David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 286,125 as of 28 Jun 17 23:48:32

Bio: Actor, writer, director, fool.

Website: https://t.co/6SV7hDH7z0


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Signing off for a bit to focus on directing series 3 of Josh. I mean, it's not as if there'll be much news in the… https://t.co/hagOU9RMHE
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jun 2017 13:12
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Latest Strong And Stable podcast is here. With @domjoly, @Baddiel, @RachelSJohnson & @hugorifkind. Contains jokes. https://t.co/l5FMth4OWK
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 14 Jun 2017 12:57
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A tale of two leaders. (Background music provided) pic.twitter.com/Mu6z88Iqyj
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 13 Jun 2017 20:15
  • A tale of two leaders. 
(Background music provided) https://t.co/Mu6z88Iqyj
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Forgive self-reference but this is like when Partridge insults Tony Hayers then says "lets forget about it". Next:… https://t.co/yiYYwP86Uf
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2017 08:19
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Theresa May has apologised for "the election mess" to 317 people (her MPs). Just another 65,490,659 to go. pic.twitter.com/5ImnZ4kdko
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2017 22:09
  • Theresa May has apologised for "the election mess" to 317 people (her MPs). Just another 65,490,659 to go. https://t.co/5ImnZ4kdko
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RT @haveigotnews: As Michael Gove becomes Environment Secretary, farmers say his first job should be stopping idiots running through wheat…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2017 21:01
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Enough of pretending a vote to leave the EU was a vote to leave the Single Market. Leave promised Norway, EEA, even… https://t.co/U4y4Pvr0hn
Updated via Media Studio at 12 Jun 2017 08:13
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Theresa May: "I expect to stay on as PM for the full five years, by which, of course, I mean dog years".
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2017 06:44
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This is agony to watch. It’s like the scene in A.I. where the robot boy tries to eat food and slowly malfunctions. https://t.co/vSThDoJ7gk
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2017 19:58
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After criticism for trying to team up with the DUP, Theresa May announces new confidence and supply deal with Mordo… https://t.co/Ee5Gn8Cujn
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 11 Jun 2017 13:31
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The general election, now Under-20 World Cup winners! England’s young people are on a roll! #U20WCFinal
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2017 12:07
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Re Labour losing election. It’s about direction of travel. Better to be heading up the up escalator than tumbling from top of the down one.
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2017 11:35
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Theresa May showing strong and stable leadership this weekend... pic.twitter.com/2oPO5fUEiv
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 11 Jun 2017 10:43
  • Theresa May showing strong and stable leadership this weekend... https://t.co/2oPO5fUEiv
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Life comes at you fast… https://t.co/ulcQRyt5nl
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2017 09:53
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RT @HylandIan: @davidschneider He's useless with capitals. Ask anyone in London.
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2017 09:28
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I'm glad that these are the people who will negotiate Brexit for us and not some bunch of incompetents. https://t.co/a8sdwk7XOY
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2017 23:32
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In this chaos we need a safe pair of hands: someone who likened the EU to Hitler, called Obama part-Kenyan, used th… https://t.co/UP64J5byv0
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2017 23:04
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The Tories are right: the agreement with the DUP is not a coalition of chaos. It's a confidence and supply deal of chaos.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 10 Jun 2017 20:09
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RT @BarnabyEdwards: This is why I love Twitter. pic.twitter.com/2bKtlFZNXS
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2017 12:35
  • RT @BarnabyEdwards: This is why I love Twitter. https://t.co/2bKtlFZNXS
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RT @davidallengreen: This is an outstanding thread. https://t.co/3cKGVFpgBS
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2017 08:48
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Theresa May's new government has started really well... #StrongAndStable pic.twitter.com/t3yoHj4oNg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jun 2017 22:03
  • Theresa May's new government has started really well... #StrongAndStable https://t.co/t3yoHj4oNg
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When you've had a bad day and a slight pause in the middle of a word reveals what you really want to say to every v… https://t.co/3Nov6xj9n3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jun 2017 21:33
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Tories losing Kensington to Labour should be like accidentally potting the 8 ball. They should now automatically forfeit the election.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 20:29
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“There haven’t been any cuts. I am not a man in the audience. This isn’t Question Time. I’m not breathing air” #bbcqt
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 20:15
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Full version of Downing Street press release confirming that the top 5 in the cabinet keep their jobs. pic.twitter.com/4w4QXlqb2W
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 17:40
  • Full version of Downing Street press release confirming that the top 5 in the cabinet keep their jobs. https://t.co/4w4QXlqb2W
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The 2017 Election. A summary. pic.twitter.com/oAcs51UBSY
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 16:21
  • The 2017 Election. A summary. https://t.co/oAcs51UBSY
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Looking forward to Theresa May walking away from negotiations if she gets a bad deal. https://t.co/G2SF68Ydhx
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 15:13
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Young people. As a Lord Of The Rings fan, here's how I feel about #2017Election. Thanks for riding to the rescue.… https://t.co/97cI4LXAVG
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jun 2017 12:42
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Summary of Theresa May's speech, in case you missed it. #hungparliament pic.twitter.com/rOkQBhQS76
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Jun 2017 11:59
  • Summary of Theresa May's speech, in case you missed it.
#hungparliament https://t.co/rOkQBhQS76
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Tories using Theresa May’s visit to the Queen as proof that actually she isn’t scared to get out and meet ordinary people.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 11:24
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Theresa May and the Tories calling a snap election. pic.twitter.com/VKkvu8KPX6
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Jun 2017 10:51
  • Theresa May and the Tories calling a snap election. https://t.co/VKkvu8KPX6
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RT @RobinFlavell: New cockney rhyming slang "Field of wheat = abject defeat".
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jun 2017 10:17
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Little Englanders! Billionaire tabloid owners! Billionaire Tory donors! Closet racists! Your team took one helluva beating! #Election17
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 07:26
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Theresa May makes statement on #Election2017 pic.twitter.com/Mj2VFiUC9f
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Jun 2017 06:57
  • Theresa May makes statement on #Election2017 https://t.co/Mj2VFiUC9f
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Summary of the election result and what it means for the country. #Election2017 pic.twitter.com/GWheCGcleE
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 06:14
  • Summary of the election result and what it means for the country.
#Election2017 https://t.co/GWheCGcleE
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RT @deezeruk: Election results prove Theresa May is indeed a "Bloody difficult woman" (to vote for) #BBCelection
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 05:48
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What an amazing night! Woke up to find that Labour had even taken Fields of Wheat South.
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 05:39
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Like Clegg, I must now retire. Though in my case only for the night. Here's to a brighter, fairer, more hopeful, less Hard-Brexity future.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 09 Jun 2017 01:54
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Scotland! Go to your room and think about what you’ve done! https://t.co/ndNltTAyU5
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 01:36
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May has failed at the biggest gamble a Prime Minister has ever made since the biggest gamble a Prime Minister ever made last year. #GE2017
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 01:25
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BREAKING. Theresa May cancels snap election. #Election2017
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2017 00:43
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Theresa May on hearing the exit poll. #Election2017 pic.twitter.com/BS06zwBpDd
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 09 Jun 2017 00:07
  • Theresa May on hearing the exit poll. #Election2017 https://t.co/BS06zwBpDd
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If the #ExitPolll is right, tomorrow's Daily Mail headline will be that the people are the "enemy of the people". #Election2017
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jun 2017 23:33
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RT @deezeruk: You vs The guy they tell you not to worry about... #ElectionDay2017 pic.twitter.com/tq7R3qNzuM
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jun 2017 22:11
  • RT @deezeruk: You vs The guy they tell you not to worry about...
#ElectionDay2017 https://t.co/tq7R3qNzuM
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RT @deezeruk: Exit poll suggests strong and stable performance. By Labour #ElectionDay2017
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jun 2017 21:10
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FUCK. BE RIGHT BE RIGHT BE RIGHT BE RIGHT. #ExitPoll
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jun 2017 21:01
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 08 Jun 2017 20:56
  • Exit poll incoming! #ElectionDay2017 https://t.co/lcK1xJseMX
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Advice for students turned away from polling stations in Newcastle-under-Lyme. https://t.co/rvOXpTamh4
Updated via TweetDeck at 08 Jun 2017 19:53
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Obviously I want Labour to win but been discussing what, in pure comedy terms, would be the funniest result. (I think adding just one seat)
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2017 16:25

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