Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 4,042,342 as of 07 Jul 15 03:46:21

Bio: I am a presenter on the BBC2 motoring show,Top Gear.


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Papping the paps. pic.twitter.com/LQKBS8UpRz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2015 12:08
  • Papping the paps. http://t.co/LQKBS8UpRz
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RT @TZohio68: @JeremyClarkson people of the UK you say aluminum wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:30
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People of America. It's never too late to change your mind.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jul 2015 11:25
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Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 20:26
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Strange that BBC News is talking down the last Top Gear tonight. Do they not want big ratings for some reason?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 16:14
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Well that sounds riveting pic.twitter.com/qUFvZXEX8B
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2015 09:26
  • Well that sounds riveting http://t.co/qUFvZXEX8B
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I have written a thing in @TheSunNewspaper this morning. Please read it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2015 07:42
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I think you mean "twat" https://t.co/LSmlKiRRsd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jun 2015 19:39
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2015 11:32
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I'm very pleased that Michael Bond has been awarded a CBE. He has brought a lot of joy to a lot of people.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2015 05:31
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People of Johannesburg. Let's be clear; this is not even close to cold.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2015 08:47
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Anyone else up early to learn more about Roosevelt's effect on infrastructure spending in the thirties?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2015 06:15
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Thanks for the kind words about our show in Sheffield.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jun 2015 17:19
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Next week, I'm doing a pilot Radio 2 breakfast show with an independent production company. We'll see how it goes.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jun 2015 14:36
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Sorry to interrupt but I've just lost a first set tie break to my 6'2" teenage son. 2nd set about to begin. The little shit is going down.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jun 2015 13:44
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Sad day. I just sold my AMG black.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jun 2015 11:16
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RT @prettynormalme: Stay Safe, Eat Pies... pic.twitter.com/Kwic2rF5Mt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 May 2015 06:46
  • RT @prettynormalme: Stay Safe, Eat Pies... http://t.co/Kwic2rF5Mt
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Seriously, how can the Telegraph not know the difference between a Hurricane and a Spitfire? pic.twitter.com/6jVhzOHu2f
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 May 2015 11:04
  • Seriously, how can the Telegraph not know the difference between a Hurricane and a Spitfire? http://t.co/6jVhzOHu2f
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RT @OllieDjMartin: @JeremyClarkson A friend in Dubai took his 911 in for a prang repair, this is what Porsche did... BRILLIANT! http://t.copic.twitter.com/LM0vsFyn1F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 May 2015 13:24
  • RT @OllieDjMartin: @JeremyClarkson A friend in Dubai took his 911 in for a prang repair, this is what Porsche did... BRILLIANT! http://t.co…
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Played loud, I think Hide in Your Shell by Supertramp is the best song ever written. And now, I shall duck.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 May 2015 18:03
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As I have said many times, I adore France but sometimes, Paris can be very trying.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 19:54
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If anyone wants to know why half of Paris now lives in London, go to Paris.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 19:19
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Dear Twitter. Why have you changed things so I can no longer only receive mentions? That was silly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 May 2015 17:00
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Finally, Britain has an answer to Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and so on. pic.twitter.com/1HMGUM6qiL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 May 2015 09:59
  • Finally, Britain has an answer to Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and so on. http://t.co/1HMGUM6qiL
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My daughter has decided to make her own shampoo. Not sure she's on to anything here. pic.twitter.com/tqW1OQIHZY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 May 2015 13:37
  • My daughter has decided to make her own shampoo. Not sure she's on to anything here. http://t.co/tqW1OQIHZY
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Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad pic.twitter.com/5r2nyu8jMl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 May 2015 08:42
  • Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad http://t.co/5r2nyu8jMl
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This is a link that I have added. I've never done that before. It's about our live show. https://t.co/OOUBGE6Xlb #BackOnTheRoad
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2015 16:10
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No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. pic.twitter.com/mb3ShDj8rl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 May 2015 17:47
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog.
Clarkson Hammond and May Live. http://t.co/mb3ShDj8rl
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OK then. The Daily Mail. Where was I yesterday for lunch?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Apr 2015 17:46
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I'm here and have bumped into @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/QbT8Lv6KEu
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Apr 2015 14:07
  • I'm here and have bumped into @piersmorgan http://t.co/QbT8Lv6KEu
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A pap tried following me yesterday. He had a VW diesel. I had a Lamborghini. None of his pics are in the papers today. A lesson there.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Apr 2015 12:21
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I have written about 'the thing" in the Sunday Times tomorrow.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Apr 2015 16:24
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Just to keep everyone up to date, I haven't heard a thing.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2015 09:52
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Many many thanks to all of the people who have called for my reinstatement. I'm very touched. We shall all learn next week what will happen.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Mar 2015 18:50
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And now, this has happened. pic.twitter.com/VGIRFEcp6X
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Mar 2015 17:37
  • And now, this has happened. http://t.co/VGIRFEcp6X
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Sorry Ed. It seems I knocked your "I'm a human" piece down the news agenda.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Mar 2015 22:20
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God. Crufts is good.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Mar 2015 20:00
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It's an old skool Top Gear tonight. Nobody falls over and no-one is fired by canon into a hospital. I'd watch something else frankly.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Mar 2015 14:14
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Why is that people who have things dangling from their rear view mirrors can't drive?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Mar 2015 13:22
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So I'm watching this in an Irish pub.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Mar 2015 16:09
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Thankyou Spanish man. pic.twitter.com/8DO6iKd8Ze
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Feb 2015 20:27
  • Thankyou Spanish man. http://t.co/8DO6iKd8Ze
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To make sure I didn't spark fury in this weekend's Sunday Times, I wrote about Star Trek. And now look what's happened.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Feb 2015 18:40
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I don't like Jupiter. It gives all the other planets a bad name. I mean I haven't been there but.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Feb 2015 21:49
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People of Guildford. If you see James May, can you point him in the right direction and ask him to hurry up.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Feb 2015 10:22
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Wanted: new presenter for Top Gear. Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Feb 2015 10:19
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Hang on. There seems to be a show on BBC2 in which a tramp drives a Ferrari a Ferrari.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 19:20
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RT @PhilipSinclair: @LivEchonews @JeremyClarkson rubbish journalism as usual from a poor over priced garbage paper. Read his whole article …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 19:07
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People of Liverpool. Read what I actually wrote. Including the bits the f•••tards on the local rag left out. Shocking journalism.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 18:13
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RT @JohnPCooper: @JeremyClarkson Question is can he drive round a corner without crashing into a wall? pic.twitter.com/jO8Py5DLZv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 11:49
  • RT @JohnPCooper: @JeremyClarkson Question is can he drive round a corner without crashing into a wall? http://t.co/jO8Py5DLZv
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I've just realised something. I don't care about the Oscars. Not even a tiny bit.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 10:43
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In an Indian restaurant in Newcastle. Owner auditioned for a job on Top Gear 12 years ago. Hammond got the gig. His curry was effing hot.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Feb 2015 23:29
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People of South Africa. We always thought you were the best audiences in the world. Newcastle though.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Feb 2015 22:03
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Been a bastard busy week. But Newcastle tonight really woke me up. Loved it. And thanks to everyone who came.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 21:33
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Excellent. I have now arrived in Newcastle.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 12:49
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Right. I must now take off my jumper and leave for Newcastle.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 11:35
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RT @SimonNRicketts: Fantastic picture of a low flypast in Wales. Taken by @welshi233 (Flickr: http://t.co/iim6gueOII) pic.twitter.com/uQ2NFy6ejO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Feb 2015 19:54
  • RT @SimonNRicketts: Fantastic picture of a low flypast in Wales. Taken by @welshi233 (Flickr: http://t.co/iim6gueOII) http://t.co/uQ2NFy6ejO
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I know this will sound weird but tonight, Top Gear is an actual car show. I have my serious hat on.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Feb 2015 19:26
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I just don't know what to think pic.twitter.com/2noNMoYrUL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Feb 2015 22:41
  • I just don't know what to think http://t.co/2noNMoYrUL
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Just 30 minutes to go before the first show. pic.twitter.com/q9fbo4kZCf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Feb 2015 18:57
  • Just 30 minutes to go before the first show. http://t.co/q9fbo4kZCf
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Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. pic.twitter.com/b9hVSIAs8F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Feb 2015 22:12
  • Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. http://t.co/b9hVSIAs8F
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Many thanks for the avalanche of praise for tonight's show. Glad so many of you liked it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 21:20
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Trust in meeeeee.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 21:10
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Still not sure what the Wombles do.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 19:28
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An idea for a new football rule. Down for more than 15 seconds, you have to be subbed. Down for more than 30, you have to be put down.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 17:35
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An old friend of mine has written this book. pic.twitter.com/bg6WIGhPJi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Feb 2015 13:33
  • An old friend of mine has written this book. http://t.co/bg6WIGhPJi
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RT @NTCountryHour: As requested by @JeremyClarkson on the #NorthernTerritory ep of @BBC_TopGear @MattBrannABC is playing Steely Dan! http:/pic.twitter.com/BvjbKTuWI9
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Feb 2015 06:56
  • RT @NTCountryHour: As requested by @JeremyClarkson on the #NorthernTerritory ep of @BBC_TopGear @MattBrannABC is playing Steely Dan! http:/…
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And now a man who's the size of Jonah Lomu's index finger is talking to someone with blonde hair.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:47
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There's a game on television between NE and SEA, and it makes no sense. No hang on.... there's a fight.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:45
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People of America. Why is your football not called handball? And why are the players dressed up like they're about to do a HALO jump.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:36
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Hmmm. I'm changing my mind again. That Bentley is pretty impressive.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 21:10
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This is an even better bit
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 20:49
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This is a good bit
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 20:32
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Actually, Top Gear this evening is, for once, a car show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 19:53
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As there's nothing much on TV this evening, I'm faced with a tricky choice. pic.twitter.com/MlImugJq0Z
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 19:21
  • As there's nothing  much on TV this evening, I'm faced with a tricky choice. http://t.co/MlImugJq0Z
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"Suddenly and quickly, it's 5-3 to Djokovik" Suddenly AND quickly?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 11:51
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Hmmm. Djokivic is sponsored by Peugeot. He will almost certainly fall over soon.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 11:38
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I want the Chels to win obviously but there's something decent and honest and rather wonderful about Pellegrini.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Jan 2015 18:29
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I'm having a debate in my head about the Porsche 911. What do you think?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Jan 2015 16:10
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Bauer. Baur. I don't care how it's spelled. He's here and he just shot Hammond in the knee.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 11:25
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I'm sorry to interrupt your day but Jack fucking Baur has just arrived at the Top Gear studio.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 11:14
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I went to see the movie Kingsman. It was bonkers, relentless and completely brilliant.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 08:38
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Top Gear is being broadcast simultaneously round the civilised world tonight. It's on in America tomorrow.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jan 2015 17:33
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Why isn't Countryfile on television this evening? I'm going to have to watch the midwife thing. Bugger.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jan 2015 17:31
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The good thing about driving a rare car is that you never see another.... pic.twitter.com/SS6d6tLz47
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jan 2015 15:10
  • The good thing about driving a rare car is that you never see another.... http://t.co/SS6d6tLz47
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To everyone in this restaurant, I'm not here. I'm LIVE on the red button.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jan 2015 21:03
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With 8 days to go, we had a Top Gear editorial meeting today. Nothing was decided. pic.twitter.com/nxUN9iJukl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jan 2015 19:17
  • With 8 days to go, we  had a Top Gear editorial meeting today. Nothing was decided. http://t.co/nxUN9iJukl
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73 years ago today, @MrJamesMay was born.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jan 2015 08:04
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My mate who directed Con Air and Expendables 2 is selling shares in his new movie check it out.... http://t.co/JPE8umgXMP
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jan 2015 18:15
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Is this the real world? pic.twitter.com/8he6NZiBV5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jan 2015 09:18
  • Is this the real world? http://t.co/8he6NZiBV5
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We are now reversing into my destination. slower than a car, and a lot more expensive. And you can't smoke. Not sure trains work.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 21:13
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The train is going backwards. Shit. I think I'm on the wrong bit of it. It's going back to London.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 20:41
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What's happened to Leeds? It looks like New York.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 20:32
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My sister says she uses this train every day. She's looking thin. She probably has a disease.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 18:30
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My sister is on the same train as me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:55
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I think I've just bought the whole train pic.twitter.com/KR2YmeWst4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:23
  • I think I've just bought the whole train http://t.co/KR2YmeWst4
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Anyway, as the weather is dreadful, I shall be using something called a "train" this evening. I shall let you know if it goes like one.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:12
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When will the world accept that apart from holding wounds together, superglue is completely fucking useless?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 15:48
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Toothbrush. Weakest product endorsement in human history. pic.twitter.com/H8rIcVrTCE
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 08:47
  • Toothbrush. Weakest product endorsement in human history. http://t.co/H8rIcVrTCE

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