Jeremy Clarkson On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Jeremy Clarkson

Followers: 4,042,342 as of 02 Mar 15 23:07:14

Bio: I am a presenter on the BBC2 motoring show,Top Gear.


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So I'm watching this in an Irish pub.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Mar 2015 16:09
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Thankyou Spanish man. pic.twitter.com/8DO6iKd8Ze
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Feb 2015 20:27
  • Thankyou Spanish man. http://t.co/8DO6iKd8Ze
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To make sure I didn't spark fury in this weekend's Sunday Times, I wrote about Star Trek. And now look what's happened.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Feb 2015 18:40
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I don't like Jupiter. It gives all the other planets a bad name. I mean I haven't been there but.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Feb 2015 21:49
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People of Guildford. If you see James May, can you point him in the right direction and ask him to hurry up.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Feb 2015 10:22
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Wanted: new presenter for Top Gear. Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Feb 2015 10:19
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Hang on. There seems to be a show on BBC2 in which a tramp drives a Ferrari a Ferrari.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 19:20
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RT @PhilipSinclair: @LivEchonews @JeremyClarkson rubbish journalism as usual from a poor over priced garbage paper. Read his whole article …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 19:07
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People of Liverpool. Read what I actually wrote. Including the bits the f•••tards on the local rag left out. Shocking journalism.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 18:13
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RT @JohnPCooper: @JeremyClarkson Question is can he drive round a corner without crashing into a wall? pic.twitter.com/jO8Py5DLZv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 11:49
  • RT @JohnPCooper: @JeremyClarkson Question is can he drive round a corner without crashing into a wall? http://t.co/jO8Py5DLZv
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I've just realised something. I don't care about the Oscars. Not even a tiny bit.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Feb 2015 10:43
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In an Indian restaurant in Newcastle. Owner auditioned for a job on Top Gear 12 years ago. Hammond got the gig. His curry was effing hot.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Feb 2015 23:29
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People of South Africa. We always thought you were the best audiences in the world. Newcastle though.....
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Feb 2015 22:03
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Been a bastard busy week. But Newcastle tonight really woke me up. Loved it. And thanks to everyone who came.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 21:33
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Excellent. I have now arrived in Newcastle.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 12:49
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Right. I must now take off my jumper and leave for Newcastle.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Feb 2015 11:35
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RT @SimonNRicketts: Fantastic picture of a low flypast in Wales. Taken by @welshi233 (Flickr: http://t.co/iim6gueOII) pic.twitter.com/uQ2NFy6ejO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Feb 2015 19:54
  • RT @SimonNRicketts: Fantastic picture of a low flypast in Wales. Taken by @welshi233 (Flickr: http://t.co/iim6gueOII) http://t.co/uQ2NFy6ejO
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I know this will sound weird but tonight, Top Gear is an actual car show. I have my serious hat on.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Feb 2015 19:26
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I just don't know what to think pic.twitter.com/2noNMoYrUL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Feb 2015 22:41
  • I just don't know what to think http://t.co/2noNMoYrUL
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Just 30 minutes to go before the first show. pic.twitter.com/q9fbo4kZCf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Feb 2015 18:57
  • Just 30 minutes to go before the first show. http://t.co/q9fbo4kZCf
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Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. pic.twitter.com/b9hVSIAs8F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Feb 2015 22:12
  • Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. http://t.co/b9hVSIAs8F
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Many thanks for the avalanche of praise for tonight's show. Glad so many of you liked it.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 21:20
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Trust in meeeeee.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 21:10
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Still not sure what the Wombles do.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 19:28
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An idea for a new football rule. Down for more than 15 seconds, you have to be subbed. Down for more than 30, you have to be put down.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Feb 2015 17:35
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An old friend of mine has written this book. pic.twitter.com/bg6WIGhPJi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Feb 2015 13:33
  • An old friend of mine has written this book. http://t.co/bg6WIGhPJi
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RT @NTCountryHour: As requested by @JeremyClarkson on the #NorthernTerritory ep of @BBC_TopGear @MattBrannABC is playing Steely Dan! http:/pic.twitter.com/BvjbKTuWI9
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Feb 2015 06:56
  • RT @NTCountryHour: As requested by @JeremyClarkson on the #NorthernTerritory ep of @BBC_TopGear @MattBrannABC is playing Steely Dan! http:/…
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And now a man who's the size of Jonah Lomu's index finger is talking to someone with blonde hair.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:47
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There's a game on television between NE and SEA, and it makes no sense. No hang on.... there's a fight.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:45
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People of America. Why is your football not called handball? And why are the players dressed up like they're about to do a HALO jump.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Feb 2015 18:36
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Hmmm. I'm changing my mind again. That Bentley is pretty impressive.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 21:10
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This is an even better bit
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 20:49
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This is a good bit
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 20:32
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Actually, Top Gear this evening is, for once, a car show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 19:53
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As there's nothing much on TV this evening, I'm faced with a tricky choice. pic.twitter.com/MlImugJq0Z
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 19:21
  • As there's nothing  much on TV this evening, I'm faced with a tricky choice. http://t.co/MlImugJq0Z
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"Suddenly and quickly, it's 5-3 to Djokovik" Suddenly AND quickly?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 11:51
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Hmmm. Djokivic is sponsored by Peugeot. He will almost certainly fall over soon.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Feb 2015 11:38
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I want the Chels to win obviously but there's something decent and honest and rather wonderful about Pellegrini.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Jan 2015 18:29
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I'm having a debate in my head about the Porsche 911. What do you think?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Jan 2015 16:10
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Bauer. Baur. I don't care how it's spelled. He's here and he just shot Hammond in the knee.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 11:25
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I'm sorry to interrupt your day but Jack fucking Baur has just arrived at the Top Gear studio.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 11:14
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I went to see the movie Kingsman. It was bonkers, relentless and completely brilliant.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jan 2015 08:38
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Top Gear is being broadcast simultaneously round the civilised world tonight. It's on in America tomorrow.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jan 2015 17:33
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Why isn't Countryfile on television this evening? I'm going to have to watch the midwife thing. Bugger.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jan 2015 17:31
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The good thing about driving a rare car is that you never see another.... pic.twitter.com/SS6d6tLz47
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jan 2015 15:10
  • The good thing about driving a rare car is that you never see another.... http://t.co/SS6d6tLz47
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To everyone in this restaurant, I'm not here. I'm LIVE on the red button.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jan 2015 21:03
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With 8 days to go, we had a Top Gear editorial meeting today. Nothing was decided. pic.twitter.com/nxUN9iJukl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jan 2015 19:17
  • With 8 days to go, we  had a Top Gear editorial meeting today. Nothing was decided. http://t.co/nxUN9iJukl
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73 years ago today, @MrJamesMay was born.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jan 2015 08:04
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My mate who directed Con Air and Expendables 2 is selling shares in his new movie check it out.... http://t.co/JPE8umgXMP
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jan 2015 18:15
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Is this the real world? pic.twitter.com/8he6NZiBV5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jan 2015 09:18
  • Is this the real world? http://t.co/8he6NZiBV5
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We are now reversing into my destination. slower than a car, and a lot more expensive. And you can't smoke. Not sure trains work.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 21:13
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The train is going backwards. Shit. I think I'm on the wrong bit of it. It's going back to London.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 20:41
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What's happened to Leeds? It looks like New York.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 20:32
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My sister says she uses this train every day. She's looking thin. She probably has a disease.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 18:30
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My sister is on the same train as me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:55
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I think I've just bought the whole train pic.twitter.com/KR2YmeWst4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:23
  • I think I've just bought the whole train http://t.co/KR2YmeWst4
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Anyway, as the weather is dreadful, I shall be using something called a "train" this evening. I shall let you know if it goes like one.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 17:12
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When will the world accept that apart from holding wounds together, superglue is completely fucking useless?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 15:48
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Toothbrush. Weakest product endorsement in human history. pic.twitter.com/H8rIcVrTCE
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jan 2015 08:47
  • Toothbrush. Weakest product endorsement in human history. http://t.co/H8rIcVrTCE
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Sea levels have just fallen dramatically. I'm back on the boat.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jan 2015 16:18
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In all seriousness, I would like to thank the people and government of Chile for their help and support when everything went wrong.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2014 09:44
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I've been reminded about Chilean wine which is, by far, the best in the world.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2014 09:38
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Can I just say this morning what a lovely country Chile is. Great food, wonderful people, tremendous hotels and beautiful scenery.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2014 06:52
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Let's have a vote about which is best. Mustang, Porsche or Lotus.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 22:22
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I can tell you this. Part 2 is sensational
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 21:50
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Now you know why I chose a 928.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 21:38
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In a few minutes, you'll find out why I bought a Porsche 928 GT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 20:29
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Once again. Top Gear tonight is no match for Brucie's show. Tomorrow though......
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 19:45
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Only an hour now till Brucie's Hall of Fame. Appointment TV.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 19:27
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Tonight is really normal Top Gear. Tomorrow night is where it all goes bonkers.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 16:54
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Tonight on BBC2, some men are nice about Argentina. Tomorrow night, they throw rocks at us.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 16:50
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Just a few hours now until Brucie's Hall of Fame on BBC1. Looks bloody good.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2014 15:55
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This is my eldest on a truly lovely day pic.twitter.com/0FZXx4vGzw
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Dec 2014 14:39
  • This is my eldest on a truly lovely day http://t.co/0FZXx4vGzw
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Quick pic for all the people who are abroad. This is England today pic.twitter.com/QRA8XYUevP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Dec 2014 14:36
  • Quick pic for all the people who are abroad. This is England today http://t.co/QRA8XYUevP
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Christmas listening pic.twitter.com/atPvjFvZzD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Dec 2014 10:53
  • Christmas listening http://t.co/atPvjFvZzD
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Final day of filming this year. It didn't go well pic.twitter.com/r6hZoXRYbU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Dec 2014 16:56
  • Final day of filming this year. It didn't go well http://t.co/r6hZoXRYbU
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Bollocks. Just bought youngest daughter a Gilette turbo razor.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2014 17:32
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It's a really nice handbag.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2014 15:27
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So flustered by Christmas shopping, I just bought my son an Anya Hindmarch handbag.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2014 15:20
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Is it fancy dress on Channel 4 news tonight?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Dec 2014 19:22
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The Millies is on ITV this evening at 8.30. It's worth a watch.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Dec 2014 19:04
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http://t.co/l8j8qXdLmJ It works for me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Dec 2014 18:36
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Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam pic.twitter.com/mYDiIyCr5G
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Dec 2014 13:11
  • Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam http://t.co/mYDiIyCr5G
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Oh no. I need my dinner jacket for a televised do tonight and it looks like the last time I wore it, I lost a trifle throwing competition
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Dec 2014 16:30
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Quick traffic report for all of west London. It's fucked
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2014 19:34
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If I was going to impersonate someone on Instagram, it'd be George Clooney, not a fat man from a car show.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2014 17:21
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Several thousand people are following Jeremyclarksonofficial on Instagram. To be very clear, this is not me.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2014 17:11
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We didn't try to set fire to the cars. There was a small battery issue when the on board cameras were removed in a big hurry.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2014 23:35
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Sometimes, I wish the Mirror would go back to hacking my phone. At least in those days they were sometimes accurate.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2014 23:31
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Parking meters expired? pic.twitter.com/fXEqCJ06pg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 21:33
  • Parking meters expired? http://t.co/fXEqCJ06pg
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Meant "shows". In a cab. Ride bad.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:57
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Shoes what I know. I am arriving on time. His route was good.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:56
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I just told him I have a bronze life saver award. It's made no difference.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:54
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I can't even tell him I'm an award winning broadcaster because I'm not. Or a QC.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:51
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I don't want to sound like David Mellor but my cab driver's route is a bit odd.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 15:47
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Only if the lift's gone wrong pic.twitter.com/XDZQjmae90
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2014 10:11
  • Only if the lift's gone wrong http://t.co/XDZQjmae90
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Yes. But @MrJamesMay we are where you live. Drinking wine. At a James Blunt gig.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2014 20:53
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I meant Hugh Grant. Not Liz Hurley.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2014 14:16

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