David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 272,340 as of 18 Jan 17 07:53:47

Bio: Actor, writer, director, fool.

Website: https://t.co/X200PvU1Tu


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Off for a couple of weeks to get a thing done (I'm performing a song at Trump's Inauguration. #fakenews). Take care… https://t.co/AjICMO3aEQ
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 09 Jan 2017 08:08
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Good to see Theresa May still saying she wants the best possible deal for the UK as that undoubtedly means staying in the EU. #Ridge
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jan 2017 11:10
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RT @MaddowBlog: Because we can read the declassified version of the report, we can see Donald Trump is lying. https://t.co/xoId1MMOMK
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 08 Jan 2017 09:02
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Good thing about Breitbart making up racist news is they're unimportant. It's not like their head will be chief adv… https://t.co/lm1llfQDVN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jan 2017 23:23
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The magic of the FA Cup: where less fancied, inferior sides can come out on top. So there's still hope for Arsenal. #PNEvAFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jan 2017 18:29
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Trump clearly worried people are tuning out of his lame self-justifications over Russia so surprises us awake by sh… https://t.co/12DpKDqp0a
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jan 2017 15:31
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Jeremy Hunt on hearing the Red Cross have declared a humanitarian crisis in the NHS. pic.twitter.com/dNpzmdJG0R
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Jan 2017 12:34
  • Jeremy Hunt on hearing the Red Cross have declared a humanitarian crisis in the NHS. https://t.co/dNpzmdJG0R
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"The NHS is safe in our hands. If by 'safe' you mean completely underfunded, understaffed and demoralised with peop… https://t.co/9aZloxDLEf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jan 2017 23:51
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I remember this chant from the campaign: Trump: Who'll pay for the wall? Crowd: Us initially (for speed) but then… https://t.co/hCriw0rPHR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jan 2017 12:54
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The way forward. Let’s come together to leave the EU, sensibly, without hitting ourselves in the face with a hammer. https://t.co/1POlL9VHK8
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Jan 2017 10:29
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RT @HockeyWebCast: Can't stop laughing at this... 😂pic.twitter.com/kAyzzuX2DNN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jan 2017 08:18
  • RT @HockeyWebCast: Can't stop laughing at this... 😂 https://t.co/kAyzzuX2DN
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Looks like the government's job ad for ambassador to the EU is already up. (done for @HuffPostUKCom) pic.twitter.com/e9OoMIdpCh
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2017 17:48
  • Looks like the government's job ad for ambassador to the EU is already up.
(done for @huffpostukcom) https://t.co/e9OoMIdpCh
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Reminder: tho Brexiters are trying to undermine parliament and the independence of judges & civil servants, Remainers are the anti-democrats
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jan 2017 09:33
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Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Jan 2017 21:35
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Luckily, that Giroud goal was so good Arsenal got an extra 12 points, yeah? #BOUARS
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Jan 2017 21:06
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Glad our experienced ambassador to the EU has resigned. This country’s had enough of experts. Please welcome our ne… https://t.co/AQgQBfKTCm
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Jan 2017 14:00
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RT @thepierrebear: If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest. https:…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jan 2017 11:40
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2017: "Thanks for the warm-up, 2016. Now it's time to get down to some serious nastiness" https://t.co/DTV5WrCIyV
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Jan 2017 10:41
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It's almost upon us. Good luck, everyone. #BackToWork pic.twitter.com/n1gRm2rdq9
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jan 2017 23:35
  • It's almost upon us. Good luck, everyone.
#BackToWork https://t.co/n1gRm2rdq9
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"Draw me like one of your French goals" #2017highlights #Giroud (ta @pmohagan) pic.twitter.com/0SOwKK3K8F
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jan 2017 21:12
  • "Draw me like one of your French goals"
#2017highlights #Giroud 
(ta @pmohagan) https://t.co/0SOwKK3K8F
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RT @Fred_Delicious: The schedule for Trump's inauguration has leaked pic.twitter.com/i5bGm24Vy8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jan 2017 12:54
  • RT @Fred_Delicious: The schedule for Trump's inauguration has leaked https://t.co/i5bGm24Vy8
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I have no strong opinion on Sherlock. Under Twitter's terms and conditions I now have to stop tweeting until I can remedy this.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jan 2017 10:13
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Happy New Rail Fare! Because privatisation works... pic.twitter.com/y260U4v5LX
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Jan 2017 09:15
  • Happy New Rail Fare!
Because privatisation works... https://t.co/y260U4v5LX
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RT @Becca_DP: what a lovely thread this is. https://t.co/V9zuzfnACZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jan 2017 14:10
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Don’t forget to install your New Year upgrade. #NewYearsDay pic.twitter.com/eOYRVwLKcf
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 Jan 2017 11:40
  • Don’t forget to install your New Year upgrade. #NewYearsDay https://t.co/eOYRVwLKcf
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RT @MrLukeJohnston: Robbie Williams pulling out the hand gel after doing Auld Lang Syne with the public has been my highlight of 2017 so fa…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jan 2017 01:48
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Happy New Year, Twitter! We made it! It's over! 2016 be like... pic.twitter.com/fk8HHDmdcM
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Jan 2017 00:01
  • Happy New Year, Twitter! We made it! It's over! 2016 be like... https://t.co/fk8HHDmdcM
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Australia, New Zealand etc. How's 2017 looking? Is it even worse?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Dec 2016 19:13
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Here's a great bad mixtape by @DJYodaUK and @beardyman to see out a bad year. Because I'm down with da kidz. https://t.co/ZzFBCHlDNi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Dec 2016 17:32
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Happy New Year, Twitter. Here's the traditional reminder of the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne so you can actually get th… https://t.co/QX3qbUKO1e
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Dec 2016 15:24
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"It's New Year I'm going to be generous I'm going to be generous I CAN'T I CAN'T, SCREW THEM SCREW THEM ALL WAAAAH!" https://t.co/Gm3HvN7On7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Dec 2016 13:51
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2016 prepares to say goodbye. pic.twitter.com/nd9pUPbHCq
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 31 Dec 2016 11:16
  • 2016 prepares to say goodbye. https://t.co/nd9pUPbHCq
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Surely it’s time to get rid of the #NewYearsHonours and just get the Queen to endorse people on LinkedIn.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Dec 2016 23:01
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Putin confirms Russia will respond to expulsion of diplomats by changing the password on all White House accounts.
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Dec 2016 10:25
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Looks like the alt right may have hacked Radio 4. https://t.co/8XI8zG6afs
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Dec 2016 10:04
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Nothing makes you feel old like being at a party and "Oops upside your head" comes on & you sit on the floor & people think you've collapsed
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Dec 2016 00:14
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Roosevelt: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" Kennedy: "Ask not what your country can do for you..." T… https://t.co/SzNCqVFLNo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 22:23
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Looking forward to Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe even though this year's may well be indistinguishable from one of his Black Mirrors.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 17:01
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. pic.twitter.com/oMOitQw5PM
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 11:05
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid. https://t.co/oMOitQw5PM
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RT @tombomp: I love wikipedia pic.twitter.com/1zxknQPX1N
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 10:39
  • RT @tombomp: I love wikipedia https://t.co/1zxknQPX1N
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And so, slowly, inevitably, the language and thought of the extremist alt-right seeps into mainstream media. https://t.co/mWIkjuC8nz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 09:55
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 09:18
  • Terrifying.
(HT @juliansheasport) https://t.co/9JBIMmhm99
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I'm furious Victoria Beckham's received an honour. They should only go to people who deserve them like Tory donors and Sir Phillip Green.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 29 Dec 2016 00:15
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RT @simonblackwell: This period between Christmas and New Year I always think of as training for old age, as I sit by the fire and ask my w…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Dec 2016 18:47
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When you've got no friends at primary school and no one likes you or talks to you so you have to talk to yourself. https://t.co/2KYEdH3cWB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 28 Dec 2016 08:18
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RT @KatieMulg: In a world full of Katie Hopkins be a Carrie Fisher.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 23:52
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Katie Hopkins: But what if people forget about me? [checks news] KH: Hmm, Carrie Fisher. [slags off Carrie Fisher. Gets noticed. Smiles.]
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 21:59
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RT @LeeDawsonPT: My favourite Carrie Fisher moment. GMA interviewer asks about her weight loss for Force Awakens and she IMMEDIATELY shuts…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 19:09
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Another reminder of how much value people who we don't know personally can bring into our lives. https://t.co/xpoXrGWQyo
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 27 Dec 2016 18:10

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