David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 234,076 as of 24 May 16 06:59:34

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: http://t.co/TDfy0liSpV


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RT @alanvaarwerk: turns out when you strip out the pictures from a buzzfeed article you get a strangely affecting free verse poem https://tpic.twitter.com/mFDvMmpMId
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 May 2016 22:55
  • RT @alanvaarwerk: turns out when you strip out the pictures from a buzzfeed article you get a strangely affecting free verse poem https://t…
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After this season you'd think #MUFC would be used to something that looks like the real thing but doesnt really work https://t.co/ywmq7r1gyz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 21:20
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Spurs. When it comes to disappointing, they can even out-Arsenal Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/y0jQyuXbRO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 16:01
  • Spurs. When it comes to disappointing, they can even out-Arsenal Arsenal. https://t.co/y0jQyuXbRO
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"Remain are out of order, scaremongering with extreme claims like Brexit will lead to war and by the way the EU is like Hitler" - Boris.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 12:34
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Didn’t watch #Eurovision? Then you missed the surprise winner at 5000-1. pic.twitter.com/woGjrseoEf
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 23:10
  • Didn’t watch #Eurovision? Then you missed the surprise winner at 5000-1. https://t.co/woGjrseoEf
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We should definitely introduce this system for General Elections. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 22:36
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Not saying #Eurovision is taking a long time but I think it’s being produced by Sir John Chilcot.
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 21:57
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THEY KNOW! THEY KNOW WE LAUGH AT THEM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 21:37
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Jarvis Cocker has invaded the stage during the Malta song and I have to say his moves have improved. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:43
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If you thought the Ukraine song finished a bit early it’s because Russia annexed 30 seconds of it. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:40
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[Spanish singer comes off stage] “Why can’t I have had a wall like Russia!” *has massive tantrum* #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:31
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I hereby plug a Kickstarter sitcom I'm doing with @TheRealJackDee @HarryHill @RomeshRanga https://t.co/jnWTPQ6Alt You get rewards and stuff.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2016 07:51
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RT @Madedigital: I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔pic.twitter.com/yB8THvpCkOO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 20:31
  • RT @Madedigital: I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔 https://t.co/yB8THvpCkO
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RT @mewo2: Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew pic.twitter.com/t1QDIZvDPa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2016 19:35
  • RT @mewo2: Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew https://t.co/t1QDIZvDPa
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Sunderland move to fourth from bottom, the position which of course now guarantees survival and the Premier League trophy next season.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2016 15:59
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RT @Cain_Unable: Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558? pic.twitter.com/gihJjgUdfH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2016 22:29
  • RT @Cain_Unable: Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558? https://t.co/gihJjgUdfH
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Ranieri's smartest move was telling his players back in August that they needed 80 points to survive relegation. Congrats, Leicester! #LCFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2016 21:05
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Why you should vote Zac Goldsmith. Here are his pledges for if he becomes mayor. pic.twitter.com/G6GX66S5p1
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 May 2016 13:10
  • Why you should vote Zac Goldsmith. Here are his pledges for if he becomes mayor. https://t.co/G6GX66S5p1
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Apr 2016 17:16
  • Arsenal's season. #AFCvCPFC https://t.co/B7yZKjLku7
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Vardy had to go. Just look at him! #LeiWhu pic.twitter.com/YmjpIswBRi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Apr 2016 13:50
  • Vardy had to go. Just look at him! #LeiWhu https://t.co/YmjpIswBRi
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A reminder of just how short, clear and persuasive the government’s Remain leaflet is. #marr pic.twitter.com/YWsuMlqAoo
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Apr 2016 08:48
  • A reminder of just how short, clear and persuasive the government’s Remain leaflet is. #marr https://t.co/YWsuMlqAoo
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[Tory HQ] "Changes to voter registration removed so many leftie students. Mwahaha!" "But... the referendum!" "SHIT!" pic.twitter.com/4yp0wgDfWY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 22:43
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"Changes to voter registration removed so many leftie students. Mwahaha!"
"But... the referendum!"
"SHIT!" https://t.co/4yp0wgDfWY
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Probably my favourite Viner. #FF and all that. https://t.co/VT2zYpaIIT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 18:10
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Downing Street confirms the Prime Minister is absolutely gutted by the relegation of his beloved West Ham. #avfc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 16:35
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RT @thepunningman: "Did you hear what he called me?" "Leave it Gerald, he's not worth it" pic.twitter.com/DHdJvVHziq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 14:20
  • RT @thepunningman: "Did you hear what he called me?"
"Leave it Gerald, he's not worth it" https://t.co/DHdJvVHziq
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Unhappy that people are protesting? Want to avoid the issues? Just find a tweet saying the media's ignoring them, focus on that. #4Demands
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 16 Apr 2016 13:04
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How to be Sunderland. Election: declare as quickly as possible. Relegation battle: leave it as late as possible. (Probably now) #NCFCvSAFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 11:52
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Hey, the government. Make people feel more relaxed with Trident by changing the name of the submarines to Nukey McNukeface.
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Apr 2016 08:45
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RT @thatlot: Are you bored? We can fix that. Read our Tweets of the Week: https://t.co/3CwU1aLP2j pic.twitter.com/giMRgWRn0q
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 07:57
  • RT @thatlot: Are you bored? We can fix that. 

Read our Tweets of the Week: https://t.co/3CwU1aLP2j https://t.co/giMRgWRn0q
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In this week's All In It Together, Dave's pals defend profits from offshore trusts as foodbank use hits record high. pic.twitter.com/l4JgmOkcvF
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Apr 2016 21:40
  • In this week's All In It Together, Dave's pals defend profits from offshore trusts as foodbank use hits record high. https://t.co/l4JgmOkcvF
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Osborne announces new EU plan to “ruthlessly hunt down secretive shell companies/trusts avoiding tax so me and my pals can hide money there"
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Apr 2016 08:31
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Almost made it to the weekend. pic.twitter.com/TJ7GfDbUnQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Apr 2016 07:01
  • Almost made it to the weekend. https://t.co/TJ7GfDbUnQ
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A reminder for Day Today fans of David Cameron's position on the EU. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/LsIVCUFMps
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Apr 2016 22:11
  • A reminder for Day Today fans of David Cameron's position on the EU. #bbcqt https://t.co/LsIVCUFMps
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I have to hand it to Klopp. His decision at half-time to convince his players it was 2005 and they were in Istanbul really paid off. #LFCBVB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Apr 2016 21:11
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Drunk Northern Robot of the Day. https://t.co/aqfC8immaK
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 Apr 2016 09:48
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William and Kate feed baby rhinos and elephants in animal sanctuary. pic.twitter.com/Q4gBM4UVZn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Apr 2016 08:11
  • William and Kate feed baby rhinos and elephants in animal sanctuary. https://t.co/Q4gBM4UVZn
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🎶"Confidence is a government laughing as they watch cash-starved councils take the blame for cuts and for charging people like... PARKRUN!"
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Apr 2016 07:02
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Just seen Marcus Rashford's goal against West Ham. Yes, he's a talented striker, but he's no Ashley Young. #MUFC
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 13 Apr 2016 22:30
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Privatisation works. pic.twitter.com/dglZszxTAA
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Apr 2016 22:05
  • Privatisation works. https://t.co/dglZszxTAA
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*announcement voice* "All change! Will all on the right start slagging polls and all on the left start quoting them" https://t.co/FO8D5wPjDN
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Apr 2016 21:21
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What a fairy-tale season. Not just Leicester, now Man City in the Champions League semis having spent as little as half a billion pounds.
Updated via TweetDeck at 13 Apr 2016 08:00
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One of the joys of Yiddish: the 2-part curse. eg "May all your teeth fall out except one... And from that may you have eternal toothache!"
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 12 Apr 2016 21:22
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Cameron: “We must stay in the EU. How else can we oppose their attempts to crack down on offshore trusts and limit Chinese steel imports?"
Updated via TweetDeck at 12 Apr 2016 07:28
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The Alan Duncan guide to "low-achievers”: Teachers Nurses The police Firefighters Soldiers Jesus Ghandi Mozart van Gogh Rembrandt
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Apr 2016 17:57
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Emails at work be like… pic.twitter.com/pfAcbkjsqh
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Apr 2016 16:07
  • Emails at work be like… https://t.co/pfAcbkjsqh
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PM: “I’ve released 6 years of tax returns so it’s right and not at all suspicious that the Chancellor has only released his from last year"
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Apr 2016 14:59
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Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Apr 2016 12:31
  • RT @danielralston: Fucking finally https://t.co/H3BM9h4IT6
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Cameron to avoid questions in Parliament by hiding his answers off-shore. #SensiblePlanning #DoneNothingWrong
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Apr 2016 07:41
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RT @ProtocoIDriven: 5 junior drs crowd funding for a legal review into the contract & NHS. Pls RT. https://t.co/1KM0XiqdSu #justhealth httppic.twitter.com/2yKSn7CQfv
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Apr 2016 06:44
  • RT @ProtocoIDriven: 5 junior drs crowd funding for a legal review into the contract & NHS. Pls RT. https://t.co/1KM0XiqdSu #justhealth http…
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After playing Ashley Young and others out of position, van Gaal unwinds by assembling some flat-pack furniture #MUFC pic.twitter.com/8NBzwuHXGQ
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Apr 2016 20:47
  • After playing Ashley Young and others out of position, van Gaal unwinds by assembling some flat-pack furniture #MUFC https://t.co/8NBzwuHXGQ
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RT @tdawks: VERY disappointed by the Darth Vader button in the lift. It should have a picture of an angry fireman on it instead. http://t.cpic.twitter.com/Hwtiae7Bj4
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 10 Apr 2016 09:21
  • RT @tdawks: VERY disappointed by the Darth Vader button in the lift. It should have a picture of an angry fireman on it instead. http://t.c…
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Worst moment of #JoshuaMartin fight for Jose Mourinho was the traditional chant of "Stand Up If You've Got A Job". pic.twitter.com/dlvbAokPa8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Apr 2016 22:58
  • Worst moment of #JoshuaMartin fight for Jose Mourinho was the traditional chant of "Stand Up If You've Got A Job". https://t.co/dlvbAokPa8
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Other demo today shows clear consequence of withholding tax: library closures. #carnegieoccupation #resigncameron https://t.co/JQIJYOo6af
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 09 Apr 2016 14:11
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If I were Wenger I'd make another substitution: probably take off Wenger and bring on someone else. #WHUvAFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Apr 2016 13:09
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Imagine being someone who feels so proud of this picture of them they quote-tweet it. Is an empathydectomy a thing? https://t.co/OQVZsVIYSN
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 08 Apr 2016 21:11
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“I had no shares on Monday, My family had none on Tuesday, We weren’t going to benefit on Wednesday, But on Thursday…” - Craig David Cameron
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Apr 2016 17:59
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David Cameron to star in new movie. #ResignCameron (done for @HuffPostUKCom HT @AndreaMann) pic.twitter.com/x39XMiYfeT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 15:50
  • David Cameron to star in new movie.
#ResignCameron
(done for @huffpostukcom HT @AndreaMann)
 https://t.co/x39XMiYfeT
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New Star Wars film “Rogue One” to tell story of the rebels who defeated the evil empire. pic.twitter.com/ppDSPijrZk
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Apr 2016 08:08
  • New Star Wars film “Rogue One” to tell story of the rebels who defeated the evil empire. https://t.co/ppDSPijrZk
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RT @goulcher: I want a sitcom about these neighbours pic.twitter.com/DL4enweF3c
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 07:30
  • RT @goulcher: I want a sitcom about these neighbours https://t.co/DL4enweF3c
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The story so far. Cameron and Osborne promise to tackle tax evasion such as that committed by Cameron and Osborne. #panamapapers
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 06:57
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RT @SadiqKhan: I grew up on an estate - Goldsmith’s attack on council housing is wrong & offensive. #BBCQT https://t.co/RsmAI7DTip https://pic.twitter.com/bSjgh5r29G
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Apr 2016 06:36
  • RT @SadiqKhan: I grew up on an estate - Goldsmith’s attack on council housing is wrong & offensive. #BBCQT
https://t.co/RsmAI7DTip https://…
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In this week's All In It Together, Dave profits from offshore fund while homelessness doubles and the disabled lose money they need to live.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 07 Apr 2016 18:22
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“Oh! I see! When you asked had I gained from his offshore funds you meant had I gained from his offshore funds." https://t.co/RPQSOZyOGy
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Apr 2016 17:52
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Never been a fan of Shakespeare. Too full of himself. Always giving it the big I ambic pentameter. pic.twitter.com/ersYVWFtCi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Apr 2016 14:37
  • Never been a fan of Shakespeare. Too full of himself. Always giving it the big I ambic pentameter. https://t.co/ersYVWFtCi
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“But it only matters on 23 Jun, then back to disenfranchising them and turning them off politics so they don’t vote” https://t.co/VWpL5WKmjz
Updated via TweetDeck at 07 Apr 2016 12:40
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RT @MarionDowling: Are you Eminem? Let's find out... pic.twitter.com/9NzyH2xeRQ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 Apr 2016 06:24
  • RT @MarionDowling: Are you Eminem?

Let's find out... http://t.co/9NzyH2xeRQ
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Government to spend millions of pounds on leaflet saying how leaving the EU will cost us millions of pounds.
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 06 Apr 2016 21:15
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If Osborne's as good at tax evasion as he is at question evasion he must be loaded (see video halfway down page). https://t.co/6LPGkvVg83
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Apr 2016 19:46
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A reminder of how Jeremy Hunt orders a sandwich. A metaphor in one act. #JuniorDoctorsStrike #juniordoctors pic.twitter.com/1kudwEjAoT
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 06 Apr 2016 07:19
  • A reminder of how Jeremy Hunt orders a sandwich. A metaphor in one act.

#JuniorDoctorsStrike #juniordoctors https://t.co/1kudwEjAoT
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"But shouldn't it be Cameron who..." "Don't ask questions! Corbyn is always wrong, remember? Just post the tweet!" https://t.co/ERTF9rHzYB
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Apr 2016 06:49
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Come on, Cameron. Just a few more London properties sold and blind eyes turned and we could be first! #soproud pic.twitter.com/9muFRIGrmS
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Apr 2016 20:37
  • Come on, Cameron. Just a few more London properties sold and blind eyes turned and we could be first! #soproud https://t.co/9muFRIGrmS
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RT @davidclewis: Meet the guy who sat on his remote and accidentally switched on audio description pic.twitter.com/9YBfNpLi3D (via @newmailbox@braintree_
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Apr 2016 08:31
  • RT @davidclewis: Meet the guy who sat on his remote and accidentally switched on audio description https://t.co/9YBfNpLi3D (via @newmailbox…
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Cameron: The steel thing is awful for us. We must change the news agenda. [#panamapapers leak] Cameron: I need everyone to talk about steel.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Apr 2016 07:07
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Cameron: "I'm shocked by the #panamapapers. I mean some of these guys have done better out of offshore tax schemes than my dad!"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Apr 2016 07:05
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After the doping/match-rigging scandals in football, tennis etc, it's refreshing to watch a sport that definitely isn't fixed #WrestleMania
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 22:11
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Hard to believe that Putin and the mega-rich indulge in such dodgy dealings! And that stuff about bears shitting in the woods! #PanamaPapers
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 21:51
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RT @Chris_Longridge: Jesus, English Heritage, just let it GO pic.twitter.com/0P4Cs37PdP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 17:59
  • RT @Chris_Longridge: Jesus, English Heritage, just let it GO https://t.co/0P4Cs37PdP
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Alright, Leicester. You're definitely safe from relegation. You can ease up now. #LCFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 03 Apr 2016 15:07
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Don’t know if the football doping story stands up but Arsenal players clearly avoided performance-enhancing drugs between January and March.
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Apr 2016 09:40
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Cameron’s right. Why put tariffs on China? Far more effective to “encourage” dwindling public sector to buy British. pic.twitter.com/ZobLtncpWJ
Updated via TweetDeck at 03 Apr 2016 08:32
  • Cameron’s right. Why put tariffs on China? Far more effective to “encourage” dwindling public sector to buy British. https://t.co/ZobLtncpWJ
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I'm not sure it's possible to love someone that much. pic.twitter.com/70kWAGkZbD
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 23:02
  • I'm not sure it's possible to love someone that much. https://t.co/70kWAGkZbD
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18000 fewer nurses & doctors? Lucky we don't have an aging population or social care in crisis. 7 day NHS? No probs! pic.twitter.com/wuD5r7V8Br
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 22:39
  • 18000 fewer nurses & doctors? Lucky we don't have an aging population or social care in crisis. 7 day NHS? No probs! https://t.co/wuD5r7V8Br
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Newcastle's season... #NCFCvNUFC pic.twitter.com/NXGbrplZJ5
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 02 Apr 2016 15:56
  • Newcastle's season... #NCFCvNUFC https://t.co/NXGbrplZJ5
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Iwobi, Youwobi, Hewobis, Shewobis, WeAllWobi! 2-0! #AFCvWFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Apr 2016 14:40
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Sad to see what’s happened this season to a once great club. And Villa have been rubbish as well. #AVFCvCFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Apr 2016 13:47
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RT @purpledocket: internet i literally don't know what to make of this interaction pic.twitter.com/SXkLgM5YrT
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 02 Apr 2016 10:58
  • RT @purpledocket: internet i literally don't know what to make of this interaction https://t.co/SXkLgM5YrT
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I’m happy to call leftie empathy and concern “virtue signalling” if we call the opposite “couldn’t give a shit about others signalling”.
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 Apr 2016 07:29
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See if government is right to defend discrimination in #juniordoctors contract by replacing “women” with other words pic.twitter.com/n5TjhnxaIO
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 Apr 2016 22:34
  • See if government is right to defend discrimination in #juniordoctors contract by replacing “women” with other words https://t.co/n5TjhnxaIO
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Voldemort: I hate being single. Sauron: Yeah I tried https://t.co/3vdS8PWMln but there's no women. S: [checks site] Woah! Wait! "Wendi Deng"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 21:03
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RT @joeheenan: #AprilFools Told my kids I got them an iPad but it's just the box. pic.twitter.com/GvSymVkq91
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 01 Apr 2016 14:13
  • RT @joeheenan: #AprilFools
Told my kids I got them an iPad but it's just the box. https://t.co/GvSymVkq91
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"Today we bring in our National Living Wage. It's a living wage. A wage you can live on. Not a minimum, no, a living wage." #AprilFools
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 01 Apr 2016 09:22
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How George Osborne imagines his next visit to China to discuss steel imports. #SaveOurSteel pic.twitter.com/wkdtfhy5v3
Updated via TweetDeck at 31 Mar 2016 20:47
  • How George Osborne imagines his next visit to China to discuss steel imports. #SaveOurSteel https://t.co/wkdtfhy5v3
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Quite possibly the most brilliant sketch ever. RIP Ronnie Corbett. https://t.co/TLIMwcMRXA
Updated via TweetDeck at 31 Mar 2016 19:14
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RT @Channel4: RIP Ronnie Corbett 1930- 2016 pic.twitter.com/YcozllpKjH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 31 Mar 2016 17:46
  • RT @Channel4: RIP Ronnie Corbett 1930- 2016 https://t.co/YcozllpKjH
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Looks like hijack ‘selfie’ man has history. (done for New Day https://t.co/zixiDv23IY) pic.twitter.com/MoceA8Sjug
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Mar 2016 21:44
  • Looks like hijack ‘selfie’ man has history.
(done for New Day https://t.co/zixiDv23IY) https://t.co/MoceA8Sjug
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Surely the greatest punishment would be to be locked in a room with Donald Trump. https://t.co/IPhwydcyqI
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Mar 2016 20:34
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When you waste 20 mins trying to do a Face Swap with a chocolate face and it only recognises the chocolate's face. pic.twitter.com/XKMBwWUrGI
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 30 Mar 2016 20:05
  • When you waste 20 mins trying to do a Face Swap with a chocolate face and it only recognises the chocolate's face. https://t.co/XKMBwWUrGI
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The Tory guide to why turning all schools into academies is a good idea. pic.twitter.com/oT0VMHE5y9
Updated via TweetDeck at 30 Mar 2016 18:04
  • The Tory guide to why turning all schools into academies is a good idea. https://t.co/oT0VMHE5y9

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