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Followers: 220,143 @ 19 May 12 02:09:13
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I never said I'd be helpful. I'd like to know @NRE_EastCoast 's excuse.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, May 18, 2012 6:34 PM
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GOSH Gala at O2 audience from side stage. http://t.co/tPYr3iEB
Updated via web at Friday, May 18, 2012 10:34 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Off to do Loose Women to publicise Sunday night GOSH gala show for C4. Picture of audience to follow.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, May 18, 2012 10:29 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks Leeds. Great audiences. Had a really nice night at Sela Bar. Fantastic musicians. + jazz tap. Who knew?
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 1:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks all in Brecon and Leeds. Off to beddy-byes now. Maybe an ep of 24. Just noticed I have a minibar. Oh dear. . .
Updated via Echofon at Monday, May 14, 2012 11:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks for all who suggested alternative routes. Also, apply early for Olympic tickets #pointlessadvice.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, May 14, 2012 5:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
7 hr traffic nightmare Brecon to Leeds. Might not be my normal happy-go-lucky self tonight Leeds.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, May 14, 2012 5:29 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Stuck in traffic on the M5. Looking at hard shoulder like a kid looks at a water slide on a hot day.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, May 14, 2012 2:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I'm thinking Rebekah Brooks will be getting mostly "indirect" Christmas cards this year.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, May 11, 2012 3:29 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Am looking for people to appear on my new Sky Atlantic show. Apply email frontrow@citrustelevision.com
Updated via Echofon at Friday, May 11, 2012 12:39 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Cheers Aberdare. Thanks for coming to the show.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:59 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
C4 Comedy Gala for GOSH tomorrow. Some seats just released. .www.theo2.co.uk. Good line-up.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just been for a run in Bristol. Completely ruined by a noisy "Save The NHS" demo. I wish people would think before they march. Selfish.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:39 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
OK. Alarming number have pointed out that with ad breaks watching 24 would only take 18 hrs. If you're one of them, well done.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Been watching 24 which is great but so many episodes I reckon it would take like a whole day and night to watch them all.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, May 10, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
That tweet went before I could finish it. This place is on speed.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 7:39 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Heard Homeland II is disappointing. It's set in a kitchen shop and called Lakeland.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:19 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Finally got to watch Homeland last Ep. So brilliant yet thinking how different if they'd gone topical and made Brody wear exploding pants.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:24 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Was recording Clue last night at Warwick Arts Centre. Haven't seen Homeland Finale yet so shut it.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:04 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Today's lesson in love: if your wife gets mauled by a cheetah, stay calm and take photos of it happening.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, May 05, 2012 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks all in Cookstown, Letterkenny, Armagh and Enniskillen.
Enjoyed your company.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, May 05, 2012 12:24 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just been for a Guinness run-off in Letterkenny. Off to Armagh for tonight's show.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Watching Foxes Live on C4. I've seen better footage of Yeti.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, April 30, 2012 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Also prepared to say that last tweet possibly the most unintelligent statement made by anyone anywhere about Leveson inquiry.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:19 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Been bothering me for weeks and finally clicked. It's Elvis Costello that Robert Jay QC reminds me of.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, April 27, 2012 10:14 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Visited Eden Project with wife but got thrown out because she picked apple from the "Special" tree. Told we can never go back. Bit harsh.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:04 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
So you download what you think is a quite cool ringtone. How come after 3 phone calls you want to smash your mobile with a lump hammer?
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:44 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Watching Murdoch evidence about Jeremy Hunt. Looks like James Naughtie was right all along.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Council have informed me I have to change my bins from square to round ones to comply with a manual handling health and safety issue.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, April 23, 2012 10:09 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Today's tip: put on running gear & go into your local with some tin foil round you for an inevitable free sympathy pint.
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, April 22, 2012 5:14 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Will be watching the marathon tomorrow on tv. Not raising any money for anything. Please RT to wish me luck.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:14 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just handed my Rolex over to bloke who said watches are going digital like telly did and he can switch mine. Ahead of the game this time.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
An engineer's been round and (sort of) mended the tv. I needed a new aerial and roof. Cost me £36,000 and I am hopping mad about it.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:59 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
All that time I wasted watching Tomorrow's World. Nothing can equip you for a real crisis like going digital.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:59 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Now all my TV channels have disappeared. Went down to Radio Rentals to complain and that's not there either.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:29 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Yesterday had eyes tested & optician tripped as he entered room. So wanted him to say "Hello Mrs.Dee" and try to shake hands with his lamp.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:24 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I have extreme Hayfever but don't let it spoil your day.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:19 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Oi Cirencester. I rescheduled that gig for 16th May.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:39 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
OK, all of you might think there were warnings. I assumed they were just idle threats. Sick & tired of the whole thing. Goodbloodynight.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, April 16, 2012 11:04 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Now they're switching TV from analogue to digital and I can't get some channels. No warning. Nothing.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, April 16, 2012 10:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Best friend argued in court if he loses his driving licence he will have to quit his hobby which is setting off speed cameras. So not fair.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Listening to Civil Wars on Steve Wright. Good sound.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, April 13, 2012 4:19 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Rescheduled shows:
Fri 18th May Harrogate
Thu 24th May Stockton
Sun 10th Jun Exeter Corn Exchange
Hopefully, Cirencester to follow.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 12, 2012 11:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thank you Winborne. You'll have to party on without me as I need to get this show to crazy Barnstaple. I keep pinching myself.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 12, 2012 4:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
On my way to Wimborne. The weekend starts here.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Hopefully soon be announcing reschedule dates of gigs cancelled. Hope you can get to sleep after that news.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Tried that IPad art like Hockney does. That oil paint's a bastard to get off the screen.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Went to the Hockney exhibition last night. Heard someone saying "Very nice, very colourful". Move over Sewell there's a new kid in town.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Sort of fading in, saying something pointless and unfunny then fading out again.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Otherwise it starts to feel
Like a DJ talking over the intro of a song.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Sorry for the dribble tweet. I like to stick to my 140 usually.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Today I went up to a door and it said "pull" but I pushed instead and it opened anyway. All these years and they've been fooling us.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Kings Lynn was fun last night. Thanks to all who came along. Monday night too.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 03, 2012 4:14 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Back off James Murdoch everyone. Can't a guy step down as Chairman anymore without being accused of sinister reasons?
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 03, 2012 2:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
This morning has already brought the unalloyed joy of starting a
new pot of Marmite.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:54 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Writing a book about serial killer who murders victims by force feeding them jam and rolling them in sugar. It's a sort of who donut.
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, April 01, 2012 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks Chesterfield. You were great. Well done with the Paint Trophy. Don't let anyone gloss over that achievement.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, March 31, 2012 5:14 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just been watching George Galloway on telly. Like the cat that got the cream. I expect he'll be on again now he's won Bradford West.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 30, 2012 5:19 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thank you Gate Stafford + audience. And so to Chesterfield, home of loads more people.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 30, 2012 4:04 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I did wave .RT @mr_seanhughes: @TheRealJackDee I can actually picture you waving as you say Cheerio Barnsley.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 30, 2012 9:39 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just ordering lunch. Unappetising typo on menu: "Pan fried lab liver".
Think I'll stick with the free range vegetable curry.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Cheerio Barnsley. Thanks for a good night. Off to Stafford now.
Living the dream. Stay lucky.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks for all your kind messages. I am back on the road and off to Barnsley tomorrow. Trying to rebook missed gigs.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Sorry to say Cirencester and Exeter gigs 20 & 21 March cancelled due to bereavement. Many apologies.
Updated via Echofon at Saturday, March 17, 2012 5:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Stockton & Harrogate gigs cancelled.
Due to a family emergency I'm very sorry to have to say that these shows will not be happening.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, March 14, 2012 8:44 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Bloody hell. Just driven past a plane crash. http://t.co/Tj4YWntF
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, March 13, 2012 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
On my way to sunny Berwick now. Might buy some tweed swimming trunks and go for a refreshing dip in the North Sea.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, March 13, 2012 11:39 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thanks Kettering for a riotous gig on Saturday.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, March 12, 2012 8:49 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Ladies, you CAN have the swollen feet you always dreamed of with new Toetox injections. At a clinic near you.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 09, 2012 12:54 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
For those who couldn't open the link the other day: I will be playing at Latitude this yr. 15th July.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 09, 2012 11:34 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Thank you Chelmsford. Got flashed by speed camera on way home. So 3 more points on my wife's licence.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, March 09, 2012 11:29 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I heartily recommend In the Lounge with Rich Morton: http://t.co/5xt1OLSG via @AddThis . Thursday 11.30am Radio 4.
Updated via Tweet Button at Wednesday, March 07, 2012 6:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Sorry about that. as I was saying, went for a curry last ni...sorry, better dash
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, March 07, 2012 1:04 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Had a curry last night....sorry got to go.
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Worth watching : RT @sjabrewster: @TheRealJackDee PLEASE WATCH AND RT http://t.co/vmrPtzCi #KONY2012 #MAKEKONYFAMOUS
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:59 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I will be appearing at http://t.co/1UHt9HRO (obviously to do a show) on the 15th July. Hope you can come.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:24 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
At the New Theatre Oxford for a benefit performance of ISIHAC.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, March 05, 2012 4:44 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
@wossy standby for deluge of dry- cleaning bills.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, March 01, 2012 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Mistook posh beeswax polish for honey this morning and put some on my toast. Unpleasant taste but my teeth look great.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, February 28, 2012 10:54 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Artist Oscar winners should be disqualified for making speeches.
Updated via Echofon at Monday, February 27, 2012 7:49 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Too bad I'm not in any Oscar Nominated films again as I have a really great acceptance speech that nobody will now hear. Your loss not mine.
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, February 26, 2012 4:29 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
#RIPGreggJevin. I'll be honest. I never liked the guy.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, February 24, 2012 5:39 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
http://t.co/ncNszStg Don't know anything about football but this lifted my spirits.
Updated via Tweet Button at Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Congratulations DJ Fresh & Rita Ora for having Pancake Day No1. Hot Right Now.
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:20 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
I haven't aged which is lucky.RT @ThomasJHEdwards: @TheRealJackDee looking pretty impressed here http://t.co/XDFzJ0VQ
Updated via Echofon at Monday, February 20, 2012 10:34 PM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
BBC news: MI5 did surveillance on Charlie Chaplin to make sure he wasn't a security threat. Turns out he was ok but better safe than sorry.
Updated via Echofon at Friday, February 17, 2012 10:04 AM
celeb tweets - Jack Dee twitter user - TheRealJackDee
Just had new passport picture done. I look about 50. Last time I go to that photographer.
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:04 AM
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