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David Schneider Celebrity Tweets

Followers: 43,566

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian. Jack of all trades master of about two. Contains moderate swearing (under 16s beware).

Website: http://daveschneider.co.uk


celeb tweets user David Schneider
I guess in the Wild West it wasn't such a bad thing to be a cowboy builder.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:14 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
I don't care what anyone says, if I could write drama and comedy as good as some of #BB and #UBB I'd die happy #lostagrip
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 8:59 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
@ThisisDavina I bet you missed your chicken suit
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 8:14 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
@Glinner @RogerQuimbly I'd like to hear some of the speeches by the guys who failed their Masters
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
RT @PastorTerryJones Hey - I was only going to burn the Koran ONTO DVD (via @jacques_aih)
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 7:44 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
If you haven't seen this cruise thing yet, enjoy it. They didn't. http://bit.ly/cD28bM (via @boingboing, Chris Horner)
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 7:04 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Hey Pope. Take the heat off your visit by getting best mate Tony Blair to do some book-signings.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 3:54 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Bribe-taking Pakistan cricketers face lifetime bans though they will be able to play professional snooker.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 2:14 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
More on door-holding. Now that's the theory done. Can't wait to go and put it into practice http://youtu.be/F_td1X_c5Gg (via @dalekwidow)
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:29 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Can anyone tell me what the cutoff is on holding a door open for someone? I've just done a 10 second 10 yarder. Cringey.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:34 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
And Luke was never seen on Facebook again... http://bit.ly/cQQ5Jk (via @MandyPandy32)
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, September 09, 2010 9:19 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Is the Terry Jones who's going to burn the Koran the one from Monty Python? Because if so he's a very naughty boy.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 10:14 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Pelvic Floorless #UBB
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:49 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Fellow OCDers. Meet me here at 6.07 on this the 8/9/10. Please arrive alphabetically.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 5:19 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Happy New Year to all fellow Jews. (Initiate International Conspiracy Phase 3)
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:54 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Cool people like me know that the Mercury prize winning band The xx is actually pronounced The twenty
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:39 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Got a few spots coming up on my face. They're in the shape of the plough. Today my face can help you find the North Star
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:04 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Bad news for England as Switzerland name 3 glamour models and 4 prostitutes in their starting XI
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:59 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Andy Coulson. Monitoring other people's conversations is evil. You wouldn't find anyone doing that on Twitter. Er. Oh.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:24 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Written daddancing sketch for http://bit.ly/22UwrI. Just need someone to teach me dancehall bootyshake. For some reason daughter's not keen
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:54 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Brave move by Capello before tonight's match as he organises a rest of the squad vs Infidelity XI training session
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Come on, Labour. Spice it up! To evict Diane Abbott, dial 09011 323 01; to evict Ed Balls, dial 09011 323 02; to evict....
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 10:14 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
At last! A good night's sleep! Great to get a taste of outsomnia.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, September 07, 2010 8:39 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Seriously, celibacy's no big deal. I once went 16 years without sex. Then I lost my virginity.
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, September 06, 2010 9:09 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
The Met guarantees a thorough, open investigation into #Coulson, says newly appointed Police commissioner Rupert Murdoch
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, September 06, 2010 7:19 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Coleen dismisses as "unconvincing" Rooney's claim he and prostitute simply shared a hotel room with twin beds.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, September 06, 2010 4:59 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
It's a praying hands sun catcher obviously. What else could it be? (Just me?) http://bit.ly/cmmlQm (via @MandyPandy32)
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, September 06, 2010 1:04 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Appropriately the police have decided to conduct the investigation into #Coulson and #Metgate exclusively by phone tap
Updated via web at Monday, September 06, 2010 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
To balance out the Pope's visit it seems only fair that we spend £12m on a parade for Richard Dawkins.
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, September 06, 2010 9:44 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Toilet seat's loose. Sitting on it adds a dash of snowboarding to the toilet experience (waterboarding?). I recommend it
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, September 06, 2010 12:09 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Vanessa Feltz's favourite album? Sgt Pepper's Lonely Gastric Band #ubb
Updated via TweetDeck at Sunday, September 05, 2010 9:09 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
In the wake of the Rooney/Crouch prostitute allegations, please amend the traditional tabloid abbreviation to WAGAPs
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, September 05, 2010 6:24 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Congrats to all on the Prostate Cancer South West tour ride. Sorry I couldn't be there. May your seats never be sore.
Updated via web at Sunday, September 05, 2010 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Tiananmen Square as remembered by Morrissey (ta @chigwiri) http://yfrog.com/5bdfumj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:19 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Ok, the coalition's cut huge sums in public spending. Unfortunately under Andy Coulson their phone bill's now £12billion
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, September 05, 2010 10:39 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
I've a virus. Can't do sponsored cycle, doing shorter one in 2 weeks. If u sponsored me, more here http://bit.ly/bZRuJ6 #sorry #iamfeeble
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, September 04, 2010 5:39 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Coulsongate explained http://bit.ly/cwTHsz (via @dontgetfooled)
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, September 04, 2010 4:54 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
Tony Blair claims Dubliners can launch eggs within 4 to 5 minutes... 3 if you like a dippy yolk (via @comedyfish)
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, September 04, 2010 12:14 PM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
RT: @theowalcott congrats to Jermain on his hattrick. Tho it does automatically rule him out of the squad for Euro 2012
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, September 04, 2010 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - David Schneider twitter user - davidschneider
celeb tweets user David Schneider
How Soon is My Order Going to Be Ready #chinesemorrissey
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:34 AM
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