David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 190,232 as of 24 Nov 14 19:54:41

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: http://t.co/TDfy0liSpV


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Here's the latest map of Twitter (by @Pandamoanimum, @davidlbereseford and me) pic.twitter.com/0OAJgKcSII
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Oct 2014 07:42
  • Here's the latest map of Twitter 
(by @pandamoanimum, @davidlbereseford and me) http://t.co/0OAJgKcSII
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I'm off for a while to direct the excellent @joshwiddicombe's sitcom, coming soon to a BBC near you. In the meantime, I leave you with this:
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Oct 2014 07:41
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Hunt: "Lord Freud is passionate about getting people to work (for £2 per hour)" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 22:35
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Hunt: "Nurses are working very hard and we must give them credit for that. But not money" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 22:24
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A reminder of what nurses could do to get a decent pay rise #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/Gci0JcPatD
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 22:14
  • A reminder of what nurses could do to get a decent pay rise #bbcqt http://t.co/Gci0JcPatD
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"The Tories are selling the NHS, it's understaffed, waiting times are huge" "But Hunt's got a badge" "OK. It's safe in their hands" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 22:10
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I hear Twitter can occasionally be used to promote oneself so here's an episode of my radio sitcom: http://t.co/HNSa6j5h63
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 20:44
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RT @G_Foz: Oh dear lord, the pain they must have gone through. pic.twitter.com/K0ruj6rtzR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Oct 2014 13:58
  • RT @G_Foz: Oh dear lord, the pain they must have gone through. http://t.co/K0ruj6rtzR
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Jeremy Hunt's right. Mistakes have cost the NHS billions, especially that one that reorganised it totally from the top down.
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Oct 2014 07:33
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Earlier this evening I wrote "who's" instead of "whose" in a tweet. I would like to apologise to all peddants. Still, their's worse sins.
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Oct 2014 22:20
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RT @haveigotnews: Lord Freud says something out loud that probably should have stayed in his head. If only there were a name for this kind …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Oct 2014 21:40
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RT @played_well: Well played student. pic.twitter.com/Q32JtcS248
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Oct 2014 19:25
  • RT @played_well: Well played student. http://t.co/Q32JtcS248
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There's only one type of person who's work is worth £2 an hour and that's Lord Freud.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Oct 2014 18:55
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RT @TomCraine: 1st proper day of sitcom read throughs with @joshwiddicombe @TheRealJackDee @davidschneider. Ridiculously excited. http://t.pic.twitter.com/gV19BL8p6g
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Oct 2014 09:14
  • RT @TomCraine: 1st proper day of sitcom read throughs with @joshwiddicombe @TheRealJackDee @davidschneider. Ridiculously excited. http://t.…
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Vote UKIP to Stop foreign aid to Limit clean water/health provision in Africa to Hamper fight against infectious diseases #VoteUKIPGetEbola
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Oct 2014 07:35
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RT @bbcapprentice: #TheApprentice_  _   __ / \_// \_/____\ ._/ \_/ :  :  //____ \\ /  :: |  | /    \ |__:|__|__|\\___/ .\_-_/ \_-_/_\_-_/_…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Oct 2014 20:56
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RT @ScoundrelsUK: The nice thing about The Apprentice is that it keeps struggling actors in work. They ARE actors, right?! #TheApprentice
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Oct 2014 20:19
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RT @Pandamoanimum: For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, here's a dog that looks a lot like Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/z5gvFlhC4P
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Oct 2014 17:33
  • RT @Pandamoanimum: For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, here's a dog that looks a lot like Nigel Farage. http://t.co/z5gvFlhC4P
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RT @astroehlein: I don't live in a particularly tough neighbourhood... pic.twitter.com/26x3MMtj7e
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Oct 2014 12:23
  • RT @astroehlein: I don't live in a particularly tough neighbourhood... http://t.co/26x3MMtj7e
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Government relaxed about driving NHS morale so low they can no longer keep staff as they can always use Trident against Ebola.
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Oct 2014 07:46
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RT @rosentweets: A new #Plebs and a new slave tonight with @davidschneider and @timkeyperson. @itv2 at 10. @PlebsComedy http://t.co/DOQdrEOpic.twitter.com/DOQdrEO0xN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Oct 2014 20:13
  • RT @rosentweets: A new #Plebs and a new slave tonight with @davidschneider and @timkeyperson. @Itv2 at 10. @PlebsComedy http://t.co/DOQdrEO…
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Leadership debate latest. Broadcasters concede they are not averse to the leader of the Green Party watching one or more debates.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Oct 2014 17:55
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RT @sixthformpoet: It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their …
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Oct 2014 12:41
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Top tips for nurses on how to get a pay rise #NHSstrike pic.twitter.com/jKcSsQrojj
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Oct 2014 08:53
  • Top tips for nurses on how to get a pay rise #NHSstrike http://t.co/jKcSsQrojj
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Bloody unions. Bringing the country to its knees with their looking after the sick and changing bedpans and preparing to deal with Ebola.
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Oct 2014 08:32
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RT @JonnyGeller: Psychological Thriller in 3 texts pic.twitter.com/ururqKjDfE
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Oct 2014 17:47
  • RT @JonnyGeller: Psychological Thriller in 3 texts http://t.co/ururqKjDfE
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Looks like Sterling might be coming on soon. He's stripping off his pyjamas #tired #EstvEng
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Oct 2014 17:19
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RT @eleanorokane: My favourite ever @guardian Correction and Clarification… pic.twitter.com/8fJ6tQNVRU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Oct 2014 15:35
  • RT @eleanorokane: My favourite ever @guardian Correction and Clarification… http://t.co/8fJ6tQNVRU
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I like how the Guardian's started giving nicknames to its writers pic.twitter.com/nPW6gNCvXE
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 12 Oct 2014 13:50
  • I like how the Guardian's started giving nicknames to its writers http://t.co/nPW6gNCvXE
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RT @_youhadonejob: Not the best ad placement. http://t.co/tvNgODRznc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Oct 2014 13:03
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How the UK has changed: 2010 David Cameron hugs a husky to get elected. 2015 Ed Miliband strangles a migrant to get elected.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 12 Oct 2014 11:01
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My favourite moment from the Thorne Travel ad https://t.co/GCy6OHlJPx If you've not seen it yet: http://t.co/pfI26sEpu0 (HT @Pandamoanimum)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 20:44
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This is so depressing #happy #xfactor
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 20:00
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RT @0point5twins: Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill peop…
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 11 Oct 2014 15:06
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Roy Keane shaves off beard to reveal reason he grew one in the first place: a tattoo (ta @SimonHume) pic.twitter.com/yklEirakRh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 14:18
  • Roy Keane shaves off beard to reveal reason he grew one in the first place: a tattoo
(ta @SimonHume) http://t.co/yklEirakRh
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So, David Cameron, how's all that lancing the UKIP boil by offering a referendum going for you?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Oct 2014 10:15
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RT @DrScienceCat: It took me an insanely long time to realize that these were in fact not tiny brontosauruses pic.twitter.com/YBpLdixWSH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 20:49
  • RT @DrScienceCat: It took me an insanely long time to realize that these were in fact not tiny brontosauruses http://t.co/YBpLdixWSH
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RT @haveigotnews: Clacton will no longer welcome people with non-white faces, who struggle with English. Producers confirm rethink of TOWIE…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 14:40
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"Bloody foreigners. Coming over here, using our NHS, winning the Nobel Peace Prize" - UKIP/Tories etc #Malala
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 13:09
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Hello. If you fancy winning a couple of tickets to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels in the West End, get thee to @ScoundrelsUK for 1pm.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 11:52
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Clacton creates political earthquake by electing the same bloke they did before. (ht @WomenDefyUKIP)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 10:37
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UKIP's by-election results show the UK has moved significantly to the right which, ironically, puts it that much closer to Europe.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Oct 2014 07:15
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A reminder of the map of the world according to UKIP #bbcqt (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/Ny1RBbwDwB
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Oct 2014 21:54
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The Tories are the only party capable of delivering a referendum, at least until all their MPs have defected #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Oct 2014 21:49
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UKIP making promises they can't fulfil in Clacton (ta @Ross_Owen) pic.twitter.com/fKFrrRMjHS
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Oct 2014 17:20
  • UKIP making promises they can't fulfil in Clacton
(ta @Ross_Owen) http://t.co/fKFrrRMjHS
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RT @AcademicsSay: A. Knock knock. B. Who's there. A. To. B. To who. A. To whom.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Oct 2014 11:54
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RT @ScoundrelsUK: 🍀 THIS TWEET IS BLESSED! 🍀 RT NOW AND KEEP IT IN YOUR TIMELINE FOR GOOD LUCK! 🍀 YOU DO TRUST US, DON'T YOU?#SCOUNDRELSRELS…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Oct 2014 11:42
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Looks like UKIP may have already won the day in Clacton (ta @davidlberesford) pic.twitter.com/rssNS8wYK2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Oct 2014 09:44
  • Looks like UKIP may have already won the day in Clacton
(ta @davidlberesford) http://t.co/rssNS8wYK2
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I know I should move on but I can't get over that extra space I left before "vowed" in the previous tweet. Life has lost all its colour.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Oct 2014 09:19
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For his birthday today Cameron's vowed to increase birthdays for anyone earning over 40K and take low-earners out of birthdays altogether.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Oct 2014 09:01
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Bad news for mental health provision as Nick Clegg makes a solemn pledge to improve it. #ldconf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Oct 2014 12:24
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RT @haveigotnews: By-election latest. Gordon Brown offers Clacton full devolution and tax-raising powers if they say no to UKIP.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Oct 2014 10:48
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Good news: if UKIP win in Clacton they'll have 1 MP which, judging by what happens with the Greens, means you get zero coverage on the BBC.
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Oct 2014 07:43
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RT @davemorrissey64: #wakeupcall for #childrenofSyria. Take a pic first thing, txt SYRIA to 70007 to give £5 (UK) or give… http://t.co/b76ehttp://t.co/b76eOfCRCj
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Oct 2014 07:29
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Not for the first time this year it feels like we're living through the opening scenes of a disaster movie #ebola
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Oct 2014 07:10
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RT @patrick_kidd: End of the World is nigh. A joke doing the rounds in Washington, reported in @TimesDiary today pic.twitter.com/9cLu2t3lQH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Oct 2014 14:24
  • RT @patrick_kidd: End of the World is nigh. A joke doing the rounds in Washington, reported in @TimesDiary today http://t.co/9cLu2t3lQH
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Roy Keane seems like a nice bloke :-/ *is punched in the face by Roy Keane*
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Oct 2014 10:42
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1st pic of this year's Apprentice contestants and they look even more oafish, arrogant and back-stabbing than ever pic.twitter.com/I4VuJCDGLf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Oct 2014 07:52
  • 1st pic of this year's Apprentice contestants and they look even more oafish, arrogant and back-stabbing than ever http://t.co/I4VuJCDGLf
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RT @sageboggs: Caution: you might become fabulous pic.twitter.com/tWUs8KBOaY
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 07 Oct 2014 07:15
  • RT @sageboggs: Caution: you might become fabulous http://t.co/tWUs8KBOaY
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RT @Unnamedinsider: Vince Cable sets out his alternative to Con/Lab policies in his speech earlier today #LibDems pic.twitter.com/9HS8SLkgTD
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 22:59
  • RT @Unnamedinsider: Vince Cable sets out his alternative to Con/Lab policies in his speech earlier today #LibDems http://t.co/9HS8SLkgTD
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Remember: there are good beheaders who are our friends (Saudi Arabia) and bad beheaders who aren't (Islamic State).
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 21:55
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Canadian National Anthem Singing Fail of the Day (HT the brilliant @thei100) http://t.co/L6RzZJYmgL
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 19:49
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Don't know who won the Nobel Prize for Medicine but if they use the same logic they sometimes do with the Peace Prize it was probably Ebola.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 06 Oct 2014 17:50
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The Yes campaign said a No vote would mean a bleak future for Scotland and sure enough, just 3 weeks later, there's the LibDem conference.
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 16:24
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I should just walk into my gym on about January 15th, deposit a few hundred quid and say "See you same time next year". It'd be more honest.
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 15:51
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LibDem strategy: May 2010-Sep 2014 Do as Tories say. Sep 2014-May 2015 Slag Tories. May 2015-Sep 2019 Do as Tories say. Repeat ad nauseam.
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Oct 2014 07:16
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It's like bumping into your ex and they're happy and successful and making wonderful passes to score against you #Cesc #CFCvAFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Oct 2014 14:59
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Good news, Gooners. Opta confirm Arsenal have never lost a Premier League game with a 2.20 kick-off #CFCvAFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Oct 2014 13:15
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No, I *don't* think it's annoying to sing "Take a chance, take a cha-cha-chance" Abba-style whenever someone says "If you change your mind".
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Oct 2014 22:08
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Clarkson: "QUICK! We HAVE to get the next flight out of Argentina!" May: "The next one's to Mexico" Clarkson: "What's the one after that?"
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Oct 2014 14:54
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If you didn't see the Tory proposal for a British Bill of Rights to replace the Human Rights Act, here it is again pic.twitter.com/Vi0lW3EKmT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 13:41
  • If you didn't see the Tory proposal for a British Bill of Rights to replace the Human Rights Act, here it is again http://t.co/Vi0lW3EKmT
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RT @erikhinton: This review summarizes the internet: "Product X saved my life. Would not recommend." pic.twitter.com/DcxdmAJYDn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 11:26
  • RT @erikhinton: This review summarizes the internet: "Product X saved my life. Would not recommend." http://t.co/DcxdmAJYDn
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In case you missed it, here's a thing I did for #FordSMax at Paris Fashion Week. Merci. http://t.co/EOg0aj1TTN https://t.co/4RHwjO0zHJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Oct 2014 11:02
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"But apart from helping victims of domestic violence and rape, and soldiers, and protestors, what's the Human Rights Act ever done for us?"
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Oct 2014 09:20
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I know it's sentimental but maybe we should celebrate Alan Henning's selflessness and generosity by doing something to help someone tomorrow
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Oct 2014 21:14
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This Tory proposal for a British Bill of Rights has got a lot going for it pic.twitter.com/DhGnrbZD7N
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Oct 2014 20:09
  • This Tory proposal for a British Bill of Rights has got a lot going for it http://t.co/DhGnrbZD7N
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If Twitter was a restaurant... pic.twitter.com/1e7MwQfRA3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Oct 2014 09:08
  • If Twitter was a restaurant... http://t.co/1e7MwQfRA3
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Freud said slips of the tongue reveal your truest, hidden thoughts. Who do you resent, Prime Minister? http://t.co/M8pUyOCtwl
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 03 Oct 2014 07:01
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Tories: "We promise to keep GP surgeries open 7 days a week, though there may not be any GPs there" #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 22:31
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According to BBC rules we only need one more mention of Nigel Farage and he joins the panel #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 22:07
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Remember the facts: 7 billion Conservative pounds can be magicked from nowhere unlike 7 billion Labour pounds #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 21:42
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RT @paulbradshaw: I've noticed a security flaw on Brussels Airlines... pic.twitter.com/AqSiXL4Gw6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Oct 2014 18:58
  • RT @paulbradshaw: I've noticed a security flaw on Brussels Airlines... http://t.co/AqSiXL4Gw6
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It's only a matter of time before Tony Blair says we should launch air strikes against Ebola.
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 17:35
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David Cameron. Why not cut out the middle man by getting someone on benefits to pay £500 directly to someone who's comfortably off?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Oct 2014 14:21
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I feel far from wise Saying nowt rhymes with "poem" So thanks for your replies Re Noam, know 'em and phloem. (etc) #NationalPoetryDay
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Oct 2014 13:31
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It's an irony that Except "jeroboam" There isn't a word You can rhyme with "poem". #NationalPoetryDay
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Oct 2014 13:11
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RT @Cassetteboy: Blown away by all the nice comments about Cameron's Conference Rap. Thanks everyone. In case you missed it - http://t.cohttp://t.co/MX8ZcnQ7HS
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 07:50
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I hate Cameron Speech Boxing Day. Nothing in the fridge but leftover uncosted election bribes and curried Ukippery.
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Oct 2014 07:34
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Triumphant Farage reveals latest defector to UKIP (ta @Ross_Owen) pic.twitter.com/r7DNsza1uI
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 Oct 2014 21:17
  • Triumphant Farage reveals latest defector to UKIP
(ta @Ross_Owen) http://t.co/r7DNsza1uI
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Cameron calls Tories the "trade union for hardworking people". In other news, lion calls lions the "health & safety executive for antelopes"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Oct 2014 16:50
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How Tory policy affects you: a handy flowchart #cpc14 (done for @HuffPostUKCom) http://t.co/a6KAmRF7ja pic.twitter.com/2QIQ1Pqmwt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Oct 2014 16:00
  • How Tory policy affects you: a handy flowchart #cpc14 
(done for @huffpostukcom)
http://t.co/a6KAmRF7ja http://t.co/2QIQ1Pqmwt
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RT @HuffPostUKCom: We do hope David Cameron's conference speech goes like this today... http://t.co/JsMzp8tqlO pic.twitter.com/ssB3dbjvnQ
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 01 Oct 2014 09:17
  • RT @HuffPostUKCom: We do hope David Cameron's conference speech goes like this today... http://t.co/JsMzp8tqlO http://t.co/ssB3dbjvnQ
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At least the government is sticking to its timetable on devolution for Scotland #indyref pic.twitter.com/IGk9ztIR8M
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 Oct 2014 08:30
  • At least the government is sticking to its timetable on devolution for Scotland #indyref http://t.co/IGk9ztIR8M
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Osborne: "Truth or Dare?" Cameron: "Dare" Osborne: "Say we can be trusted on the NHS" Cameron: "Damn you!" #NoTopDownReorganisation #CPC14
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 Oct 2014 07:12
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RT @evilpez4: Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire. pic.twitter.com/SUdACXkwcf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Oct 2014 06:45
  • RT @evilpez4: Whoever's naming the adoptable kitties at the SPCA is on fire. http://t.co/SUdACXkwcf
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The problem with dogging in forests is that sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Sep 2014 22:41
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First draft of extremists undertaking "harmful activity" who'll be subject to Theresa May's new powers #CPC14 pic.twitter.com/ZGBp83SW9T
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Sep 2014 19:48
  • First draft of extremists undertaking "harmful activity" who'll be subject to Theresa May's new powers #CPC14 http://t.co/ZGBp83SW9T
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"I'm innumerate and Windows 10 was my idea."
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Sep 2014 19:00

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