David Schneider On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Schneider

Followers: 263,733 as of 25 Sep 16 23:44:23

Bio: Actor, writer, director, fool.

Website: https://t.co/X200PvU1Tu


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I hereby plug once more the first episode of Josh, series 2. With @joshwiddicombe, @TheRealJackDee and @mouthwaite https://t.co/LCvPokhgX3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Sep 2016 19:45
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RT @SkyNews: Another one bites the dust! A mashup of Jeremy Corbyn and Queen as he beats Owen Smith in Labour's Leadership race https://t.…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Sep 2016 12:00
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Leave Bradley Wiggins alone. He did nothing illegal. If you want to look at dodgy cyclists, what the hell was this… https://t.co/eKENxDRZ0h
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Sep 2016 11:04
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Impressed by the Corbyn 2.0 upgrade: more confident answers, comes with catchy slogans (“invest to grow”), clearly against Hard Brexit #Marr
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Sep 2016 09:01
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Boris Johnson's interview as full of bluster, panic and improvising to hide ignorance as that minicab driver the BB… https://t.co/IkBXjt0i8U
Updated via TweetDeck at 25 Sep 2016 08:24
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"Mr Hiddink. Phone for you" "Who is it?" "It's a Mr Abramovich. He says it's urgent" #AFCvCFC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2016 17:23
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Arsenal doing their best to win 20-0 to celebrate #Wenger20 #AFCvCFC
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Sep 2016 17:11
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RT @joss: i don't trust Hillary i say LOCK HER UP in a room with NO CORNERS, a sort of oval room, then HARD LABOR running things for YEARS,…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2016 13:40
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Now the #LabourLeadership election is over, here’s a handy guide of possible topics for the Labour Party. #Lab16 pic.twitter.com/8Xtn4IuXHb
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Sep 2016 11:41
  • Now the #LabourLeadership election is over, here’s a handy guide of possible topics for the Labour Party. #Lab16 https://t.co/8Xtn4IuXHb
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2016 10:50
  • So, that was worth doing... #LabourLeadership #Lab16 https://t.co/mDb7xn27nQ
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"If it goes to Deadlock, I'll be willing to do my bit" "Nah, I think you won't be needed, Louis" #LabourLeadershiphttps://t.co/gHoRZpWfWt
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Sep 2016 10:35
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Fact. Brexiteers only want a new Royal Yacht so they can paint “Let’s spend the £350m a week on the NHS” on its side.
Updated via TweetDeck at 24 Sep 2016 08:34
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New No.1 in my top unbelievable facts: 3. Snails can sleep for 3 years 2. Ancient Greek had no word for blue 1. Yahoo has 500m accounts (?!)
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Sep 2016 16:25
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Labour members. Are you helping or hindering the Tories? Here’s a handy flow chart. pic.twitter.com/HNPdRGROLt
Updated via TweetDeck at 23 Sep 2016 12:39
  • Labour members. Are you helping or hindering the Tories? Here’s a handy flow chart. https://t.co/HNPdRGROLt
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After his CEO resigns, Mike Ashley feels he's "lost his right arm" which, according to Sports Direct rules, is not a reason to pause working
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 23 Sep 2016 08:22
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Got me one of those new plastic fivers. If you want it, it's yours for a tenner. pic.twitter.com/nyVPoOLuL3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Sep 2016 20:50
  • Got me one of those new plastic fivers. If you want it, it's yours for a tenner. https://t.co/nyVPoOLuL3
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In this week's Haven't Got A Bloody Clue, Boris looks forward to even better trade with the EU than we have when we… https://t.co/Zmo1cWD34h
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Sep 2016 18:05
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The latest venture from Noel Edmonds comes as no surprise to fans of Deal Or No Deal. https://t.co/fejbE86RbW
Updated via Vine - Make a Scene at 22 Sep 2016 17:39
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Theresa May. Worried EU won’t agree a good Brexit? Simply put Jeremy Hunt in charge of negotiations then you can just impose a deal on them.
Updated via TweetDeck at 22 Sep 2016 08:53
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tfw you're not sure if you can use "tfw" cos you're over 50. pic.twitter.com/BcfsVnhUgc
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 22 Sep 2016 08:33
  • tfw you're not sure if you can use "tfw" cos you're over 50. https://t.co/BcfsVnhUgc
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Polling's closed in Labour leadership election. Well done, everyone! See you all same time, same place, next year! pic.twitter.com/CiHM7PCPL7
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Sep 2016 11:06
  • Polling's closed in Labour leadership election. Well done, everyone! See you all same time, same place, next year! https://t.co/CiHM7PCPL7
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Who have the Russians got coming up with excuses for bombing an aid convoy? An 8-year old schoolboy? pic.twitter.com/dxhJfwY8qJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 21 Sep 2016 09:50
  • Who have the Russians got coming up with excuses for bombing an aid convoy? An 8-year old schoolboy? https://t.co/dxhJfwY8qJ
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Douglas Carswell's repainted the bus. pic.twitter.com/0brrPR8rFR
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Sep 2016 22:59
  • Douglas Carswell's repainted the bus. https://t.co/0brrPR8rFR
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Of course #brangelina isn’t actually over until Angelina triggers Article 50. #JokeTemplate471
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Sep 2016 15:29
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To Twitter! For changing things so that gifs, links and pictures don't count in character totals and I'm less likel… https://t.co/aNx4xoD3SL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 20 Sep 2016 11:32
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Donald Trump Jr posts more honest Skittles tweet. pic.twitter.com/WuE94llz3x
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Sep 2016 09:56
  • Donald Trump Jr posts more honest Skittles tweet. https://t.co/WuE94llz3x
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“Damn PLP, distracting from Tories with leadership contest and btw we’re going to distract from Tories with deselections”. So depressing.
Updated via TweetDeck at 20 Sep 2016 07:27
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So proud of my government right now... pic.twitter.com/YDx8yP9oMO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Sep 2016 22:02
  • So proud of my government right now... https://t.co/YDx8yP9oMO
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Managing Man Utd? You may find this Jose Mourinho Excuse Generator handy. #MUFC (done with @Jason_Spacey) pic.twitter.com/ehVeNkYo83
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Sep 2016 11:52
  • Managing Man Utd? You may find this Jose Mourinho Excuse Generator handy. #MUFC
(done with @Jason_Spacey) https://t.co/ehVeNkYo83
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Corbyn: "I'll reach out to MPs" Momentum: "We are not campaigning for reselections" Meanwhile, on Twitter... pic.twitter.com/WEzGuXjN28
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 19 Sep 2016 09:28
  • Corbyn: "I'll reach out to MPs"

Momentum: "We are not campaigning for reselections"

Meanwhile, on Twitter... https://t.co/WEzGuXjN28
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RT @marcrileydj: Light entertainment in the 80's.... pic.twitter.com/YredCKJt0N
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 19 Sep 2016 08:40
  • RT @marcrileydj: Light entertainment in the 80's.... https://t.co/YredCKJt0N
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Documentary makers to train up 4-year olds to go undercover into Momentum Kids.
Updated via TweetDeck at 19 Sep 2016 08:20
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This is great. WARNING: contains calls for unity, compromise and positivity which may offend. https://t.co/mLgEV72umy
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Sep 2016 22:42
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And in today's "Real picture that looks like it's been badly photoshopped": Jordan Henderson's head. pic.twitter.com/Asxcbok0D1
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Sep 2016 13:55
  • And in today's "Real picture that looks like it's been badly photoshopped": Jordan Henderson's head. https://t.co/Asxcbok0D1
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With a smile you get from a job well done, Eva Carneiro puts the voodoo dolls back in the cupboard till the next game. #Mourinho #WATMUN
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Sep 2016 13:07
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Damian Green: "we want to help disabled people by making sure they don't have enough money to survive" #marr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 18 Sep 2016 08:31
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RT @moya_lm: when your ex suddenly gets really fit after you break up. https://t.co/PMSPfxXBhM
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2016 22:35
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Best pornbot so far: the avatar, tweet, "the cock inside yourself" (what's that? The cock within? One's inner cock?) pic.twitter.com/lQKCrJUi1M
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2016 19:47
  • Best pornbot so far: the avatar, tweet, "the cock inside yourself" (what's that? The cock within? One's inner cock?) https://t.co/lQKCrJUi1M
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RT @lucyportercomic: Bought my 4 year old this hat from H&M kids despite the fact he can't even cope with skunk yet. pic.twitter.com/4BIAsRb0Iq
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 17 Sep 2016 12:42
  • RT @lucyportercomic: Bought my 4 year old this hat from H&M kids despite the fact he can't even cope with skunk yet. https://t.co/4BIAsRb0Iq
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A reminder of how close Donald Trump is to the end of his list of things to say or do to get out of being President. pic.twitter.com/XgSEfMOv4c
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 17 Sep 2016 11:30
  • A reminder of how close Donald Trump is to the end of his list of things to say or do to get out of being President. https://t.co/XgSEfMOv4c
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Man who punched guy in the nuts for 5 years declares himself hero for deciding to stop punching guy in the nuts. #Trump
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2016 23:05
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“Getting BBC to reveal who’s earning £150K+ is a positive step that will in no way hamstring them” says government spokesman, Rupert Murdoch
Updated via TweetDeck at 16 Sep 2016 16:08
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For the purposes of this picture, Diane James will play the part of the UK. Nigel Farage is appearing as himself. pic.twitter.com/DQ16PJKUxI
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 16 Sep 2016 13:39
  • For the purposes of this picture, Diane James will play the part of the UK. Nigel Farage is appearing as himself. https://t.co/DQ16PJKUxI
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Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2016 08:58
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Osborne claims new Northern Powerhouse think-tank will protect his legacy of spouting the empty phrase while pouring wealth into the South.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2016 07:22
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Still my favourite storm picture. #thunderstorms (HT @Pandamoanimum) pic.twitter.com/cQYX5NIoum
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 16 Sep 2016 06:40
  • Still my favourite storm picture. #thunderstorms 
(HT @Pandamoanimum) https://t.co/cQYX5NIoum
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A reminder of how the Tories' Project Back To The Good Old Days is getting on. #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/1gkOtqAJiY
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 15 Sep 2016 21:59
  • A reminder of how the Tories' Project Back To The Good Old Days is getting on. #bbcqt https://t.co/1gkOtqAJiY
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Grammar schools, Labour at war with itself, nuclear power plants being commissioned - of course The 1975 got nominated. #MercuryPrize
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Sep 2016 20:29
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RT @FullFrontalSamB: We got an exclusive first look at Trump’s medical records. pic.twitter.com/muLWfudwrC
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 15 Sep 2016 19:22
  • RT @FullFrontalSamB: We got an exclusive first look at Trump’s medical records. https://t.co/muLWfudwrC

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