David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 234,076 as of 25 Jun 16 16:54:31

Bio: Actor, writer, comedian, fool.

Website: http://t.co/TDfy0liSpV


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Since joining Twitter, no side I’ve backed has won a vote despite all my devastating satirical tweets/photoshops. How can that be? #confused
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Jun 2016 09:03
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"Regions with the biggest votes for Leave are also the most economically dependent on the EU" #EURefResults pic.twitter.com/kzqygDmefN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 21:17
  • "Regions with the biggest votes for Leave are also the most economically dependent on the EU" 
#EURefResults https://t.co/kzqygDmefN
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RT @haveigotnews: Britain prepares itself for this year's biggest disaster movie. pic.twitter.com/1nptvUpDlW
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 18:09
  • RT @haveigotnews: Britain prepares itself for this year's biggest disaster movie. https://t.co/1nptvUpDlW
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Cameron resigns. If there’s any justice, if he doesn’t prove he’s looking for another job immediately he’ll have his money stopped.
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Jun 2016 17:27
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David Cameron's resignation statement in full. pic.twitter.com/5TAV7Q0Eik
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 12:41
  • David Cameron's resignation statement in full. https://t.co/5TAV7Q0Eik
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RT @0point5twins: 2007: "Bankers ruined our economy" 2015: "Immigrants are ruining our economy" 2016: "Finally, we took control & ruined ou…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 09:24
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"Don't listen to the scaremongers! Vote Leave!" #ProjectFear #ProjectFucked pic.twitter.com/XkgHMnX9FL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 09:06
  • "Don't listen to the scaremongers! Vote Leave!"
#ProjectFear
#ProjectFucked https://t.co/XkgHMnX9FL
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I want my beautiful, tolerant, forward-looking, open, welcoming, warm, compassionate country back. #EURefResults
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Jun 2016 06:50
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So David Cameron. How’s that whole calling a referendum purely to neutralise UKIP irrespective of the national interest working out for you?
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Jun 2016 00:03
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Leave will be pleased to know that we’re now top trending on https://t.co/UivhTtj7UB and https://t.co/Xvn9C1paP2.
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 23:23
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Stronger Leave showing than expected in Newcastle. A lot more people than we thought want Rafa Benitez gone. #bbcreferendum
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 23:03
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Farage: “The EU is undemocratic. The British people must have a say! Oh and too many of them had a say in the referendum"
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 22:55
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I bet Gibraltar gives 12 points to Spain. #rigged
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 22:30
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There’s confused, very confused and UKIP-supporter-who-voted-Remain confused. https://t.co/zdIuXRDC1Y
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 22:10
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How to be Sunderland: Vote-counting - do it as soon as possible. Escaping relegation - leave it as late as possible. #bbcreferendum
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 21:44
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It’s been a terrible, divisive campaign but this is Britain, everything will be OK, everything is fine. https://t.co/5K56iHNrTC
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 21:08
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Almost over, Theresa May. You can come out of hiding very soon. #referendum
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 20:12
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Latest YouGov poll finds 63% of people still trust opinion polls as opposed to 59% who don't.
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Jun 2016 10:48
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Feeling confident after seeing the latest opinion polls with #Remain in the lead as opinion polls are always right. pic.twitter.com/gdlvgtL22P
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Jun 2016 08:37
  • Feeling confident after seeing the latest opinion polls with #Remain in the lead as opinion polls are always right. https://t.co/gdlvgtL22P
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RT @rhodri: I think we need to fight back with some misinformation of our own. It's the only way. pic.twitter.com/Wq07bynkfO
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 22 Jun 2016 08:15
  • RT @rhodri: I think we need to fight back with some misinformation of our own. It's the only way. https://t.co/Wq07bynkfO
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Boris: “Vote Leave… the keys to Number 10 in my hands” #BBCDebate
Updated via TweetDeck at 21 Jun 2016 20:44
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Leave are really in trouble here. They’re surely thinking about bringing on Vardy and Sturridge. #BBCDebate
Updated via TweetDeck at 21 Jun 2016 20:05
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The EU. Some facts*. *provided by the Leave campaign. (done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom) pic.twitter.com/L5oNz8Ublr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Jun 2016 16:33
  • The EU. Some facts*.

*provided by the Leave campaign.

(done with @Jason_Spacey for @HuffPostUKCom)
https://t.co/L5oNz8Ublr
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Amazing result for Wales, especially when you consider it's a country which is roughly the size of Wales #WALRUS #EURO2016
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 20 Jun 2016 20:52
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Switching to the Wales game so that England score. #ENGSLO #WALRUS
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Jun 2016 19:24
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"Think not about 'taking your country back'. Think about who you might giving it to" pic.twitter.com/Z2Na49WCHN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Jun 2016 09:04
  • "Think not about 'taking your country back'. Think about who you might giving it to" https://t.co/Z2Na49WCHN
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Cameron. Your position on the EU hasn't helped things. Here's a reminder of it, for fans of the Day Today. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/MB0mAmoptg
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 22:57
  • Cameron. Your position on the EU hasn't helped things. Here's a reminder of it, for fans of the Day Today. #bbcqt https://t.co/MB0mAmoptg
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RT @MrLXC: Because if you speak Spanish you automatically have a mustache. pic.twitter.com/UYvs8fTuAl
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 14:19
  • RT @MrLXC: Because if you speak Spanish you automatically have a mustache. https://t.co/UYvs8fTuAl
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Happy #FathersDay to all the Dads out there. Because none of us are perfect. pic.twitter.com/JXaqA8Y5C6
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Jun 2016 11:57
  • Happy #FathersDay to all the Dads out there. Because none of us are perfect. https://t.co/JXaqA8Y5C6
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If Austria have a player called Schadenfreude it's time to bring him on. #Ronaldo #PORAUT #EURO2016
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jun 2016 20:36
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jun 2016 18:47
  • Farage's latest poster. #WelcomeHomeTim https://t.co/JvmsX91Wqj
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Radical thought for Twitter. It’s possible for this to be a terrorist act AND for him to have mental health problems https://t.co/bBFzYn6Fqp
Updated via TweetDeck at 18 Jun 2016 09:59
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"How dare people connect him with right-wing politics for their own agenda! He's a loner with mental health issues" pic.twitter.com/ztdCQrQYxW
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Jun 2016 07:38
  • "How dare people connect him with right-wing politics for their own agenda! He's a loner with mental health issues" https://t.co/ztdCQrQYxW
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Hoping today is a better day for everyone. Be good to each other. Yes, even to that person, you know who I mean. #FridayMotivation
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Jun 2016 06:30
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Today awful events remind us to try and choose compassion not hatred/division. That's why this poster is so wrong. pic.twitter.com/23Jy9o45AO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Jun 2016 20:09
  • Today awful events remind us to try and choose compassion not hatred/division. That's why this poster is so wrong. https://t.co/23Jy9o45AO
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Wales. If you throw the game, I promise to pronounce Lallana with a Welsh LL sound for ever. And LL Cool J. #EURO2016 #ENGWAL
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Jun 2016 11:57
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The Thames, Westminster. Farage disembarks together with his key allies. #flotilla pic.twitter.com/jIAoNzwZ9d
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jun 2016 11:12
  • The Thames, Westminster. Farage disembarks together with his key allies. #flotilla https://t.co/jIAoNzwZ9d
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Happy B’day to Twitter’s finest: @MooseAllain: v funny AND a lovely guy. Do follow if you don’t already. Money back guarantee*. *T&Cs apply
Updated via TweetDeck at 15 Jun 2016 08:19
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Boris, Gove etc: "After Brexit we'll have money for the NHS and the poor and vulnerable" *dog pulls back curtain* pic.twitter.com/OrUFdq0nio
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Jun 2016 07:19
  • Boris, Gove etc: "After Brexit we'll have money for the NHS and the poor and vulnerable"

*dog pulls back curtain* https://t.co/OrUFdq0nio
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Sour grapes. Now available from Iceland. https://t.co/nvqLxy7P4K pic.twitter.com/M5sruWSYKn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 14 Jun 2016 22:50
  • Sour grapes. Now available from Iceland. https://t.co/nvqLxy7P4K https://t.co/M5sruWSYKn
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Murdoch's right. We've had enough of being told what to do by unelected, unaccountable, powerful foreigners. Oh. pic.twitter.com/MiApd1p6A3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2016 22:26
  • Murdoch's right. We've had enough of being told what to do by unelected, unaccountable, powerful foreigners. Oh. https://t.co/MiApd1p6A3
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RT @haveigotnews: Vote Leave reactions: to Treasury Brexit analysis: You can't predict 14 years ahead! to Migration Watch report: 7m migra…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2016 16:02
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Owen Jones is so right. #Orlando was a homophobic attack. We must acknowledge that. After you, Donald Trump. https://t.co/SOt0FWK563
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 Jun 2016 07:37
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RT @MooseAllain: Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 12 Jun 2016 08:03
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I’m fine with Kane taking the corners as long as he’s quick enough to get on the other end of them when they arrive in the box. #ENGRUS
Updated via TweetDeck at 11 Jun 2016 19:25
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What I love about the Welsh fans is every one of them had to pass an audition for singing before being allowed to go France. #EURO2016 #WAL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2016 17:36
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2016 11:43
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RT @lolwarlol: Eliminate England from the tournament. But it was a tiny minority, not representative. Ah, now you get the immigrant/terro…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2016 08:42
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I'd respect Michael Gove's mistrust of experts a lot more if he let himself be operated on by an unqualified, non-expert surgeon.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 Jun 2016 08:08
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"Just how much of a twat are you, hooligan?" - "Me? I can't even throw a bottle without hitting myself" https://t.co/HuVmjpRfiK
Updated via Vine - Make a Scene at 10 Jun 2016 22:36
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Europe desperately throws its weight behind Brexit. https://t.co/3xQWqPO8Cf
Updated via TweetDeck at 10 Jun 2016 20:49
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RT @evilpez4: Disney's "Seven". pic.twitter.com/uwg9XYUSRd
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 10 Jun 2016 07:07
  • RT @evilpez4: Disney's "Seven". https://t.co/uwg9XYUSRd
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This is definitely going to deadlock. I just hope Louis Walsh doesn’t bottle it. #ITVEURef
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2016 20:52
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We need more Boris-style democracy: More unelected peers Boundary changes Voter register changes Cutting off opposition funding #ITVEURef
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2016 20:32
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Jot and Tittle are my favourite comedy double act. #ITVEURef #Boris
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2016 20:14
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“Sarah Wollaston, the economy/NHS aren’t reasons to change your mind on the EU. The only principled reason is to try and become PM” - Boris
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2016 09:30
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Mary Poppins is an action-packed movie which is also a sobering warning about the escalation of chimney sweeps. https://t.co/1i5ehTX8sl
Updated via TweetDeck at 09 Jun 2016 08:27
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"Yes but apart from workers' rights and maternity leave and air quality and cheap phone calls and peace, what's the EU ever done for us?"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2016 21:59
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Still my favourite storm photo. (HT @Pandamoanimum) pic.twitter.com/eb448Vkx3f
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 08 Jun 2016 13:57
  • Still my favourite storm photo.
(HT @Pandamoanimum) https://t.co/eb448Vkx3f
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Meanwhile, back at the government office in charge of voter registration... #ExtendTheDeadline https://t.co/8dXejOrKfZ
Updated via Vine - Make a Scene at 08 Jun 2016 09:55
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Don't forget to register to vote in the EU referendum after this one.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 08 Jun 2016 07:05
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Exclusive footage of Noel Edmonds and the inventor of the anti-ageing, anti-cancer box at work on their invention. https://t.co/WjocPNUgeW
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 07 Jun 2016 09:57
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Quiet things in order of increasing silence: Library Trappist monk Pin Drop Surface of Mars Perfect vacuum Theresa May during EU referendum
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Jun 2016 21:20
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RT @soursenseless: After years on Reddit I found the one good thing pic.twitter.com/Pj2AmQlH3q
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jun 2016 19:34
  • RT @soursenseless: After years on Reddit I found the one good thing https://t.co/Pj2AmQlH3q
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PM re Brexit lead: “I can’t understand how years of us blaming everything on immigrants has led to people blaming everything on immigrants”
Updated via TweetDeck at 06 Jun 2016 09:44
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Me, heading back to Twitter after a few week's away to re-enter the political debate. I'd forgotten what it's like. pic.twitter.com/tFpkIwk7PP
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 06 Jun 2016 08:13
  • Me, heading back to Twitter after a few week's away to re-enter the political debate. I'd forgotten what it's like. https://t.co/tFpkIwk7PP
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RT @JudeDoesOdd: Please help! My gran and her friend Pauline haven't been seen since Monday...both are vulnerable. pic.twitter.com/e1NBOChNKZ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2016 23:04
  • RT @JudeDoesOdd: Please help! My gran and her friend Pauline  haven't been seen since Monday...both are vulnerable. https://t.co/e1NBOChNKZ
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RT @savednude: HELP ME I DROPPED THE KNIFE WHILE CUTTING CHICKN & MY DOG PCKED IT UP THNKING WE WERE PLAYIN FETCH NOW HES CHASIN ME https:/pic.twitter.com/YJiALDc1Lm
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 05 Jun 2016 13:00
  • RT @savednude: HELP ME I DROPPED THE KNIFE WHILE CUTTING CHICKN & MY DOG PCKED IT UP THNKING WE WERE PLAYIN FETCH NOW HES CHASIN ME https:/…
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Does Michael Gove care about funding the NHS: a handy guide. pic.twitter.com/F6ngcReZJI
Updated via TweetDeck at 04 Jun 2016 12:31
  • Does Michael Gove care about funding the NHS: a handy guide. https://t.co/F6ngcReZJI
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"I want to see what it's like to combine strength, speed, wit, morality, intelligence and courage in one person" - God creating #MuhammadAli
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 Jun 2016 08:20
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RT @alanvaarwerk: turns out when you strip out the pictures from a buzzfeed article you get a strangely affecting free verse poem https://tpic.twitter.com/mFDvMmpMId
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 May 2016 22:55
  • RT @alanvaarwerk: turns out when you strip out the pictures from a buzzfeed article you get a strangely affecting free verse poem https://t…
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After this season you'd think #MUFC would be used to something that looks like the real thing but doesnt really work https://t.co/ywmq7r1gyz
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 21:20
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Spurs. When it comes to disappointing, they can even out-Arsenal Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/y0jQyuXbRO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 16:01
  • Spurs. When it comes to disappointing, they can even out-Arsenal Arsenal. https://t.co/y0jQyuXbRO
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"Remain are out of order, scaremongering with extreme claims like Brexit will lead to war and by the way the EU is like Hitler" - Boris.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 May 2016 12:34
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Didn’t watch #Eurovision? Then you missed the surprise winner at 5000-1. pic.twitter.com/woGjrseoEf
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 23:10
  • Didn’t watch #Eurovision? Then you missed the surprise winner at 5000-1. https://t.co/woGjrseoEf
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We should definitely introduce this system for General Elections. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 22:36
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Not saying #Eurovision is taking a long time but I think it’s being produced by Sir John Chilcot.
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 21:57
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THEY KNOW! THEY KNOW WE LAUGH AT THEM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 21:37
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Jarvis Cocker has invaded the stage during the Malta song and I have to say his moves have improved. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:43
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If you thought the Ukraine song finished a bit early it’s because Russia annexed 30 seconds of it. #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:40
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[Spanish singer comes off stage] “Why can’t I have had a wall like Russia!” *has massive tantrum* #Eurovision
Updated via TweetDeck at 14 May 2016 20:31
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I hereby plug a Kickstarter sitcom I'm doing with @TheRealJackDee @HarryHill @RomeshRanga https://t.co/jnWTPQ6Alt You get rewards and stuff.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 13 May 2016 07:51
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RT @Madedigital: I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔pic.twitter.com/yB8THvpCkOO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 11 May 2016 20:31
  • RT @Madedigital: I wonder how many branding agencies test their logos upside down? 🤔 https://t.co/yB8THvpCkO
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RT @mewo2: Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew pic.twitter.com/t1QDIZvDPa
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2016 19:35
  • RT @mewo2: Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew https://t.co/t1QDIZvDPa
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Sunderland move to fourth from bottom, the position which of course now guarantees survival and the Premier League trophy next season.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 07 May 2016 15:59
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RT @Cain_Unable: Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558? pic.twitter.com/gihJjgUdfH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 04 May 2016 22:29
  • RT @Cain_Unable: Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558? https://t.co/gihJjgUdfH
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Ranieri's smartest move was telling his players back in August that they needed 80 points to survive relegation. Congrats, Leicester! #LCFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 02 May 2016 21:05
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Why you should vote Zac Goldsmith. Here are his pledges for if he becomes mayor. pic.twitter.com/G6GX66S5p1
Updated via TweetDeck at 01 May 2016 13:10
  • Why you should vote Zac Goldsmith. Here are his pledges for if he becomes mayor. https://t.co/G6GX66S5p1
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Apr 2016 17:16
  • Arsenal's season. #AFCvCPFC https://t.co/B7yZKjLku7
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Vardy had to go. Just look at him! #LeiWhu pic.twitter.com/YmjpIswBRi
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Apr 2016 13:50
  • Vardy had to go. Just look at him! #LeiWhu https://t.co/YmjpIswBRi
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A reminder of just how short, clear and persuasive the government’s Remain leaflet is. #marr pic.twitter.com/YWsuMlqAoo
Updated via TweetDeck at 17 Apr 2016 08:48
  • A reminder of just how short, clear and persuasive the government’s Remain leaflet is. #marr https://t.co/YWsuMlqAoo
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[Tory HQ] "Changes to voter registration removed so many leftie students. Mwahaha!" "But... the referendum!" "SHIT!" pic.twitter.com/4yp0wgDfWY
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 22:43
  • [Tory HQ]
"Changes to voter registration removed so many leftie students. Mwahaha!"
"But... the referendum!"
"SHIT!" https://t.co/4yp0wgDfWY
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Probably my favourite Viner. #FF and all that. https://t.co/VT2zYpaIIT
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 18:10
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Downing Street confirms the Prime Minister is absolutely gutted by the relegation of his beloved West Ham. #avfc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 16:35
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RT @thepunningman: "Did you hear what he called me?" "Leave it Gerald, he's not worth it" pic.twitter.com/DHdJvVHziq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 14:20
  • RT @thepunningman: "Did you hear what he called me?"
"Leave it Gerald, he's not worth it" https://t.co/DHdJvVHziq
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Unhappy that people are protesting? Want to avoid the issues? Just find a tweet saying the media's ignoring them, focus on that. #4Demands
Updated via Twitter for iPad at 16 Apr 2016 13:04
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How to be Sunderland. Election: declare as quickly as possible. Relegation battle: leave it as late as possible. (Probably now) #NCFCvSAFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 11:52
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Hey, the government. Make people feel more relaxed with Trident by changing the name of the submarines to Nukey McNukeface.
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Apr 2016 08:45
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RT @thatlot: Are you bored? We can fix that. Read our Tweets of the Week: https://t.co/3CwU1aLP2j pic.twitter.com/giMRgWRn0q
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Apr 2016 07:57
  • RT @thatlot: Are you bored? We can fix that. 

Read our Tweets of the Week: https://t.co/3CwU1aLP2j https://t.co/giMRgWRn0q
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In this week's All In It Together, Dave's pals defend profits from offshore trusts as foodbank use hits record high. pic.twitter.com/l4JgmOkcvF
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Apr 2016 21:40
  • In this week's All In It Together, Dave's pals defend profits from offshore trusts as foodbank use hits record high. https://t.co/l4JgmOkcvF

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