David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 190,232 as of 07 May 15 10:44:30

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: http://t.co/TDfy0liSpV


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Let's give Cameron 5 more years so he can finish the job. Because there are still some people on low pay/benefits who haven't used foodbanks
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2015 09:22
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Even if you're in a safe seat, I'd say it's vital to vote Labour as Tories will attempt to use size of national vote to cling to power.
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 May 2015 07:54
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I'd ask you to vote because even if you think Party A is bad, Party B is awful and in that gap, countless lives can be massively improved.
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 May 2015 07:35
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A poem for the general election. #GE2015 #VoteCameronOut pic.twitter.com/FiBd4jZBmi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2015 07:11
  • A poem for the general election. #GE2015 #VoteCameronOut http://t.co/FiBd4jZBmi
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Feeling confident as a brief look at the feeds of people I follow shows Tories on about 0.2%. What could possibly go wrong?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 May 2015 22:58
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An election reminder of the Tory update to the Monopoly rules. (done with @hennell) pic.twitter.com/4jtHQI1CVl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 May 2015 21:37
  • An election reminder of the Tory update to the Monopoly rules. 
(done with @hennell) http://t.co/4jtHQI1CVl
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Contrary to what one of your songs says, we *do* remember you, Errol Brown. Thanks for the school disco memories. RIP.
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 May 2015 17:34
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RT @haveigotnews: Cameron complains that Miliband could enter No.10 without an overall majority, “which was my idea.”
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 May 2015 12:10
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"What about food banks…" Tories: "SNP" "Who'll suffer the £12bn welfare cuts?" "SNP" "The NHS is…" "SNP!" "Can we talk policies" "SNP! SNP!"
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 May 2015 07:48
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A reminder of how the Tories/the Sun hope we'll behave at the election. pic.twitter.com/3iWypC9lPo
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 May 2015 22:06
  • A reminder of how the Tories/the Sun hope we'll behave at the election. http://t.co/3iWypC9lPo
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Bloody hell! Why can't the Telegraph, Sun, Mail and Express just come off the fence and tell us who we should vote for?
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 May 2015 21:50
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Blimey! Now I've seen his old photos I know: je suis Ed Miliband. pic.twitter.com/GMoNKlkhk2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2015 21:07
  • Blimey! Now I've seen his old photos I know: je suis Ed Miliband. http://t.co/GMoNKlkhk2
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RT @HuffPostUKPics: Man accidentally recreates THAT bar scene from 'Only Fools and Horses'. http://t.co/SiE0v4KRSN pic.twitter.com/TFfzwkPq25
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2015 18:29
  • RT @HuffPostUKPics: Man accidentally recreates THAT bar scene from 'Only Fools and Horses'. http://t.co/SiE0v4KRSN http://t.co/TFfzwkPq25
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Looks like the Tories have resorted to those vans again. #GE2015 pic.twitter.com/1VSbSlmZsB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2015 10:10
  • Looks like the Tories have resorted to those vans again. #GE2015 http://t.co/1VSbSlmZsB
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Cameron positions himself for after the election by referring to Tories as George Bush and Labour as Al Gore.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 May 2015 07:14
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A reminder: Cameron said "judge me on my record". Ok. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) #ToriesOutNow http://t.co/W3UgyXI5DW pic.twitter.com/BOWCbD6BpZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2015 18:50
  • A reminder: Cameron said "judge me on my record". Ok.
(done for @huffpostukcom) #ToriesOutNow 
http://t.co/W3UgyXI5DW http://t.co/BOWCbD6BpZ
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He ducked 1-on-1 debates but at least Cameron turned up to face the other leaders today at #CitizensUK and oh sorry he pulled out yesterday.
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 May 2015 16:53
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Can't wait to hear what all the other babies named today have been called.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2015 14:48
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RT @Pandamoanimum: To whoever translated this menu, I salute you. pic.twitter.com/B7IuuvEwKC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2015 11:23
  • RT @Pandamoanimum: To whoever translated this menu, I salute you. http://t.co/B7IuuvEwKC
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Growth May 2010: 1.0% Growth May 2015: 0.3% Don't let the economy go back to square one. Though, actually, square one looks pretty good.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2015 10:24
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Nice to have a day celebrating brave rebels fighting a ruthless empire that'd do anything to rule. May the 7th be with you. #VoteCameronOut
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 May 2015 08:14
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RT @mrmarksteel: Here's my column, I've had enough sitting on the fence and made my mind up http://t.co/mKG7u5wRxd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 May 2015 20:56
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Original draft, now deleted, said: "Champions! Come on the blues… #Everton" #villagate https://t.co/wDcgYUbJ7r
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 May 2015 14:33
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Tories: "Trust us on the NHS. We're proud of our track record". In other news, has anyone seen Andrew Lansley? #WheresAndrewLansley
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 May 2015 11:00
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#RoyalBaby in emojis 👪😀👑🇬🇧👸🏻👱🏻😘😜💪💋👅♋️👉👌🍑🍆💦💥📆🕑🕝⏳9⃣🌘🌗🌒⌚️🎥💻⏰❓🔜⏳👸🏻🚑🏥💻📹🎥🎥💻⁉️KayBurley👸🏻🙏️😷😳😖😓😤😨😖😱😵😫😖😮🙀🙈🔥😵😵😵💨👶🏻👑😀😍👏👍🚼🎥📹🇬🇧💻🎊🎉🇬🇧💖👸🏻👱🏻👶🏻😊👋🚙🏰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 May 2015 09:33
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Farage's BBC bias claim disproved by bar chart showing #bbcqt appearances (only bar chart visible from space) #marr pic.twitter.com/CA7WgZlSXc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 May 2015 08:34
  • Farage's BBC bias claim disproved by bar chart showing #bbcqt appearances (only bar chart visible from space) #marr http://t.co/CA7WgZlSXc
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Why it's so important to vote this time even in seats with huge majorities. https://t.co/giSBhROLgZ #VoteCameronOut
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 May 2015 07:37
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[Aug 2014, night-time] Will: Please, Kate. Kate: God, you're obsessed with our baby having the same birthday as Beckham. Come on then...
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2015 20:48
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Tomorrow's newspaper scare story all ready to go: "SNP replace #RoyalBaby with one of their own" (ta @SimonHume) pic.twitter.com/odqEHiUgQn
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2015 18:09
  • Tomorrow's newspaper scare story all ready to go: "SNP replace #RoyalBaby with one of their own"
(ta @SimonHume) http://t.co/odqEHiUgQn
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William and Kate confirm this #RoyalBaby could be the last if Tories limit child benefit and other state handouts to two kids.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 02 May 2015 13:23
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Royal Baby names: latest odds. pic.twitter.com/So1FGywBxD
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2015 11:04
  • Royal Baby names: latest odds. http://t.co/So1FGywBxD
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Protein World congratulates #RoyalBaby on being birth body ready.
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2015 10:40
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UKIP to introduce Australian-style points system for all new babies. #fullup #RoyalBaby
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2015 09:30
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And so the obsession begins. A lot of disappointment from royal superfans that the Queen didn't cut a ribbon to "declare this vagina open".
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 May 2015 08:44
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If there's a contest for fast-forwarding thru the ads on Sky+ at top speed and stopping just where the show restarts I'll take you all on.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 May 2015 22:36
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Updated via TweetDeck at 01 May 2015 11:08
  • Latest #CameronBrainFarts: updated list. http://t.co/Q2DTvQqmVW
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Only 6 days left to save the country*! #GE2015 *Cameron's career https://t.co/K5xJo6gI0q
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 01 May 2015 10:22
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Farage is right to punish BBC for anti-UKIP bias as there were at least 2 Question Times he wasn't on last year.
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 May 2015 08:46
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RT @wallaceme: If you ever think you're having a bad day... #Waterloo pic.twitter.com/iEE1bD4H4i
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 May 2015 07:44
  • RT @wallaceme: If you ever think you're having a bad day... #Waterloo http://t.co/iEE1bD4H4i
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It's amazing to think that this time next week we'll FINALLY still not know who the next Prime Minister will be. And this time next month.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 May 2015 07:07
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Massive surge on the National Grid as everyone switches on their kettles #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Apr 2015 20:02
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"2010: Coalition with LibDems formed in the national interest. 2015: Dodgy deals in dark rooms with SNP holding the country hostage" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Apr 2015 19:30
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What the Tories say vs what they mean. (done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom) #bbcqt http://t.co/I7GRVOiSRy pic.twitter.com/ALYuNodGHh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2015 19:27
  • What the Tories say vs what they mean.
(done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom) #bbcqt 
http://t.co/I7GRVOiSRy http://t.co/ALYuNodGHh
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Reminder of Cameron's plans for Under 25s http://t.co/1yD1evmr0k (done for @HuffPostUKCom)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2015 19:09
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Purposely ignoring someone you know in the street, and they don't play the game...
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2015 18:06
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A reminder of how the Tories hope we'll behave on election day. pic.twitter.com/fVOSTrZM9r
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Apr 2015 16:05
  • A reminder of how the Tories hope we'll behave on election day. http://t.co/fVOSTrZM9r
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Comedy names and travel fails in the April podcast. With @TracyAnnO, @Jaynesharp, @adamhess1 http://t.co/gfevmZ6XlU pic.twitter.com/NphXa3Avkc
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Apr 2015 11:58
  • Comedy names and travel fails in the April podcast. With @TracyAnnO, @Jaynesharp, @adamhess1 
http://t.co/gfevmZ6XlU http://t.co/NphXa3Avkc
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Leaked Tory welfare cuts include capping child benefit at 2 kids. Any further children can be left in a pub.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 30 Apr 2015 10:56
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RT @Donnie_Fairburn: "Son, hey son" Yeah dad? "Know why we named you Adopted?" *Sighs* Because I'm adop- "BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED" Good one …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Apr 2015 10:10
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"We will pass a law to lock taxes till 2020" Translation: "We will pass a law to cut £8bn welfare from the most vulnerable children by 2020"
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Apr 2015 07:26
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The NHS lapel badge Jeremy Hunt wears is the exact size to which he'd like to shrink the NHS #newsnight pic.twitter.com/pDuPG567Vt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 22:17
  • The NHS lapel badge Jeremy Hunt wears is the exact size to which he'd like to shrink the NHS #newsnight http://t.co/pDuPG567Vt
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For a crazy legal high, simply look quickly back and forth between the English and Scottish Sun. #MindBlown pic.twitter.com/UuZRaAAcWG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 21:48
  • For a crazy legal high, simply look quickly back and forth between the English and Scottish Sun. #MindBlown http://t.co/UuZRaAAcWG
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RT @virginmedia: Ask your date what they're into. If they point to someone else in the room, it's not going to work #FirstDateTips #FirstDates
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 21:37
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Cameron: "We'll make our tax pledge a law." "What about all your other election pledges?" Cameron: "Er... we'll make our tax pledge a law."
Updated via TweetDeck at 29 Apr 2015 18:58
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Happy #InternationalDanceDay. Here's some people dancing to Daft Punk. (made with @HandfaceVideo for @HuffPostUKCom) https://t.co/NWjkLoQcLw
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 13:01
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Cameron's right about Miliband/Brand. How can you respect someone who stoops so low as to actually defend their policies in a 1-on-1 debate?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 08:55
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"We are the only party you can trust with the economy and by the way have some money, lots of money, who wants some free money?!" - Tories.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Apr 2015 07:20
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Tories: "Yes, overall growth's down, but there's still strong growth in food banks, zero hour jobs, A&E queues, non-dom tax avoidance etc"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Apr 2015 22:15
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Cameron: "Ed Miliband talking to Russell Brand? Ridiculous! I go out of my way not to debate with anyone"
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Apr 2015 13:26
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The Tory Book Of Revelation: the Sturgeonites. (done with @RobinFlavell for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/OW742GdISQ pic.twitter.com/gMjh7nf4Sj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Apr 2015 12:12
  • The Tory Book Of Revelation: the Sturgeonites. 
(done with @RobinFlavell for @huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/OW742GdISQ http://t.co/gMjh7nf4Sj
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So Miliband visited Russell Brand? Probably wanted some tips on how to attract women but I bet Ed didn't give him any. I thank you.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 28 Apr 2015 08:10
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Cameron today: "Deutsche Bank is part of Labour's failed past" Previously, on the general election: https://t.co/UpqPCcoQY9
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Apr 2015 07:39
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Happy Nicola Sturgeon Day (according to most of the newspapers) #EdBallsDay
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Apr 2015 07:20
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The real excitement of this election lies in trying to work out which of the two main parties the Sun, Mail and Telegraph will back.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Apr 2015 22:03
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What the Tories say vs what they mean. (done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/I7GRVOiSRy pic.twitter.com/ALYuNodGHh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Apr 2015 19:28
  • What the Tories say vs what they mean.
(done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom)
http://t.co/I7GRVOiSRy http://t.co/ALYuNodGHh
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RT @sturdyAlex: Signatory 4143 of the "small business owners" letter is "Stanley Ward Conservative Club". How utterly embarrassing. http://pic.twitter.com/lQdLJKmS7s
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Apr 2015 11:23
  • RT @sturdyAlex: Signatory 4143 of the "small business owners" letter is "Stanley Ward Conservative Club". How utterly embarrassing. http://…
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RT @Pandamoanimum: How to fold a fitted sheet Hold sheet lengthwise with corner in each hand Fold in half Roll into a ball Call it a dick …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Apr 2015 10:16
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Today's Telegraph: latest update. pic.twitter.com/V8l5ijrvFT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Apr 2015 08:29
  • Today's Telegraph: latest update. http://t.co/V8l5ijrvFT
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"So your policies are?" David Cameron: "SNP!" "The NHS is…" DC: "Look! A letter from 5000 Tory voters!" "Food banks are..." DC: "SNP SNP!"
Updated via TweetDeck at 27 Apr 2015 07:09
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Big policy announcement: Tories to guarantee everyone an open letter in the Telegraph by 2020.
Updated via TweetDeck at 26 Apr 2015 21:51
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RT @MooseAllain: Sad to hear that the inventor of motorway breaks has died. He will be remembered at a number of services across the countr…
Updated via TweetDeck at 26 Apr 2015 17:46
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In this week's All In It Together, the number of food bank users hits 1 million while the richest 1000 get £28bn richer in a year.
Updated via TweetDeck at 26 Apr 2015 10:39
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Running #LondonMarathon today. Hope I don't confuse anyone with my elite Kenyan athlete costume.
Updated via TweetDeck at 26 Apr 2015 09:14
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"Allowing Scottish People Their Democratic Right To Have A Say In How The UK Is Run Is Worst Crisis Since Abdication" pic.twitter.com/J4ociStLlT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2015 21:02
  • "Allowing Scottish People Their Democratic Right To Have A Say In How The UK Is Run Is Worst Crisis Since Abdication" http://t.co/J4ociStLlT
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RT @jessbrammar: SNP/LAB PACT LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE SECOND WORLD WAR pic.twitter.com/lOOZMPHDyH
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Apr 2015 20:54
  • RT @jessbrammar: SNP/LAB PACT LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE SECOND WORLD WAR http://t.co/lOOZMPHDyH
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West Ham fans make do with a point at QPR. pic.twitter.com/Kt1MOQAYmi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2015 15:53
  • West Ham fans make do with a point at QPR. http://t.co/Kt1MOQAYmi
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You may be brilliant and witty, an inspirational, charismatic genius, but if you prefer normal to blackcurrant Lemsip I can't respect you.
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Apr 2015 15:27
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David Cameron's passion for West Ham reminds me of this piece of genius from @Aiannucci's Time Trumpet. https://t.co/DHuadJdnrn
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Apr 2015 11:53
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Top 3 Cameron "brain fades": "I'd rather you support West Ham" "The NHS is safe in our hands" "We are the party of working people"
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Apr 2015 10:49
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Twitter waits with bated breath for news of #RoyalBaby, a thousand Labour/in labour jokes at the ready...
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2015 08:19
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People in the media. Here's a handy flowchart to help you decide what to say about the SNP and the DUP. pic.twitter.com/nRIX55zG9M
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2015 20:59
  • People in the media. Here's a handy flowchart to help you decide what to say about the SNP and the DUP. http://t.co/nRIX55zG9M
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The commentary really adds to this jockey wardrobe malfunction: rear of the field, modesty truly in 3rd position http://t.co/57XSI4XcLh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2015 17:22
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Allow me to recommend some top radio by @TracyAnnO on @BBCRadio4 this afternoon. http://t.co/HL1d2UNtEk
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Apr 2015 11:28
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TORY GUIDE TO THINGS YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT Foreign policy eg Libya NHS (= weaponising) Inequality (= envy) THINGS YOU CAN TALK ABOUT The SNP
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Apr 2015 07:10
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RT @Jason_Spacey: The first page of the Ukip manifesto makes interesting reading (Done with @davidschneider) #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/Dt6auFFvMH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Apr 2015 23:11
  • RT @Jason_Spacey: The first page of the Ukip manifesto makes interesting reading (Done with @davidschneider) #bbcqt http://t.co/Dt6auFFvMH
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I have to say that, for once, the LibDems didn't put a foot wrong tonight #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 22:45
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Starting to think I might vote for the IFS candidate. They sound good. #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 22:39
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Hague: "There are 116,000 more people in work in the West Midlands, some of whom are even earning enough to feed their family" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 22:34
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The Tories reveal details of where they'll find the money for their welfare cuts. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/ln5z270hbb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Apr 2015 22:26
  • The Tories reveal details of where they'll find the money for their welfare cuts. #bbcqt http://t.co/ln5z270hbb
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"Scotland, stay with us! We love you! Just don't have any say in how we run the country" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 22:08
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Hague: "The SNP shouldn't try to set Scotland against England and England against Scotland. That's what we're doing" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 22:05
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Nuttall: "African Union, UN, Arab League should all be involved." If only there was an organisation that represented Europe as well. #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 21:49
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Osborne: "Deutsche Bank warn of chaos of Labour government. Trust them, they know." In other news, Deutsche Bank fined £2.5bn over Libor.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Apr 2015 15:26
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I'm loving this I Am An Immigrant poster campaign #StGeorgesDay #ProudToBeEnglish (Ta @Ross_Owen) pic.twitter.com/Z4hDhfbDv1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Apr 2015 11:50
  • I'm loving this I Am An Immigrant poster campaign #StGeorgesDay #ProudToBeEnglish 
(Ta @Ross_Owen) http://t.co/Z4hDhfbDv1
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[Tory HQ] "Is the NHS on Labour's planner today?" "No." "OK, put Major and Boris back in the cage. Media successfully distracted. Go SNP!"
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 10:15
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RT @MrMichaelSpicer: If you find yourself leaving work with a colleague and realising you'll have to get the train together, a handy tip is…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Apr 2015 09:56
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RT @death_stairs: On St George's Day, the Irish celebrate by drinking loads of tea, wearing foam hats shaped like a cup and saucer and disc…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Apr 2015 07:38
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In the full story of St George, the dragon was determined to hold England to ransom and scrap Trident. #ToryFacts
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Apr 2015 07:29
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"Bloody bears. Coming over here, eating our marmalade" - Farage on Paddington. #newsnight
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Apr 2015 21:46

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