David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 259,352 as of 28 Aug 16 17:33:50

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: https://t.co/X200PvU1Tu


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"Minister, there are too few doctors" Hunt: "I know! Let's drive more away" "But it'll break the NHS" *Hunt smiles* pic.twitter.com/2Sjuyj1IzZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Aug 2016 21:56
  • "Minister, there are too few doctors"
Hunt: "I know! Let's drive more away"
"But it'll break the NHS"
*Hunt smiles* https://t.co/2Sjuyj1IzZ
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At last, Vardy in an Arsenal shirt. Proof that Wenger always gets his man. Sort of. #LCFCvAFC pic.twitter.com/VW0JlR3Cix
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Aug 2016 18:28
  • At last, Vardy in an Arsenal shirt. Proof that Wenger always gets his man. Sort of. #LCFCvAFC https://t.co/VW0JlR3Cix
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On a TV network somewhere, a presenter feels a first hint of worry at their promise to present in their pants if Hull win the league.
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Aug 2016 16:06
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Stoke need to bring on someone who's hungry to turn this game around and score for them, like Joe Hart. #STOMCI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Aug 2016 13:05
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Final call for writers wanting to enter the #TinyTales competition. WARNING: I’m judging it. https://t.co/ZHFF5wk2rD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Aug 2016 11:08
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Osborne's Help to Buy ISA promise turns out to be such a huge lie he's agreed to write it on the side of a bus. https://t.co/Rpc7Klw95m
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Aug 2016 08:23
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Still one of the best ever photos: Dad at a Justin Bieber concert. #WorldPhotoDay pic.twitter.com/1JsLDXBiwP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Aug 2016 17:55
  • Still one of the best ever photos: Dad at a Justin Bieber concert. #WorldPhotoDay https://t.co/1JsLDXBiwP
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The honest map of the #NightTube. (done for @HuffPostUKCom with @Pandamoanimum) pic.twitter.com/hxcbMkg0Dc
Updated via TweetDeck at 19 Aug 2016 15:08
  • The honest map of the #NightTube.

(done for @Huffpostukcom with @Pandamoanimum) https://t.co/hxcbMkg0Dc
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Tories: “Stop investment! There’s no money. Austerity! Cuts!” *#Rio2016 happens* “See how investment pays off with all the medals! Go us!
Updated via TweetDeck at 19 Aug 2016 13:46
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Congratulations to Ryan Lochte and his teammates for their gold medal in the 4 x 100m We-lie. #Rio2016
Updated via TweetDeck at 19 Aug 2016 10:44
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RT @lucej_xox: Labour are red, Dave's fucked up Britain, https://t.co/o3l3PqULRK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Aug 2016 21:28
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I like what Owen Smith says about the EU. There I said it. Put staying in in the manifesto. Let people vote on it. #LabourLeadership
Updated via TweetDeck at 18 Aug 2016 19:24
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Trump releases musical version of Brexit tweet. (HT @ballantine70) https://t.co/0J8zxl6paQ
Updated via Vine - Make a Scene at 18 Aug 2016 18:20
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Roses are red The sane run for the exit https://t.co/kZsMgKzdnT
Updated via TweetDeck at 18 Aug 2016 12:45
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Government stresses that a main cause of childhood obesity is inactivity, which is also a description of their strategy. #ObesityStrategy
Updated via TweetDeck at 18 Aug 2016 09:58
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If you’ve not got good #alevelresults, don’t worry. I did really well but now waste all my time doing bad jokes and photoshops on Twitter.
Updated via TweetDeck at 18 Aug 2016 08:30
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Apols to @PrimlyStable who did the Prince Charles joke before the rest of us got there. https://t.co/9ppvHjMwSA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Aug 2016 07:35
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Getting #alevelsresults? Remember Prince Charles only got 2 (a B and a C) yet still went on to Cambridge and is next in line for the throne.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Aug 2016 07:08
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Roses are red They’re good when love calls This format’s grown tired so thank God for https://t.co/MTw7F3TOOe
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Aug 2016 14:42
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Writers! A reminder to enter a 3-sentence story for the #TinyTales animation competition I'm judging. Thank you. https://t.co/ZHFF5wk2rD
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Aug 2016 07:15
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Trump: "How dare the media make up lies and say whatever they want, no matter how untrue! That's my job!"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Aug 2016 17:22
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RT @HugoGiraudel: Can this be ever more Twitter? pic.twitter.com/3Kz6PYWuX7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Aug 2016 07:06
  • RT @HugoGiraudel: Can this be ever more Twitter? https://t.co/3Kz6PYWuX7
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Triumphant Olympic street gymnastics. (HT @IamLauraT) https://t.co/gCYoZy36wb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Aug 2016 06:37
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"The judge is a corrupt Blairite!" "The Corbynites are Nazis!" "The PLP are Tories!" Let me know when this is over. pic.twitter.com/AcOMixY7MW
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Aug 2016 13:10
  • "The judge is a corrupt Blairite!"
"The Corbynites are Nazis!"
"The PLP are Tories!"

Let me know when this is over. https://t.co/AcOMixY7MW
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Usain Bolt is so cool he even took a selfie before crossing the line. #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/6A2GhV8CX9
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Aug 2016 07:59
  • Usain Bolt is so cool he even took a selfie before crossing the line. #Rio2016 https://t.co/6A2GhV8CX9
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I’m seeing if I can type this tweet quicker than Usain Bolt’s 100 metres and damn I did a typo and wrote "Bolts" and he won dammit.
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Aug 2016 07:21
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RT @JordanStrack: WOW. Absolutely incredible video of a water rescue in Baton Rouge. This video is from our sister station WAFB. https://t.pic.twitter.com/ONCaAtA2kZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2016 21:33
  • RT @JordanStrack: WOW. Absolutely incredible video of a water rescue in Baton Rouge. This video is from our sister station WAFB. https://t.…
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I have to say the Bank of England’s Quantitive Easing of Olympic medals seems to be working. #Rio2016
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Aug 2016 20:11
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Typical. You wait over 100 years for a gymnastics gold medal then 2 come along at once. #MaxWhitlock #Rio2016
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Aug 2016 19:15
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RT @RobinFlavell: A pommel horse vaults into a parallel bar. The barman says "Is this a joke about gymnastics?". The horse beams.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Aug 2016 19:02
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Arsenal with their now traditional start to the season. #ARSLIV pic.twitter.com/y19nO8mcyO
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Aug 2016 16:53
  • Arsenal with their now traditional start to the season. #ARSLIV https://t.co/y19nO8mcyO
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If Arsenal win the league this season I’ll watch Match of the Day in my pants. #AFCvLFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Aug 2016 16:16
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A penalty as poor as Moreno’s hairdo. #ARSvLIV
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Aug 2016 15:30
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Can't feed or clothe the kids? No job? Having to use foodbanks? This will give you hope. Apparently. https://t.co/2k6HaXgjyS
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Aug 2016 10:28
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Well done Gary Lineker for actually presenting Match of The Day in his pants. #MOTD (ta @TheRossOwenShow) pic.twitter.com/shl7jwf1ww
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2016 22:15
  • Well done Gary Lineker for actually presenting Match of The Day in his pants. #MOTD 
(ta @TheRossOwenShow) https://t.co/shl7jwf1ww
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Rowing latest. Another gold medal chance for #TeamGB soon in the Men's Twenty-Fours. #Rio2016 (ta @SimonHume) pic.twitter.com/gIPR9188Sb
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2016 19:25
  • Rowing latest. Another gold medal chance for #TeamGB soon in the Men's Twenty-Fours. 
#Rio2016 
(ta @SimonHume) https://t.co/gIPR9188Sb
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David Moyes. Make sure Sunderland win every game by convincing your players it's April.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2016 18:40
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Because privatisation works... https://t.co/kn9jP10jQ3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2016 17:31
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Like swimming, athletics should have different styles: 400m Groucho Marx 4 x 100m Terminator T-1000 face 110m egg-&-spoon hurdles #Rio2016
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Aug 2016 14:46
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RT @SheaSerrano: when you're a parent https://t.co/NgeairoqEM
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 13 Aug 2016 08:19
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Yay! Govt to replace EU funding money till 2020. i.e. a few months maximum once we’ve left. And i.e. only till election. So yeah, good news.
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Aug 2016 07:24
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Ah, Twitter. You never disappoint. pic.twitter.com/my4dwW5g3U
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Aug 2016 18:40
  • Ah, Twitter. You never disappoint. https://t.co/my4dwW5g3U
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Separated at birth... pic.twitter.com/0YiTsqgSLd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Aug 2016 18:04
  • Separated at birth... https://t.co/0YiTsqgSLd
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Ironically, Philip Davies and other meninists disprove their claim that men are innately superior every time they open their mouths.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Aug 2016 14:32
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Reasons To Have An Effective Functioning Opposition No. 14687 https://t.co/uhIXnONBEq
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Aug 2016 09:34
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Icelandic commentator from #Euro2016 commentates on #RogueOne trailer. pic.twitter.com/mSfqygsqPr
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 12 Aug 2016 08:22
  • Icelandic commentator from #Euro2016 commentates on #RogueOne trailer. https://t.co/mSfqygsqPr
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Amazing from the Brits on the #CyclingTrack though still not as impressive as the American team from 1982. #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/pQmILGQQQt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2016 21:51
  • Amazing from the Brits on the #CyclingTrack though still not as impressive as the American team from 1982. #Rio2016 https://t.co/pQmILGQQQt
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The lights just went out at the #LabourLeadership debate. Big thanks to the Department of Metaphors.
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Aug 2016 18:36
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Bloody hell! That green diving pool at #Rio2016 has got even worse. pic.twitter.com/1FPMB9mc4h
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Aug 2016 15:01
  • Bloody hell! That green diving pool at #Rio2016 has got even worse. https://t.co/1FPMB9mc4h
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Maybe the name of one of these journalists explains his lack of tolerance of men hugging. https://t.co/miyuk8m1GM
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 11 Aug 2016 14:00
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RT @SoVeryBritish: "Is it easier if I just call you?" No, texts are working just fine, thank you
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Aug 2016 12:00
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I'm backing Trump because what's vital in a leader is clarity of thought... https://t.co/1Ib7HULD8K
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Aug 2016 07:32
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RT @matt: Impressive Chinese dive. pic.twitter.com/mVLo7Ka1rS
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2016 22:37
  • RT @matt: Impressive Chinese dive. https://t.co/mVLo7Ka1rS
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Who's your favourite Hil(l)ary?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2016 18:04
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Southern rail strike called off so normal service will soon resume. Commuters are not expected to notice any difference. #southernstrike
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2016 14:28
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Don't know about you but I'd far rather have a Health Secretary who wears an NHS badge than enough doctors in A&Es. pic.twitter.com/r7Uu8fxXBm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Aug 2016 11:04
  • Don't know about you but I'd far rather have a Health Secretary who wears an NHS badge than enough doctors in A&Es. https://t.co/r7Uu8fxXBm
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Poor Donald Trump. He's almost at the end of his list of things to say and do to get out of becoming President. pic.twitter.com/Mo2qAMXKBT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Aug 2016 21:31
  • Poor Donald Trump. He's almost at the end of his list of things to say and do to get out of becoming President. https://t.co/Mo2qAMXKBT
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Labour. Still. Even more than before. pic.twitter.com/GYWapZxCv1
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Aug 2016 13:46
  • Labour. Still. Even more than before. https://t.co/GYWapZxCv1
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Man Utd. Don’t feel bad paying so much to get #Pogback as, thanks to Brexit, that £90m is worth roughly the £1.5m you sold him for anyway.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Aug 2016 07:34
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RT @simonblackwell: I've been to this service station. pic.twitter.com/YPqD8KxSCy
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Aug 2016 06:50
  • RT @simonblackwell: I've been to this service station. https://t.co/YPqD8KxSCy
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Meanwhile, in a parallel world, the media is celebrating Dan Goodfellow's bronze and forgetting to mention Tom Daley. #Rio2016 #diving
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Aug 2016 22:35
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RT @thatlot: Are YOU a senior creative yoda of social media? Or your mate? How about your mum? We need one. https://t.co/nF6YrHMuOQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Aug 2016 19:48
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If we all get to the pool early and put in a full 10 hours we can win a gold medal. #mondaymotivation #AdamPeaty
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Aug 2016 10:25
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Southern Rail strike causes severe delays with few trains and misery for commuters - in other words, a slightly better service than normal.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Aug 2016 07:02
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RT @trouteyes: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurknig in the dark. pic.twitter.com/EY3mNPeilL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Aug 2016 14:10
  • RT @trouteyes: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurknig in the dark. https://t.co/EY3mNPeilL
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Let’s talk Jeremy & #EUref JC did 124 events ITV debate alone: 3m viewers If events had average 24K people, OK. If not, he didn’t do enough
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Aug 2016 12:53
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Duran Duran: [counting cash] “You choose somewhere that’ll get the Olympics”. *Midge Ure and Tony Christie look depressed* #RioOlympics2016
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Aug 2016 11:59
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Great to see Tories may allow grammar schools, offering a real chance in life for all kids whose parents can afford tutoring to get them in.
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Aug 2016 09:16
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RT @norock: Of course they bloody do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. pic.twitter.com/FAm6A1eHj0
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Aug 2016 08:18
  • RT @norock: Of course they bloody do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. https://t.co/FAm6A1eHj0
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Does anyone know if the Copacabana is still the hottest spot north of Havana? Are music and passion still the fashion? #RioOlympics2016
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Aug 2016 20:59
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Absolutely in awe of the cyclists in the road race. How the hell do they go so long without checking their phones? #RioOlympics2016
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Aug 2016 18:27
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I'm turning in now for a few hours so I can be fresh for when we get to the countries from N onwards. Night! #OpeningCeremony
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Aug 2016 00:29
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Tonight I’ve learnt my humour doesn’t work in Brazil. As well as the Portuguese for “fuck off”, “godless turd” & “you’re uglier than a worm"
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Aug 2016 00:18
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The Russian athletes have already made it to the Closing Ceremony. #OpeningCeremony
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Aug 2016 00:03
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This is cheerful. Still, at least no-one will have flown to the Olympics. #OpeningCeremony
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Aug 2016 23:45
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Giselle Bundchen showing off a Brazilian skill known as “walking”. #OpeningCeremony
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Aug 2016 23:30
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Here come the Europeans in a dance section called “the arrival of death and syphilis”. #OpeningCeremony
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Aug 2016 23:17
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#OpeningCeremony gets going with a recreation of a Russian athlete's urine sample under the microscope. pic.twitter.com/iF85LLeLTG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2016 23:11
  • #OpeningCeremony gets going with a recreation of a Russian athlete's urine sample under the microscope. https://t.co/iF85LLeLTG
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Taxpayers. Seeing as we own most of RBS and it's lost £2bn, I suggest we all send it a letter charging it £25 each for going into overdraft.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2016 21:15
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Bloody flying ants, coming over here, getting in my face! I want my country back! Let’s take back control! #FlyingAntsDay
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Aug 2016 17:18
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“The Fathers 4 Justice guys holding a rooftop demo against Corbyn. Maverick, stubborn and refusing to budge” Owen Smith: “He certainly is"
Updated via TweetDeck at 05 Aug 2016 14:53
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Cameron: "It's not gerrymandering. Westminster's too costly. That's why we'll cut the number of MPs" *appoints as many Tory peers as he can*
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Aug 2016 08:25
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May: "To intervene in the honours list would set a bad precedent. PS Thanks for the cash" pic.twitter.com/XHwqCRJoq7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2016 22:31
  • May: "To intervene in the honours list would set a bad precedent. PS Thanks for the cash" https://t.co/XHwqCRJoq7
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Congrats to George Osborne on his Companion of Honour for services to inequality, debt, economic chaos and robbing the poor to feed the rich
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2016 17:23
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DIRTY HARRY: THE CLINT EASTWOOD CUT Dirty Harry is asked to catch a serial killer. Harry says the victims should just “get over it” THE END
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Aug 2016 10:58
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Can't wait for the first day of events at #Rio2016. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) pic.twitter.com/w5FgAGPFKa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2016 09:59
  • Can't wait for the first day of events at #Rio2016.
(done for @huffpostukcom)
https://t.co/w5FgAGPFKa
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Idea: rename the next general election a Labour leadership contest so Jeremy C etc will actually go for it with clarity and vigour.
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Aug 2016 09:21
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Not sure about the global warming bit but this guy talks a lot of sense about nuclear weapons. https://t.co/q0hKluoYMq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Aug 2016 07:17
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So this isn't scary at all... (see 46 secs onwards) https://t.co/QmJnc4S3Ue
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2016 19:33
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Steven Woolfe says late arrival of online application for #UKIPLeadership due to too many immigrants on the internet. #BreakingPoint
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Aug 2016 11:48
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RT @brian_bilston: Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2016 09:04
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SPOILER I love the UK #StrangerThings remake about a monster who slips into our world, causes total havoc and is then made Foreign Secretary
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Aug 2016 07:19
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Home Office minister: "What am I most proud of? Probably getting the court to keep vulnerable refugee kids in camps" pic.twitter.com/ncch3eUyvZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2016 21:35
  • Home Office minister: "What am I most proud of? Probably getting the court to keep vulnerable refugee kids in camps" https://t.co/ncch3eUyvZ
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RT @haveigotnews: Cameron’s #HonoursList accused of devaluing awards given to genuinely worthy recipients like Robert Maxwell, Philip Green…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2016 21:00
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Writerly people! I'm judging this 3-sentence story competition. More details and thoughts here: https://t.co/14N9UufFaD #TinyTales
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2016 18:46
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RT @kendrawcandraw: Is the person naming these colors of yarn okay pic.twitter.com/nOU4SDhmQo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2016 14:45
  • RT @kendrawcandraw: Is the person naming these colors of yarn okay https://t.co/nOU4SDhmQo
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"I won't eat it tho" "No, we'll only open a bit, the utensils won't touch it and you can have your posh salt nearby" pic.twitter.com/Az7UBcQWwC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Aug 2016 07:40
  • "I won't eat it tho"
"No, we'll only open a bit, the utensils won't touch it and you can have your posh salt nearby" https://t.co/Az7UBcQWwC
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Theresa May. Worried about nuclear security and China? Why not consult Osborne's hand-written list of backups? pic.twitter.com/NFJmn3MIP4
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Aug 2016 16:45
  • Theresa May. Worried about nuclear security and China? Why not consult Osborne's hand-written list of backups? https://t.co/NFJmn3MIP4
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RT @_ken91: When you go to a different Asda from your usual and realise it's got two floors pic.twitter.com/ZHJUstN3I6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Aug 2016 12:59
  • RT @_ken91: When you go to a different Asda from your usual and realise it's got two floors https://t.co/ZHJUstN3I6
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This. Sadly, very much this. https://t.co/ERjY72kOTI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Aug 2016 09:30

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