David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 272,340 as of 09 Dec 16 19:17:25

Bio: Actor, writer, director, fool.

Website: https://t.co/X200PvU1Tu


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RT @haveigotnews: Donald Trump responds to John Glenn's death. pic.twitter.com/3bG8Limjvk
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 18:36
  • RT @haveigotnews: Donald Trump responds to John Glenn's death. https://t.co/3bG8Limjvk
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Pro-Brexit tabloids reveal more acceptable Supreme Court. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) pic.twitter.com/uzC8EaQwEZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Dec 2016 16:12
  • Pro-Brexit tabloids reveal more acceptable Supreme Court.
(done for @huffpostukcom) https://t.co/uzC8EaQwEZ
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Tories: "We simply can't understand why our kids aren't doing better" *close down even more Sure Start centres* pic.twitter.com/P7MVS7flD2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2016 09:14
  • Tories: "We simply can't understand why our kids aren't doing better"

*close down even more Sure Start centres* https://t.co/P7MVS7flD2
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Brexiters. Don't panic. No-one's going to stop Brexit. Oh and don't panic cos people are also going to try to minimise the harm it'll cause.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Dec 2016 00:03
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RT @realDonaldTrump: The Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People is a joke and stunt of a magazine that will, like Newsweek,s…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2016 19:52
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More proof that some very unpleasant types have won Time's Person Of The Year. (ta @kleingypsyeyes) pic.twitter.com/wJwdE71Cqw
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Dec 2016 18:42
  • More proof that some very unpleasant types have won Time's Person Of The Year.
(ta @kleingypsyeyes) https://t.co/wJwdE71Cqw
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No, YOU just caused a hold-up at a ticket barrier by saying the Oyster reader didn’t work when you were actually using your Tesco clubcard.
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Dec 2016 18:20
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RT @MrMichaelSpicer: Sky Sports reporter falls. And keeps falling and falling and falling. pic.twitter.com/j7YsD6wMSs
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Dec 2016 16:30
  • RT @MrMichaelSpicer: Sky Sports reporter falls. And keeps falling and falling and falling. https://t.co/j7YsD6wMSs
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Jeremy Hunt furious at Pfizer leeching money out of the NHS as that's his job.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2016 08:33
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RT @MooseAllain: Disgusted to see this beautiful landscape ruined by wind turbines. pic.twitter.com/VBADbKN3W0
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Dec 2016 08:18
  • RT @MooseAllain: Disgusted to see this beautiful landscape ruined by wind turbines. https://t.co/VBADbKN3W0
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Given the events of 2016, Twitter's new "What's happening?" feels like a desperate, panicked cry for help... pic.twitter.com/U0MAazPn6c
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2016 23:44
  • Given the events of 2016, Twitter's new "What's happening?" feels like a desperate, panicked cry for help... https://t.co/U0MAazPn6c
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Proof the government is slowly making its way through their full list of statements on Brexit.… https://t.co/xezIX3kaDv
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Dec 2016 22:46
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Good to see Chris Grayling's proposing greater privatisation of the railways. Because privatisation works.… https://t.co/QQ63W2SKzn
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 06 Dec 2016 09:01
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This is how it starts... pic.twitter.com/9s8zK08WnV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Dec 2016 08:35
  • This is how it starts... https://t.co/9s8zK08WnV
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Beautiful piece of writing from our very own @IanMartin https://t.co/F4hla0rUAI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2016 18:10
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RT @thatlot: Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' but every time she says "Christmas" it gets faster. pic.twitter.com/pwv8Mug2rl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2016 13:34
  • RT @thatlot: Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' but every time she says "Christmas" it gets faster. https://t.co/pwv8Mug2rl
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Brexiters, Jun 2016 "Let's take back control of our laws and make UK parliament sovereign" Dec 2016 "Let's do the opposite" #SupremeCourt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Dec 2016 08:23
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2016. The year where we find ourselves celebrating that only 46% of a country voted for a neo-fascist. #Austria
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 20:52
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Fact. Fellaini has always been an Everton sleeper cell. Today he was activated. #EVEMUN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 18:17
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RT @feelwelcome: Spent 20 minutes reconstructing what it might look like having sex with Adam Boulton from Sky News pic.twitter.com/CgurhA2AbG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 12:35
  • RT @feelwelcome: Spent 20 minutes reconstructing what it might look like having sex with Adam Boulton from Sky News https://t.co/CgurhA2AbG
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Boris: "Let's take back control and make parliament sovereign. But not about Brexit even though it's the biggest decision since WW2" #marr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 10:00
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Boris Johnson desperately trying to hide is lack of knowledge and ability on #marr again. pic.twitter.com/i7ae9zfuyK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Dec 2016 09:40
  • Boris Johnson desperately trying to hide is lack of knowledge and ability on #marr again. https://t.co/i7ae9zfuyK
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RT @ChaseMit: TRUMP: I won in a landslide ALSO TRUMP: Millions of people voted illegally SOMEHOW ALSO TRUMP: Please don't check tho https:/…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2016 16:14
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RT @Lollindialogue: Jeremy Hunt ought to be awarded the prize for best Twitter Troll of the year. .@davidschneider https://t.co/EB3a2LKu6p
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Dec 2016 09:02
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"It's vital for US relations with China you don't ring Taiwan" Trump: [rings Taiwan] "It's vital you don't hit th… https://t.co/MFJNrt90NL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 23:51
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Because privatisation works... pic.twitter.com/VD92FPV007
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 17:20
  • Because privatisation works... https://t.co/VD92FPV007
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And now for the perfect political breakfast... *reaches for pack of Kellogg's cereal containing free Lego toy*
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 09:22
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The only slight disappointment with #RichmondPark is that the LibDems didn't quite get 52% of the vote. pic.twitter.com/vP161IJSH2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 09:01
  • The only slight disappointment with #RichmondPark is that the LibDems didn't quite get 52% of the vote. https://t.co/vP161IJSH2
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"Hard Brexit! Tory incompetence and callousness! Xenophobic mayoral campaigns! UKIP-Tory pacts! You took a helluva beating!" #RichmondPark
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Dec 2016 08:30
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Maybe the Daily Mail is celebrating the potential for truly wonderful comic actors hitting a record high. https://t.co/I1LrfCWTe7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2016 23:48
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RT @jodyporter_: Alright stop, refrigerate and listen pic.twitter.com/MKsZGp1mpN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2016 23:19
  • RT @jodyporter_: Alright stop, refrigerate and listen https://t.co/MKsZGp1mpN
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Fans of #TheApprentice who are on the Snapchat may wish to add theapprenticeuk for the Snapprentice. Yes, you can see what they did there.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2016 21:59
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Lord Freud, architect of Universal Credit, has resigned. He was due to resign in 2012 but postponed due to IT issues and spiraling costs.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2016 20:41
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If only there was a European organisation the UK could be part of that allowed free movement and use of the single… https://t.co/iSk6DanDSz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Dec 2016 13:09
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Idea for sequel to Big: nasty 7-year old has wish to be President granted with dire consequences and oh no it's real https://t.co/thz2g7Y2HI
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 01 Dec 2016 10:19
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Richmond Labour voters. You've a chance to eject a Tory/UKIP Hard Brexiter candidate who ran a hateful mayoral camp… https://t.co/XgZ1fzZeZK
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2016 23:17
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“Ambulances and A&Es in crisis, lack of beds, crisis in social care and GPs, what do you say, minister?” Hunt: “The… https://t.co/bBFBYhr9D5
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Nov 2016 22:17
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Good luck to new England manager Gareth Southgate. I’m down to have my turn between 3-5pm on Jan 2nd but am busy so shout if you can swap.
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Nov 2016 15:16
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RT @haveigotnews: Vegan campaigners insist new bank notes should be made of fruit and vegetable pulp thus giving everyone their fiver day.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 30 Nov 2016 14:29
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For light lunchtime reading, try @Lit_Review's examples of #BadSex writing. WARNING: contains terrible prose. https://t.co/WA2FEszGd0
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Nov 2016 13:14
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"Mr Trump is a con man, a fake playing America for suckers, lacking the temperament to be President and can I be Se… https://t.co/7LJk2tBMip
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Nov 2016 07:56
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The #snooperscharter is now law. If you wish to show your opposition to such extreme surveillance just send an email to, well, anyone really
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2016 23:23
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RT @RobSkilbeck: @davidschneider the man with the child up his chimney #KateBushTorySongs
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2016 14:27
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Updated via TweetDeck at 29 Nov 2016 14:20
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Running Up That Bill. #KateBushToryBrexitSongs
Updated via TweetDeck at 29 Nov 2016 14:18
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"We'll have our cake and eat it. But it can't be a fruitcake. Which is one way to describe those behind this policy… https://t.co/sKHpVQ1jpa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Nov 2016 08:25
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Paul Nuttall’s election will worry Theresa May. A right-wing populist keen to destroy the NHS, Theresa May was unavailable for comment.
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Nov 2016 13:46
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RT @haveigotnews: Congratulations to Paul Nuttall on being elected the leader of UKIP for this week.
Updated via TweetDeck at 28 Nov 2016 12:20
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"We want our sovereignty back. Let's take back control from this unelected deity!" pic.twitter.com/4bp7We6nGY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Nov 2016 08:12
  • "We want our sovereignty back. Let's take back control from this unelected deity!" https://t.co/4bp7We6nGY

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We All Act Like Kids When We Get A Gift We Really Want

We All Act Like Kids When We Get A Gift We Really Want

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