David Baddiel On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user David Baddiel

Followers: 482,959 as of 26 Apr 17 01:13:39

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Website: http://t.co/SHJBLwfaYO


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RT @Ceri_Shields: David @Baddiel 's stage show: dementia, depression, infidelity, bereavement, anger, loss, "inverted commas". Very funny.…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 22:34
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Thanks Amelia. Tiger and Pip. Pip's the reincarnation of my mother. https://t.co/RiNX9hljCO
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 22:33
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Excellent. Send him my thanks. ps bit worried about the Ninja. https://t.co/71IR4gVDyD
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 20:05
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RT @londonisfunny: Review, finally, of David @Baddiel – My Family (Not the Sitcom). About 100 times better than My Family (the Sitcom) http…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 20:04
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RT @Akil1701A: @Baddiel Is she sending it by airmail?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 20:00
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RT @YourPlatformUK: Making comedy out of grief! Sarah Jawad reviews @Baddiel’s uncomfortably honest show, playing until 3rd June 2017. htt…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 18:56
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RT @lalonip3: @Baddiel Y'know what people with only one wing do? Fly round in circles.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 18:18
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A. I don't believe in wings. Except with Paul McCartney. B. Sure the Labour slogan will be shit. C. Yawn is a… https://t.co/2enwqLOo4D
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 18:16
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RT @hugorifkind: Has anybody asked Tim Farron whether it's a sin to say that gay sex isn't a sin when you actually think gay sex is a sin?
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 17:57
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I'll be honest. Slogan-wise, I don't think it's up there with "For Mash, Get Smash". pic.twitter.com/WyxRFd0ieF
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 17:55
  • I'll be honest. Slogan-wise, I don't think it's up there with "For Mash, Get Smash". https://t.co/WyxRFd0ieF
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RT @timdarv: A great coup for the new @bowelcancer fundraising book with non other than @Baddiel on board https://t.co/xKXl4o1wo8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 15:46
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You know, in my day, a *hobby* was, y'know, stamp-collecting; fly-fishing; Airfix modelling. But still, times move… https://t.co/1jGkUT4Vew
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 14:34
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Unite against Dementia with Alzheimer's Society. Please share. #UnitedAgainstDementia https://t.co/jEo1etEjPL
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 13:55
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"Is there anything more disgusting, more sniffing your finger after scratching your asshole, than reading your own sent emails?" Louis CK.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 12:57
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"People make too much of a fuss about *life*. Make a list of every shitty thing ever: that's in life." Louis C.K, from 2017.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 10:27
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Surely a TrumpBot could be made to just pump out tweets saying: ALL THE HORRID NASTY PEOPLE ARE LYING, EVERYONE TH… https://t.co/p2eyzhQSZo
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 10:00
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 09:50
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Tweet of the day so far goes to Fiona. pic.twitter.com/kltIWEngkt
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 09:46
  • Tweet of the day so far goes to Fiona. https://t.co/kltIWEngkt
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Can't spot any of those words in my tweet. Computer must be using invisible ink again. pic.twitter.com/kV8LDN2vQf
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 09:09
  • Can't spot any of those words in my tweet. Computer must be using invisible ink again. https://t.co/kV8LDN2vQf
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And now, some messages from my sponsors. Or at least, people who paid to see me last night. pic.twitter.com/2rht6DQTCR
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 07:49
  • And now, some messages from my sponsors. Or at least, people who paid to see me last night. https://t.co/2rht6DQTCR
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RT @TheDaiLlew: @Baddiel Is the ageism all in the UK? Because marrying your schoolteacher is more French than Charles Trenet selling onions…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 07:32
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Bong! Here is The News. Oh no wait a minute, someone's changed it. pic.twitter.com/BP3FmsWyGt
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 07:26
  • Bong! Here is The News. Oh no wait a minute, someone's changed it. https://t.co/BP3FmsWyGt
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The ageism directed at Macron's wife is off the charts. Age gap wouldn't even be noticed the other way round. #yesIknowshewashisteacher
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Apr 2017 07:23
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Yes. I am a Dad. https://t.co/y2sVmoW0Ky
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 07:14
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Imagine it will Creep. pic.twitter.com/2sI9ViXHWx
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 07:08
  • Imagine it will Creep. https://t.co/2sI9ViXHWx
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Elizabeth Bowen. How could it have taken me so long to read her? She's amazing.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Apr 2017 00:13
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Excellent top line. And thanks. https://t.co/p6IBiVb6HM
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 22:58
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I dunno about you, but Marine Le Pen still feels to me fairly, y'know...*National Front-y*.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 22:57
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This is a soundbite in which the sound, sadly, has considerably more impact than it's bite. https://t.co/TD5DBkRCoG
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 22:12
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RT @ShentonStage: @Baddiel @curtainupshow Well worth the price! What a great show!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2017 15:46
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This is a bargain. Thinking of paying it myself. https://t.co/elshdkbe2b
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 14:53
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I agree, John. Although not in your case, as you can't even bloody write the word "with". https://t.co/Hnr6T6GjHp
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 14:16
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"You *are* a procrastinator. You didn't say your first sentence till you were 4. And then it was: "I'll do it tomorrow." Nicole, to Gumball.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 13:49
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 12:15
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Make you feel better *about* yourself @twistedsteve76. And capital J for just. And space *before* full stop not aft… https://t.co/0qntD6iATf
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 12:15
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RT @balconyshirts: @Baddiel If he's told you once, HE'S TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, DAVID.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 12:00
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And this one is a comedian, according to his bio. The wrongest thing a comedian can do: aspire to spurious adulthoo… https://t.co/ARr0Fuk4pu
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:59
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I see there must be some kind of meeting of the Headmasters Union on today. https://t.co/u0zIfs4KNM
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:58
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I do, but they do also provide some of my best material. https://t.co/FWsFakNfqm
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:43
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But: if you want maturity, Ralph: nothing makes you look less like a grown-up than striving for it with patronising… https://t.co/f2nCJkKL5o
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:40
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Still going with it. If you check my TimeLine you'll see the way I react to personal remarks is to make fun of them… https://t.co/dYVcGqtsjw
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:37
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Thank you so much Mr. Dixon. And thank you too for the thorough caning. I know it hurt you more than it hurt me. https://t.co/OmyjAsxDX4
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:36
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What, by making that face? pic.twitter.com/i0qsOkGDRC
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:10
  • What, by making that face? https://t.co/i0qsOkGDRC
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As we know I love nothing more than this tone. Saves me the trouble of going back to my old school in the hope of f… https://t.co/u1LBViYTqp
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 11:05
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This is what, as far as the little evidence I have points, my Great-Uncle Arno died fighting in... https://t.co/uihe2xPCu3
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Apr 2017 10:42
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RT @TodayTixUK: 24hr Offer! Get £15 tickets to see @Baddiel's My Family: Not The Sitcom this week. https://t.co/v7IKE10aOJ
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Apr 2017 07:44
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RT @tds153: @Baddiel You're taking a real risk of being called out for being dentist here.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Apr 2017 22:03
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Perhaps. But I've never met a dentist who asked for payment in morals. #TonyBlairsteeth https://t.co/cF8HynvHzj
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Apr 2017 21:58
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RT @angelascanlon: If you haven't, go see the brilliant @Baddiel 's new show. It is MAGIC. I howled & cringed & cried...*just don't take yo…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Apr 2017 21:46
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Thanks. Sometimes people take me to task about it, saying: is that all you see yourself as? What about "human being… https://t.co/vYtnhd3fi9
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 23 Apr 2017 21:45

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