Frankie Boyle On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Frankie Boyle

Followers: 2,237,923 as of 18 Jan 17 07:55:36

Bio: Grimelord

Website: https://t.co/XRgx0opStZ


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It took me a surprisingly long time to make this photo collage pic.twitter.com/X6fvA0Cji5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jan 2017 13:02
  • It took me a surprisingly long time to make this photo collage https://t.co/X6fvA0Cji5
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The same people who think it's ridiculous for Mexico to be asked to pay for America's wall think it's fine for us to pay for Trident
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jan 2017 12:19
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Old article I wrote about the rise of Trump, will need to get down to writing some new ones shortly https://t.co/Uia51aJe9B
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Jan 2017 18:02
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My favourite lip sync performance is this one where a visibly wasted Alex Chilton tries not to puke https://t.co/xEEDW0CDKj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jan 2017 16:30
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I'll be doing some solo shows in LDN in May, and some in Scotland in June
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jan 2017 15:34
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Looking back, the Harambe situation is the closest working model we have for a Trump presidency
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 13 Jan 2017 14:05
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A treat for Russians everywhere https://t.co/fAMjJf7H9T
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 13 Jan 2017 11:34
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I'm sick and laid up watching the Burnistoun special, which is great
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 11 Jan 2017 13:29
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Thing I wrote for Reprieve about Guantanamo https://t.co/gwjopvhKyy
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 11 Jan 2017 13:16
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I think that an inauguration where Trump escaped Houdini-style from a locked vat of hookers' piss would really get the whole country onside
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 11 Jan 2017 01:13
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Melkam Gena to all my Ethiopian followers ❤️
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 07 Jan 2017 10:34
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RT @MedicalAidPal: Correction! Give it Up for Palestine is on 20 Feb. Tickets and info are available here: https://t.co/O865ZFtwSl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jan 2017 12:30
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RT @MedicalAidPal: Alexei Sayle is joining us for 'Give It Up For Palestine' on 4 Feb! Have you got your ticket yet? https://t.co/O865ZFtwS…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jan 2017 11:32
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RT @GaryLineker: This is too funny: 'no democracy should tolerate press freedom being in the hands of a vindictive tycoon.' Must be irony.…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jan 2017 09:42
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RT @CHIMPOMCR: live on @SianAnderson @1Xtra now mixing garage n dancehall. dis style named bump'n'bash. listen here https://t.co/Vf2L7gWBcp
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 04 Jan 2017 23:32
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The most likely outcome of a Trump assassination attempt is that someone blows his brains out and he keeps talking
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jan 2017 14:51
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RT @renireni: A warning to you all that 2017 will be my year of shameless self promotion. My book's available to pre-order! https://t.co/KY…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jan 2017 09:07
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We're ruled by the first Nazis in history who can't get the fucking trains to run on time
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jan 2017 08:14
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You will achieve your New Year's resolution, of not sucking more than 12 cocks, by dying in March
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jan 2017 17:46
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2017 won't be all bad. For a few people living just the right distance from nuclear strikes, the radiation will cure their cancer.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Dec 2016 23:43
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 18:58
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If you're looking forward to New Year's Eve then you're a belligerent, alcoholic sex offender
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Dec 2016 14:12
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Michael Gove looks like Pinocchio, dressed for his abuser's funeral
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Dec 2016 09:35
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Clean Brexit sounds like a horse you'd back in the National. Falls at the first fence and a vet comes out and shoots it in the teeth.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 18:49
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This is the bit where you decide that the changes you were going to make in your life after Christmas can wait until New Year
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 11:00
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Reality is a simulation watched by higher dimensional entities and your life is an advert for abortion
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Dec 2016 18:04
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Kids' idols today are all Youtubers.In 30 years time they'll be mourning the death of someone who talked about having a really nice sandwich
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Dec 2016 15:03
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RT @GB_DeafFootball: All we want for Christmas is £61k to reach our target to send GB men/women's football squads to the Deaflympics 2017 h…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Dec 2016 13:42
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Anyway, just a thought. Merry Christmas everybody X
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:33
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Or maybe Jesus can't betray his lover, goes and dies himself. Does it out of love. In a way that's quite close to the traditional version.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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Being crucified Jesus's lover says "Father, why has thou forsaken me", "Father" being like "Daddy", an affectionate role play thing (14/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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I've often thought the apostle given up as Jesus may have been Jesus's lover, which is why he doesn't contradict Pilate, plays along (13/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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Jesus &Judas have a plan - give up someone else to the Romans.Jesus sends Judas from the Last supper & he betrays this guy with a kiss 12/14
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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So everyone's happy, then God drops a bombshell. You've got to die and rise again. This is way outside Jesus's ability as a magician (11/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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So they fake a bunch of miracles, think about it,Jesus's miracles are all doable as magic tricks, get some cunt to say he's blind etc(10/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:31
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Remember, everyone's desperate in this story, this is the God of the Old Testament they've cuckolded, and he will smite fuck out them (9/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:30
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That's what young Jesus is doing talking to the wise men in the temple, he's trying to learn enough to fake being the Messiah (8/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:30
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So Jesus is born, and God has all these expectations of this stuff he's going to do, but he's just a normal wee boy, he's Joseph's (7/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:30
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This is God showing his hand, there's no escape, you canny hide from God. Remember, God still thinks the kid is his, the Messiah (6/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:30
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When the baby is born in a manger (to hide, cos God would be checking the hotels) loads of cunts turn up, sent by angels/ stars etc (5/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:29
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They do exactly what anyone else would do, they flee. They leg it to Bethlehem, try to escape God in the crowds of the census. (4/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:28
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Mary has to agree to Gabriel's suggestion (he has wings) but she knows she's already knocked up by Jospeph. So what do they do? (3/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:28
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God decides to incarnate on Earth sends Gabriel to choose a virgin. What they don't realise is that Joseph is already shagging Mary (2/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:28
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I have a particularly involved theory about the birth of Jesus (1/14)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Dec 2016 13:28
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RT @ggreenwald: Whether or not you know Barrett Brown's story, this short @fieldofvision film on his case & his release is fantastic https:…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Dec 2016 22:21
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RT @OxfamYemen: In #Yemen, 7 million people are severely hungry and one step away from #famine. You can help them. https://t.co/TDMXxXCE4h
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Dec 2016 21:57
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RT @frankieboyle: As a society, we have managed to kick racism out of football and back into mainstream politics
Updated via Mobile Web (M5) at 21 Dec 2016 15:14
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It's this time of year when I think about people who are estranged from their families, the lucky bastards.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Dec 2016 13:29

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