Updated via Facebook at 13 May 2016 08:49
  • Right then. I shall go.... to the lavatory https://t.co/auYQdCU3PJ
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Neither @RichardHammond nor @MrJamesMay were at work today. Hopefully, they won't be on my plane tonight either.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 May 2016 17:38
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GT news. The only place where we will definitely be pitching our tent is Yorkshire. All 3 of us grew up there.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 18:30
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We have 12 shows. One is a Christmas thing. That means 11 locations for our tent. Many requests from Mexico.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 13:56
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So, the Grand Tour (GT for short) will come from a tent, which we will put up in a different location every week. Your town?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 12:36
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Apparently, this is what I have to eat if I want to lose weight pic.twitter.com/z8eppOEv9s
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 May 2016 16:54
  • Apparently, this is what I have to eat if I want to lose weight https://t.co/z8eppOEv9s
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Dear the Daily Mail again. I didn't "rage" at the BBC. I spoke gently about its PCness. And said it made some astonishingly good programmes
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2016 12:30
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Dear the Daily Mail. I called them b*******, not w******. Please pay attention.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2016 11:11
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Coming soon to an Amazon Prime near you. pic.twitter.com/NUV5xLRB65
Updated via Facebook at 04 May 2016 13:51
  • Coming soon to an Amazon Prime near you. https://t.co/NUV5xLRB65
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So rare as a Chelsea fan to have everyone (nearly) on our side. Joyous evening. Well done Leicester. Well done.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 21:04
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Arrived at the Bridge. Come on Chelsea. Let's win this for Leicester. Never thought I'd say that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 18:54
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So I followed this instruction and now my coffee tastes terrible pic.twitter.com/yVDsHQZ8Sc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2016 16:31
  • So I followed this instruction and now my coffee tastes terrible https://t.co/yVDsHQZ8Sc
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The person driving this van is either on his way to a global emergency. Or he is a twat. pic.twitter.com/FmxZpenoSr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 May 2016 15:36
  • The person driving this van is either on his way to a global emergency. Or he is a twat. https://t.co/FmxZpenoSr
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We didn't like it pic.twitter.com/r2PbBrt3O7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 12:54
  • We didn't like it https://t.co/r2PbBrt3O7
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One of my favourite restaurants in London. French naturally pic.twitter.com/ACMX82kCJ7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 12:12
  • One of my favourite restaurants in London. French naturally https://t.co/ACMX82kCJ7
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I'm supposed to be following @MrJamesMay on Facebook but I can't find him there and he doesn't know where he is either. Suggestions?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2016 08:13
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Roger Hodgson dedicated Hide in your Shell to me. I'm fizzing with utter absolute joy.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 19:44
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I am literally beside myself with excitement pic.twitter.com/nPvoT3e0gU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 19:05
  • I am literally beside myself with excitement https://t.co/nPvoT3e0gU
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Are you calling me from 0115 9101830? Because I've learned a special set of skills over the years and I will find you.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2016 14:37
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Apr 2016 12:02
  • My view today https://t.co/Wjt0RIL3ou
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Dorset's rush hour pic.twitter.com/tx8tXWqz5F
Updated via Facebook at 28 Apr 2016 06:33
  • Dorset's rush hour https://t.co/tx8tXWqz5F
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It's a particularly unterrible morning in Dorset pic.twitter.com/tK9ouHRWW9
Updated via Facebook at 28 Apr 2016 06:04
  • It's a particularly unterrible morning in Dorset https://t.co/tK9ouHRWW9
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I have joined Facebook and posted a video of our latest efforts to find a name for the Amazon car show. https://t.co/URhAWZYFy2
Updated via Facebook at 27 Apr 2016 16:50
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Radio DJs. If you want to play a Billy Paul song today, go for his cover of Your Song. It's wonderful.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2016 07:06
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Anyway, I'm back in England and the view has improved pic.twitter.com/1waomGUfXg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2016 15:26
  • Anyway, I'm back in England and the view has improved https://t.co/1waomGUfXg
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 18:41
  • Well he ate it https://t.co/mEeF5ikUts
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My view has changed slightly pic.twitter.com/9FMRTJLhxQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 16:02
  • My view has changed slightly https://t.co/9FMRTJLhxQ
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Different day. Different location. Same view as always pic.twitter.com/bGAErMjDgc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2016 10:28
  • Different day. Different location. Same view as always https://t.co/bGAErMjDgc
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The cathedral is on the other side of the square. Anyone? pic.twitter.com/vp1yQMNfOD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Apr 2016 08:00
  • The cathedral is on the other side of the square. Anyone? https://t.co/vp1yQMNfOD
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Been in Germany now for 24 hours. Still only two pieces of litter.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 13:09
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For God's sake Germany. ANOTHER piece of litter pic.twitter.com/wYbkYzlbpq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 10:53
  • For God's sake Germany. ANOTHER piece of litter https://t.co/wYbkYzlbpq
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I have found some litter in Germany pic.twitter.com/b0D6UM4CkA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Apr 2016 05:56
  • I have found some litter in Germany https://t.co/b0D6UM4CkA
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Seriously @ChelseaFC You cannot charge people even a small amount of money to watch that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 18:29
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I really love the car @RichardHammond has just bought. It's beautiful.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 12:37
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London Mayoral Candidates. If any of you promise to get rid of Boris' idiotic cycle lanes, you have my vote.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Apr 2016 12:24
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2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss. pic.twitter.com/Jjfwn0KxSj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Apr 2016 14:40
  • 2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss. https://t.co/Jjfwn0KxSj
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This is how we spend our time at work https://t.co/sC5eip7FOc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 18:38
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It seems we are not the only ones with naming issues pic.twitter.com/cvOvFpZPSb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 16:35
  • It seems we are not the only ones with naming issues https://t.co/cvOvFpZPSb
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The Fat Duck is the Nissan GTR of restaurants.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Apr 2016 15:59
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 11:58
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Dear British Airways. Can you get someone to your check in desk at Amman airport.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 03:19
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Small typo last night. When I said I'd been in "a man", I meant Amman. Apologies.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 02:25
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My first time in A man. It hurt, but I liked it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 19:19
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I survived the day. Just. pic.twitter.com/I9IB9OGwv1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 18:12
  • I survived the day. Just. https://t.co/I9IB9OGwv1
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Tomorrow morning, I'm doing the most dangerous stunt I've ever attempted. This may well be a goodbye.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Mar 2016 18:03
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Right. A whole day of having my picture taken for publicity shots. I'd rather apply sun cream to James May's back.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2016 09:42
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Khalisee's house. And car. pic.twitter.com/nPMgBIED6w
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Mar 2016 19:18
  • Khalisee's house. And car. https://t.co/nPMgBIED6w
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The crews were laughing so hard today, I don't think we have one steady shot. I laughed so hard, I may have broken my spleen.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Mar 2016 15:51
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We have had such a successful day's filming, we've knocked off early. pic.twitter.com/I231VFujxD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Mar 2016 15:46
  • We have had such a successful day's filming, we've knocked off early. https://t.co/I231VFujxD
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We are flat out in North Africa this week. pic.twitter.com/jMGaVfwsm7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Mar 2016 13:05
  • We are flat out in North Africa this week. https://t.co/jMGaVfwsm7
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People of the North. Does anyone know who this chap is? pic.twitter.com/J7DwiFt8mP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Mar 2016 15:26
  • People of the North. Does anyone know who this chap is? https://t.co/J7DwiFt8mP
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Very very very long flight yesterday. Udaipur to Marrakech. But somehow, it was OK pic.twitter.com/9GUjz8k0c4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Mar 2016 08:26
  • Very very very long flight yesterday. Udaipur to Marrakech. But somehow, it was OK https://t.co/9GUjz8k0c4
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Twitter is useless
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Mar 2016 11:35
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My computer says it's doing a windows update. But it's off line. Anyone know how I can make it work? Please don't cock about
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Mar 2016 11:33
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What the fuck is that? pic.twitter.com/8zbDDKKykJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Mar 2016 12:11
  • What the fuck is that? https://t.co/8zbDDKKykJ
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Had a bit of an accident while filming today. pic.twitter.com/HUvzoFOqAb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Mar 2016 18:02
  • Had a bit of an accident while filming today. https://t.co/HUvzoFOqAb
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Feb 2016 18:51
  • I did a thing https://t.co/7ih4YYXC8v
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The work never ends pic.twitter.com/1Or6ko7WoK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Feb 2016 23:06
  • The work never ends https://t.co/1Or6ko7WoK
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Mr Hammond may have caught the sun a bit today pic.twitter.com/9tiVcruXRa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Feb 2016 22:13
  • Mr Hammond may have caught the sun a bit today https://t.co/9tiVcruXRa
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RT @RogerQuimbly: If we do decide to leave Europe, I just hope we go somewhere nice. Maybe the Caribbean.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2016 19:51
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I hate to correct @MailOnline but we will not be featuring Reliants in our new show. We simply use them as company cars.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Feb 2016 22:59
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Tomorrow's experiment is whether it's better to play chess on absinthe or moonshine
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Feb 2016 22:45
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Seriously, it's better to play tennis after drinking beer than after drinking wine. Hope that helps.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Feb 2016 22:40
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Banks 6. Leobe 1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Feb 2016 21:25
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My male opponent has been on the Banks. I'm on the Leobe. Let's see what happens.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Feb 2016 20:50
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Let us find this man https://t.co/QuPeuXlL2E
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Feb 2016 19:00
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Filming starts gently tomorrow. Then it goes berserk. See you all in Terminal 5.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Feb 2016 19:33
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I don't like to speak too soon but things are going very well at work
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Feb 2016 15:51
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Feb 2016 21:44
  • My night https://t.co/82UYiuQQYw
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I've just pissed bubbles. It was soap
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2016 18:48
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RT @EmClarkson1: .@simonschuster will be publishing my book "Can I Speak To Someone In Charge". OMG. 'scuse me while I freak out... https:/https://t.co/m1PW8cFqIh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jan 2016 12:32
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There's nothing more VULGAR than guzzling food in public | Daily Mail Online What about fucking a horse? https://t.co/cE8peHdHb1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jan 2016 12:17
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I wish I'd been paid to lose a tennis match.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jan 2016 18:35
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We have some staff in our new office pic.twitter.com/BFnwDfO31M
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2016 15:44
  • We have some staff in our new office https://t.co/BFnwDfO31M
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We moved into our new offices today pic.twitter.com/WTiEhwNPtU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2016 15:16
  • We moved into our new offices today https://t.co/WTiEhwNPtU
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Hope you all enjoy the birthday of the baby Jesus.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Dec 2015 08:26
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Apparently, it's @RichardHammond's birthday today. He is 38. Again.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Dec 2015 14:04
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Jose. Come to Amazon.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Dec 2015 16:01
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Dec 2015 12:12
  • RT @randomswill: @JeremyClarkson A 2015 nativity scene... #Christmas https://t.co/kcLW4bbpwV
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Somebody MUST have a picture of @RichardHammond after he broke down in his Robin on the Cromwell Road last night. Please.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Dec 2015 14:04
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It wasn't while we were filming for the BBC though. So none of you should be that bothered.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:43
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My advice to anyone wishing to visit Waiheke Island is: don't.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:39
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The story seems to be coming from a Kiwi who's promoting his business by making stuff up about people who use it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2015 20:36
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I really don't know of two other cities anywhere in the world which feel so similar.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 19:46
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Genuine question. What is the difference between New York and London? Two fucking awesome, identical cities.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 19:40
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Did every New York traffic cop do something wrong when they were a detective? Or is that just in the films?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2015 18:55
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Phone charging in France pic.twitter.com/iC5e7YTh1e
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2015 08:01
  • Phone charging in France https://t.co/iC5e7YTh1e
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Everything going very well on our first big shoot. Except two of us can't get to the location. And the one that can is broken.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2015 11:14
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Very emotional ending to our last ever live show. Mustang Sally
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2015 19:20
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Well this is it. About to do our last live show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2015 16:52
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If that's your now damaged scirocco on Ledbury Road, the car that hit it and drove off was a Fiesta - LL63WMK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Nov 2015 13:06
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My nose has fallen off. Is that bad?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Nov 2015 17:38

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