David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 208,680 as of 30 Jul 15 22:35:41

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: http://t.co/TDfy0liSpV


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Proof Labour are working on a formula for victory and best leader. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/mo1MciKRCJ pic.twitter.com/xt4ticK2GI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jul 2015 10:50
  • Proof Labour are working on a formula for victory and best leader.
(done for @huffpostukcom) 
http://t.co/mo1MciKRCJ http://t.co/xt4ticK2GI
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Find out your pay-rise name by taking your first name and surname and putting "MP" after them.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jul 2015 12:51
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Corbyn takes lead in leadership race. "This is exactly what Labour needs" says newly registered supporter, George Osborne.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jul 2015 06:56
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Bloody flying ants. UKIP are right. Let's tighten our borders. They're everywhere!
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Jul 2015 20:31
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Amazing deals for Amazon #PrimeDay: £800m in corporation tax down to just £4.2m! Wow!
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Jul 2015 08:30
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Good to see the Tories tackling those bloody trade unions, coming over here, fighting for the vulnerable, standing up for the low paid...
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Jul 2015 07:11
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Greece. Make all your people instantly better off by changing the words "minimum wage" to "living wage". #OsborneTips
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jul 2015 13:45
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Remember: it's a 5-second rule if you drop some food and a 3-day rule for getting in touch after a first date. Try not to confuse the two.
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jul 2015 12:46
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RT @phlaimeaux: They slice up the dead Minions and use them as urinal cakes in cinemas #Hollywood pic.twitter.com/dNYcHiKBnJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jul 2015 07:14
  • RT @phlaimeaux: They slice up the dead Minions and use them as urinal cakes in cinemas #Hollywood http://t.co/dNYcHiKBnJ
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7th July 2015 Tube staff called heroes. 9th July 2015 Tube staff called greedy. 9th July 2016 Tube staff can't be found due to cuts.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jul 2015 18:12
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Was the #Budget2015 good for you? Find out with this handy flowchart (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/F7vx74sxaU pic.twitter.com/R2e1egdjLx
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jul 2015 10:16
  • Was the #Budget2015 good for you? Find out with this handy flowchart
(done for @huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/F7vx74sxaU http://t.co/R2e1egdjLx
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Living wage, non-doms, buy-to-let: #budget2015 makes much more sense when you see the treasury team. (ta @SimonHume) pic.twitter.com/05HRD2H2HC
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Jul 2015 09:43
  • Living wage, non-doms, buy-to-let: #budget2015 makes much more sense when you see the treasury team.
(ta @SimonHume) http://t.co/05HRD2H2HC
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RT @joespacerogers: Do you want to be seen or not mate pic.twitter.com/m6VijjlnDV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jul 2015 06:51
  • RT @joespacerogers: Do you want to be seen or not mate http://t.co/m6VijjlnDV
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A reminder that government plans for the BBC to pay for TV licenses for over-75s could be just the start. #budget2015 pic.twitter.com/LSFDDcdLvn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jul 2015 21:48
  • A reminder that government plans for the BBC to pay for TV licenses for over-75s could be just the start. #budget2015 http://t.co/LSFDDcdLvn
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May 2015: "Labour non-dom idea is Marxist, anti-wealth creator claptrap." July 2015: "Let's bring in Labour's non-dom idea". #budget2015
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jul 2015 11:54
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I think Osborne did every one of these in the first 60 seconds. #budget2015 https://t.co/gzYKdr7Rvn
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jul 2015 11:39
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"One nation", "hard working", "finish the job", "longterm economic plan" - this buzzword drinking game is already a nightmare #bugdet2015
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jul 2015 11:36
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Tweets to be cut to 120 characters by 2018 except for "hard-working tweeters" with +250K followers who'll get 160 characters #budget2015
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jul 2015 10:13
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Why I love the people I follow. #budget2015 pic.twitter.com/myV89Bi7sS
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 08 Jul 2015 09:44
  • Why I love the people I follow. #budget2015 http://t.co/myV89Bi7sS
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Looking forward to #budget2015 and Osborne finally putting the finances in order after that last lot doubled the debt between 2010 and 2015.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2015 15:02
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After the BBC announcement and with energy companies massively overcharging, surely this will happen. Surely. No? https://t.co/EurTHTPz4e
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jul 2015 07:24
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2015 11:58
  • Backstage mindgames before Pointless with @RealTimVine, @TerryAlderton, @RevRichardColes, @ArfurSmith, @JuliaHB1. http://t.co/9fq4m01iYX
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I know there are greater things at stake but I'll miss singing "Yanis Varoufakis" to the tune of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Jul 2015 08:35
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Fear not, Austerity fans. Osborne's budget is on its way with £12bn cuts to the most poor and vulnerable. You'll soon forget Greece.
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Jul 2015 07:43
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RT @DamCou: "He came from Greece / He had a taste for knowledge" pic.twitter.com/Ev9KtvFIoB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jul 2015 06:58
  • RT @DamCou: "He came from Greece / He had a taste for knowledge" http://t.co/Ev9KtvFIoB
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RT @jaci_lanier: It's official. I have seen EVERYTHING. A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN http://t.copic.twitter.com/S4qu6TFPAW
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2015 14:07
  • RT @jaci_lanier: It's official. I have seen EVERYTHING. A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN http://t.co…
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My favourite type of Wimbledon is drunk Wimbledon... https://t.co/S7bmgvN7Dz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2015 07:23
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There are differences? Isn't it like saying "Which brand new Previa are you?" PS I got Delta https://t.co/L9SAoIBCoo pic.twitter.com/zlNadvZ2fv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jul 2015 07:09
  • There are differences? Isn't it like saying "Which brand new Previa are you?" 
PS I got Delta https://t.co/L9SAoIBCoo http://t.co/zlNadvZ2fv
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Truly impressive 5-year joke planning from @DrFNFurter (spotted by @TeaAndCopy) pic.twitter.com/6h0djz0vYK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jul 2015 08:04
  • Truly impressive 5-year joke planning from @DrFNFurter (spotted by @TeaAndCopy) http://t.co/6h0djz0vYK
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After stating NHS medicines of £20+ will have price on them, Jeremy Hunt confirms cancer patients to wear badges showing cost of treatment.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2015 12:14
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2015 10:35
  • When you've just got off the tube. #TotalRecallReactions #hottestdayoftheyear http://t.co/KG41rQB2Kl
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I guess the anti-Heathrow expansion people knew they'd lost the moment Cameron pledged there'd never be a 3rd runway at Heathrow.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jul 2015 07:57
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Getting very tense on Sky as the deadline for Greece approaches. #GreeceDeadlineDay #GreeceCrisis (ta @Ross_Owen) pic.twitter.com/aho1Fl0d72
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 30 Jun 2015 21:23
  • Getting very tense on Sky as the deadline for Greece approaches. #GreeceDeadlineDay 
#GreeceCrisis
(ta @Ross_Owen) http://t.co/aho1Fl0d72
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Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Jun 2015 16:00
  • RT @HuffPostUKCom: How to survive a heatwave: The @SoVeryBritish way http://t.co/FOwRkXIYeg http://t.co/7f1tgzsfZd
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ATMs in Greece are now offering other services as they run out of cash. pic.twitter.com/qd2aI7VmOG
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 29 Jun 2015 12:11
  • ATMs in Greece are now offering other services as they run out of cash. http://t.co/qd2aI7VmOG
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So, EU and the IMF, how's that whole forcing-more-austerity-on-a-country-even-though-it's-clearly-making-things-worse working out for you?
Updated via TweetDeck at 29 Jun 2015 07:16
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"The kids are alright" now sounds like granddad reporting in after babysitting the grandchildren. #TheWho #Glastonbury
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Jun 2015 22:04
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What the Dalai Lama told Glastonbury. Beautiful. #Glasto pic.twitter.com/jVcFH8Z4TG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 16:44
  • What the Dalai Lama told Glastonbury. Beautiful. #Glasto http://t.co/jVcFH8Z4TG
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In case you missed it: Kanye's Bohemian Rhapsody mime fail. #Glasto pic.twitter.com/st9M79A6xC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Jun 2015 10:53
  • In case you missed it: Kanye's Bohemian Rhapsody mime fail. #Glasto http://t.co/st9M79A6xC
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Ironically the BBC subtitles, having written "ligger" instead of the N-word throughout, are now writing "Goldn*gger". #Glasto2015
Updated via TweetDeck at 27 Jun 2015 22:56
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Fact. If you add up all the gaps between songs when nothing's happening, it comes to 1 whole licence fee. #Glasto2015
Updated via TweetDeck at 27 Jun 2015 22:32
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Enjoy Kanye's set more by imagining that he's a tiny man trapped in an oven and being cooked. #HoneyIShrunkTheKim #Glastonbury
Updated via TweetDeck at 27 Jun 2015 21:40
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I have to say I love Kanye. Which will come as a big relief to him as 52 year old Jewish men is his core demographic. #Glastonbury
Updated via TweetDeck at 27 Jun 2015 21:12
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Could these Twitter accounts represent the best chance Greece has of getting the EU to change its mind? pic.twitter.com/TJN5tVOsCp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jun 2015 14:42
  • Could these Twitter accounts represent the best chance Greece has of getting the EU to change its mind? http://t.co/TJN5tVOsCp
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RT @thatlot: Our second Twitter round-up. This week featuring @taylorswift13, #Glasto2015 and @davidschneider in skinny jeans... https://t.https://t.co/T4YE6Blr84
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Jun 2015 11:15
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Twitter legend @tokyo_sexwhale needs a bit of help with a thing if you're feeling generous... https://t.co/0YOtQbzl00
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Jun 2015 18:50
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RT @Pandamoanimum: “Hey, Adam Ant, what’s the best way to eat a Rowntree’s fruit pastille?” “Don’t chew ever. Don’t chew ever"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Jun 2015 17:45
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How I'd love it if the first couple to marry after the Supreme Court ruling were called Adam and Steve. #LoveWins
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Jun 2015 15:41
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Weird. When I look at the bottom left of the destination board all I see is a blue inkblot. #AdventuresInSwitzerland pic.twitter.com/qiYVW0oVCB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 26 Jun 2015 15:30
  • Weird. When I look at the bottom left of the destination board all I see is a blue inkblot. #AdventuresInSwitzerland http://t.co/qiYVW0oVCB
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A reminder of Tory demands for the EU renegotiation. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/vNUy9Isxo0 pic.twitter.com/D7R90iLccI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Jun 2015 11:10
  • A reminder of Tory demands for the EU renegotiation. 
(done for @huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/vNUy9Isxo0 http://t.co/D7R90iLccI
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New Night Tube map with honest station names. (done for @HuffPostUKCom with @Pandamoanimum ) http://t.co/bl4pX8p1at pic.twitter.com/MvU8dLAaDs
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2015 17:07
  • New Night Tube map with honest station names.
(done for @HuffPostUKCom with @Pandamoanimum )
http://t.co/bl4pX8p1at http://t.co/MvU8dLAaDs
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US gun lobby insist that the way to deal with the Confederate flag is to make sure everyone has a Confederate flag.
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Jun 2015 07:17
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Morning. Forgive me getting out my US gun lobby joke template again. I fear I'm getting as repetitive as them. Anyway, here goes...
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Jun 2015 07:17
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After signing Firmino for £29m, Liverpool bid £45m for Partick Thistle mascot. pic.twitter.com/en8cH7uNK8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2015 22:41
  • After signing Firmino for £29m, Liverpool bid £45m for Partick Thistle mascot. http://t.co/en8cH7uNK8
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RT @thatlot: Favouriting on Twitter: the definitive* guide. http://t.co/ka6NEvFZXj *may not be definitive pic.twitter.com/vcK2Jxq4mQ
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2015 21:26
  • RT @thatlot: Favouriting on Twitter: the definitive* guide.
http://t.co/ka6NEvFZXj

*may not be definitive http://t.co/vcK2Jxq4mQ
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David Cameron: the censored version. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/mpXkCnImXX pic.twitter.com/M9nw0dZHKY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2015 15:08
  • David Cameron: the censored version.
(done for @HuffPostUKCom)
http://t.co/mpXkCnImXX http://t.co/M9nw0dZHKY
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It's good Cameron wants a high-earning society as the guy who was in charge from 2010-15 created the greatest squeeze in wages since 1870.
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2015 07:48
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RT @TeaAndCopy: My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2015 06:58
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*knock knock* Hi, Labour. Sorry to disturb but the Tories laid into the poor today and if you could just read this... pic.twitter.com/RK10YpOs0Z
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2015 22:34
  • *knock knock*
Hi, Labour. Sorry to disturb but the Tories laid into the poor today and if you could just read this... http://t.co/RK10YpOs0Z
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Just learnt the word "funsultant", someone employed by a firm to make their staff happy. This is a real thing, people. This is not a drill!
Updated via TweetDeck at 22 Jun 2015 11:52
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*does not include low earners, the vulnerable, the disabled, NHS staff, the young, public sector workers, Scotland. https://t.co/l20aPCMZxm
Updated via TweetDeck at 22 Jun 2015 10:39
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Good to see the government clamping down on those migrant nurses - coming over here, treating our sick, caring for our elderly...
Updated via TweetDeck at 22 Jun 2015 08:11
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Don't know how Taylor Swift did it. pic.twitter.com/5mJSgBdKbo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Jun 2015 07:18
  • Don't know how Taylor Swift did it. http://t.co/5mJSgBdKbo
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Happy Fathers' Day from the Conservative Party. pic.twitter.com/Z8Ux0fBwam
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Jun 2015 10:38
  • Happy Fathers' Day from the Conservative Party. http://t.co/Z8Ux0fBwam
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Wow! Amazed and humbled I just won this as I know how good some of the other dads are. So chuffed! #HappyFathersDay pic.twitter.com/ueWdP1zTPA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Jun 2015 08:21
  • Wow! Amazed and humbled I just won this as I know how good some of the other dads are. So chuffed! #HappyFathersDay http://t.co/ueWdP1zTPA
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In case you missed it: a round-up of the week on Twitter. (done with @thatlot) https://t.co/3NM2NvTVic
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 20 Jun 2015 18:25
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Don't listen to the demonstrators. Austerity works! #EndAusterityNow pic.twitter.com/X8ztW48VWb
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 20 Jun 2015 13:07
  • Don't listen to the demonstrators. Austerity works!

#EndAusterityNow http://t.co/X8ztW48VWb
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RT @SummerRay: The Spice Girls: great 90s pop band. Terrible at balancing. pic.twitter.com/E9Vy8ShZFL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2015 12:13
  • RT @SummerRay: The Spice Girls: great 90s pop band. Terrible at balancing. http://t.co/E9Vy8ShZFL
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Come on. Austerity works! As long as you define it as moving all wealth/power to the rich at the expense of the vulnerable #EndAusterityNow
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Jun 2015 08:19
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Hello. I've done a round-up of the week on Twitter with @thatlot. Here it is. https://t.co/kloPkc8Gz8
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Jun 2015 20:20
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Mordor release video for World Cup 2026 bid. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/kD0TQHH2s7 pic.twitter.com/ZAJ7FrXrRI
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Jun 2015 13:37
  • Mordor release video for World Cup 2026 bid.
(done for @Huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/kD0TQHH2s7 http://t.co/ZAJ7FrXrRI
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Jeremy Hunt confirms government to push for 7 day GP surgeries. The 7 days will be: Jan 12 Mar 2 Apr 23 Jun 15 Aug 17 Oct 11 Dec 14
Updated via TweetDeck at 19 Jun 2015 11:22
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American gun lobby says best way to deal with deaths from terminal illnesses is to give more people terminal illnesses.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2015 07:15
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Burnham was wrong to say the party comes first not the country. The right* way is: never say it, just do it. *Tory pic.twitter.com/67e70939V1
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 18 Jun 2015 08:40
  • Burnham was wrong to say the party comes first not the country. The right* way is: never say it, just do it.
*Tory http://t.co/67e70939V1
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Recording the Labour leadership hustings so no spoilers please. I imagine it'll end very much like this week's Game of Thrones finale.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jun 2015 19:29
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RT @haveigotnews: Chris Evans announced as new host for Top Gear. pic.twitter.com/MdbA8K8ctj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jun 2015 15:47
  • RT @haveigotnews: Chris Evans announced as new host for Top Gear. http://t.co/MdbA8K8ctj
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Personally I prefer Machine's early work with Rage to the stuff with Florence. #Glasto2015
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Jun 2015 12:57
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If you think Rachel Dolezal identifying herself as black was weird, Donald Trump just identified himself as a viable candidate for President
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Jun 2015 16:18
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Cameron, May 2015: "SNP will hold government to ransom." Jun 2015: *Lets anti-EU backbenchers hold government to ransom*
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Jun 2015 07:31
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Damn you, #GameofThrones. This time I can't forgive you. Sorry. *sulks forever*
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jun 2015 22:47
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RT @Pandamoanimum: The inventor of Chinese Whispers has died. May he test tin peas.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jun 2015 21:08
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"It was of course the Magna Carta, that enshrined the right of the people to have every communication snooped on by their rulers" - Cameron.
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Jun 2015 07:41
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"Bloody spiders! Coming over here, giving us four-hour erections…" Surely this can't be true? pic.twitter.com/PYrLb45v1h
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jun 2015 21:16
  • "Bloody spiders! Coming over here, giving us four-hour erections…"
Surely this can't be true? http://t.co/PYrLb45v1h
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Wilshere. Foot like a traction engine. #SLOvENG pic.twitter.com/Jf3lFhWsIj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2015 17:38
  • Wilshere. Foot like a traction engine. #SLOvENG http://t.co/Jf3lFhWsIj
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Schoolboys still talk about making England team errors. #SLOvENG
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Jun 2015 16:47
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RT @stephencgrant: Turns out #RachelDolezal's ethnicity was a pigment of her imagination
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2015 07:28
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"Those Malaysians! Blaming a natural disaster on people's behaviour! You'd never see that in a country like Britain" pic.twitter.com/1KjovsCZTr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2015 19:30
  • "Those Malaysians! Blaming a natural disaster on people's behaviour! You'd never see that in a country like Britain" http://t.co/1KjovsCZTr
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Isn't it time we got rid of the Honours List and just got the Queen to endorse people on LinkedIn?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2015 09:53
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RT @DawnHFoster: "This page has some issues" pic.twitter.com/PS0myLqvR4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2015 08:40
  • RT @DawnHFoster: "This page has some issues" http://t.co/PS0myLqvR4
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Congratulations to all those given knighthoods for services to the Conservative Party. #BirthdayHonours
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Jun 2015 07:46
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Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, a Jurassic Park film, the Tories obsessing over Europe - tonight we're gonna party like it's 1996.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2015 17:19
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New favourite word: "doppelbanger": someone you have sex with because they look like the person you really want sex with (HT @tarasthompson)
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Jun 2015 13:16
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Tory backbenchers reveal list of demands for EU renegotiation. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/vNUy9Isxo0 pic.twitter.com/D7R90iLccI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2015 07:58
  • Tory backbenchers reveal list of demands for EU renegotiation. 
(done for @huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/vNUy9Isxo0 http://t.co/D7R90iLccI
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Tim Hunt's right. Here's another male scientist who's so attractive a woman has inevitably fallen in love with him. pic.twitter.com/EgjmYHmEjU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2015 08:46
  • Tim Hunt's right. Here's another male scientist who's so attractive a woman has inevitably fallen in love with him. http://t.co/EgjmYHmEjU
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RT @SummerRay: Stuck for a name for your band? Type nonsense into your iPhone text box and let autocorrect work its magic. pic.twitter.com/N6flOl2Wc7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2015 06:48
  • RT @SummerRay: Stuck for a name for your band? Type nonsense into your iPhone text box and let autocorrect work its magic. http://t.co/N6fl…
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To recap: 16 &17yr olds shouldn't get the vote. They should stick to childish things like joining the army, marrying and paying taxes #PMQs
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2015 11:09
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FIFA's postponement of bidding for 2026 World Cup condemned by joint favourites Mordor and Sepp Blatter's back yard.
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2015 10:21
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I admire lots about Brian May: nice guy, top guitaring, politics, a Ph.D, but above all I love how he signs all his tweets "Bri" - Dave
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2015 09:10
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Weird. How could pension reforms rushed through as a pre-election bribe have possibly led to chaos and vulnerable people being ripped off?
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2015 08:34

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