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David Baddiel On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets
Followers: 165,255 @ 07 Feb 12 01:22:54
Bio: Jew
Website: http://www.baddiel.com
Twitter Page: David Baddiel Official Twitter Page
Bio: Jew
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Twitter Page: David Baddiel Official Twitter Page
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Watching Drive. I know Ryan Gosling's a big hottie for the ladies but something about his face reminds me of Groutie out of Porridge.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Monday, February 06, 2012 10:59 PM
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I don't know. RT @lovelylynnbell: @Baddiel I read your tweets in your voice. I don't do it for anyone else. Are we all?
Updated via web at Monday, February 06, 2012 2:44 PM
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Dear @gralefrit. That fake TOTP is so funny I've emailed the link to friends. And I never do that with comedy YouTube vids. Well done.
Updated via web at Monday, February 06, 2012 12:34 PM
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that is very funny RT @charltonbrooker: Proof the charts ain't what they used to be: http://t.co/3YeKAb6L.
Updated via web at Monday, February 06, 2012 11:54 AM
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Why is trending topic GOD is NEAR in capitals? Is it to visually suggest his encroaching nearness?
Updated via web at Monday, February 06, 2012 11:54 AM
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Went with @wossy to see Pippin at The Chocolate Factory tonight. It was gloriously mental, with some brilliant songs.
Updated via web at Friday, February 03, 2012 11:44 PM
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Shalom Auslander's Hope: A Tragedy is the funniest novel I've read for a long time.
Updated via web at Friday, February 03, 2012 12:44 PM
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Well, many thanks for the many boiler jokes. Good to know the spirit of Les Dawson lives on.
Updated via web at Wednesday, February 01, 2012 11:39 AM
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Boiler's gone down on the coldest day of the year. Brrr.
Updated via web at Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:09 AM
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I wonder if revolutionary types, rather than refusing a knighthood, will now accept one, then do their best to get it rescinded.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:59 PM
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Oh no it's changed now to "excessive use of profanity in the presence of the Queen." Who are these hair trigger Wikipedia wags?
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:54 PM
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Hmm. This is what is says on Wikipedia: "Goodwin's knighthood was annulled in 2012 following his mispronunciation of the word "scone"."
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:54 PM
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Reason is negative and dialectical, because it resolves the determinations of understanding into nothing (Hegel) #Justin is the Sexiest
Updated via web at Monday, January 30, 2012 3:54 PM
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Muppet Movie is a very lovely film. And benefits greatly from having a Flight of the Conchords feel to it...
Updated via web at Thursday, January 26, 2012 10:44 PM
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A while back, I tweeted about my wallet falling out of my jacket whilst on my bike. Today I dropped a mould of my teeth.
Updated via web at Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:59 PM
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Radio 4 show I did about the first ever castaway on Desert Island Discs is here...http://tinyurl.com/7frrl8b
Updated via web at Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:59 PM
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So The Women In Black is very scary. At one point I screamed. Well, it was kind of a high-pitched man-shout.
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 5:24 PM
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Saw We Need To Talk About Kevin last night. It's very good.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 24, 2012 11:54 AM
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My thoughts are with the great Bobby Tambling, seriously ill in hospital. #OneBobbyTambling
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 24, 2012 12:34 AM
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Why exactly does the head of BBC Trust think print journalists should not have statutory regulation when all his BBC ones do?
Updated via web at Monday, January 23, 2012 9:54 AM
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For the signifier is a unit in its very uniqueness, being by nature symbolic only of an absence. (Lacan) #We BELIEVE in Justin
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 7:41 PM
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Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. (Kant) #AllBeliebersAreFlawless
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 6:29 PM
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@stephenfry i am of the opinion that you being out of the country will give CFC a massive confidence boost...
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 11:09 AM
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"Every discourse carries with it an outline of methodology" (Derrida) #Jeliebers Until The End
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:24 PM
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@wossy please don't phelgm up any of your lovely cigar accessories.
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:24 AM
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yes thanks: this one. every time anyone clicks on a Wiki entry. RT @Bananabarman: @Baddiel Just for you. :-) http://t.co/580isxzM
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:04 AM
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That starkly lit W you get when when you click on a Wikipedia entry today is a *tad* self-dramatising. Should have a DUMDUMDAAH! sting.
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 18, 2012 9:59 AM
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"An inner process stands in need of outward criteria" (Wittgenstein) #JustinLovesHisBELIEBERS
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 9:29 PM
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Approaching Warwick Avenue today, the car radio started playing Warwick Avenue. For a second, I thought the satnav had burst into song.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:49 PM
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In a perfect world Olivia Colman would be up for a BAFTA; but in that world comedy wouldn't be a lesser artform, and so would Kristen Wiig.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:44 AM
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Sky +d Globes last night: E! seem to have pulled plug on it just as @RickyGervais started to do gags about Kim Kardashian...
Updated via web at Monday, January 16, 2012 8:59 AM
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Really enjoyed gig at http://t.co/rHTHagVd last night with @ajhmurray, @Herring1967, @shappikorsandi etc. Well done organiser @girlonetrack
Updated via web at Saturday, January 14, 2012 9:24 AM
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Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:49 PM
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meanwhile for anyone else who'd like to say they've never been a fan but The Infidels not as shit as they thought http://t.co/ly7eSR7J
Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:29 PM
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not sure this one *quite* works RT @mumphLT: It's like someone tossing you off whilst they watch Emmerdale on TV innit?
Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:14 PM
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Other grudging praise ideas are coming in...
Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:14 PM
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Yr stocks gone up is almost up there with Not great is it...
Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:09 PM
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I don't generally RT praise: but this one is so brilliantly grudging it made me laugh...
Updated via web at Friday, January 13, 2012 12:09 PM
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I meant of course @TracyAnnO. Not @TracyAnneO. Her radio play. Is an audio book. Etc etc.
Updated via web at Thursday, January 12, 2012 11:34 AM
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The fabulous @TracyAnneO's radio play about Bette Davis is now an audiobook http://t.co/lTgMcomw
Updated via web at Thursday, January 12, 2012 11:29 AM
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Am doing one of my really very infrequent stand-up gigs tomorrow at http://t.co/By0VeB3Z
Updated via web at Thursday, January 12, 2012 11:24 AM
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Was on Newsnight last night, looking pretty jowly, but talking about film funding http://t.co/jCo9eMwx
Updated via web at Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:59 AM
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Having said that, turns out Peppa Pig is, basically, 120 Days of Sodom
http://t.co/UL7fwCOz
Updated via web at Monday, January 09, 2012 12:59 PM
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In Shameless this week Morwenna B plays a hard-nosed contractor paid to take down the Gallaghers. It's probably not for Mummy Pig fans.
Updated via web at Monday, January 09, 2012 12:34 PM
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If Paul Scholes can do it, why not Bowie?
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, January 08, 2012 2:24 PM
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I know David Bowie is 65 today but god I wish he'd come out of retirement.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Sunday, January 08, 2012 9:34 AM
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Another quote I wished we'd had for the poster coming up RT...
Updated via web at Sunday, January 08, 2012 1:14 AM
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Thanks again to all who watched the movie today on iplayer and wrote such nice things to me: it's very much appreciated.
Updated via web at Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:44 AM
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Very touched by all love shown towards The Infidel last night. If you missed it, it's on iPlayer: http://t.co/ly7eSR7J
Updated via web at Saturday, January 07, 2012 9:39 AM
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Many thanks for all nice tweets about The Infidel. I missed it as was out. But have seen it before.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:24 AM
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I'm RTing @sarahsportmag as I really think we should've used "much funnier than it sounds" on the poster...
Updated via web at Friday, January 06, 2012 12:44 PM
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Listening to The Kinks and wondering why it is that McCartney and Jagger and Elton have knighthoods but not Ray Davies.
Updated via web at Friday, January 06, 2012 12:29 PM
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"That's Noah And The Whale. I like them. Quirky." Good old Richard Madeley.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, January 06, 2012 9:14 AM
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The Infidel is on BBC1 tonight, after Graham Norton...
Updated via web at Friday, January 06, 2012 8:34 AM
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Watching Tyrannosaur. It's not really a date movie.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:59 PM
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Jeremy Hunt dresses like a Jeremy Hunt for the premiere of The Iron Lady
http://t.co/3TxWGiEy
Updated via web at Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:24 AM
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Having failed to get a response on the phone, I'm now laughably tweeting @thameswater about the waterfall of a burst pipe outside my house.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 4:59 PM
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In Cornwall, about to watch some fireworks explode over the sea. Happy New Year all.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:24 PM
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I actually quite liked the first half hour. The second 27 hrs were more challenging. Let's roll!
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, December 30, 2011 6:59 PM
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The dialogue in Transformers: Dark of The Moon seems to consist mainly of the phrase "Let's roll!"
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, December 30, 2011 6:54 PM
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Unless they want to get very frustrated, I'd advise the government not to try and get RyanAir to cancel their surcharge via the website.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, December 23, 2011 2:49 PM
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Very good piece about @Glinner's Ladykillers and the artistry of funny by @PeterBradshaw1http://tinyurl.com/dy4fcvs
Updated via web at Friday, December 23, 2011 10:24 AM
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Watching Joanna Hogg's Archipelago. There's yet to be a scene where 2 cops do some wisecracks following an enormous explosion.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, December 23, 2011 1:09 AM
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I think I'm having a Maynards Sours hangover.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Wednesday, December 21, 2011 5:24 PM
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I may be on this Imagine on stand-up on BBC1. But also may have been cut in case people thought Alan Yentob had got his nephew in.
Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 10:24 PM
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Thanks to all for 4Thought comments, even bloke who said I'm going to hell http://t.co/HKe9RrHc
Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 10:04 PM
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Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 11:20 AM
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Not spotted a respectful Kim Jong-Il tweet yet. Surely there must be *one*? Maybe from @KimJong-Un?
Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 11:20 AM
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Brilliantly written review of Dreams of a Life by @PeterBradshaw1 http://t.co/Yfu4Wmel
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 10:29 AM
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Let the sad bells ring: ding dong The Hitch is dead. RIP.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Friday, December 16, 2011 9:14 AM
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The Dictator looks v funny. But not as funny as the desperate envious resentment of the comments beneath. http://t.co/PHEOlzTC
Updated via web at Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:19 PM
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For the first time tonight, directed at Man City fans, I heard TV scheduling used as a chant: "Thursday night, Channel 5..."
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 11:54 PM
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That's told me. RT @theboyhotspur: @Baddiel Pity you don't hibernate.
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 1:59 PM
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We gave hamster 4 hours reviving time. Then my son said: Dad. I'm getting bored.
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 1:29 PM
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My son's hamster died yesterday. V sad. But worse: having buried him, still not *entirely* sure he wasn't hibernating.
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 1:29 PM
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Interestingly, Neville Thurlbeck has gone for the look of the kind of man who, re P McMullan, would need privacy #Leveson
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 12:09 PM
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Thanks for all spam-stopping ideas. meanwhile if someone tweets from here about how much money they made as a working mum, it's not me.
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 10:49 AM
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My email is sending out weird spam to everyone I know. How do I stop this?
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 10:34 AM
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Yes of course I know it's a NIN track. But it was the Johnny Cash cover that stands at the opposite end of the artistic spectrum to...that.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:39 PM
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If the pop star thing doesn't work out for Jessie from Little Mix, I feel there's a chair already waiting for her at Loose Women.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Saturday, December 10, 2011 8:14 PM
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So to clarify: five times is pretty good.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:14 AM
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Horrible Bosses made me laugh out loud 5 times.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:14 AM
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Steve Coogan and @SarahMillican75 and Viz: what's not to like? http://t.co/j1sbpE34
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 12:49 PM
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For those asking, confused about how #NOTGREATISIT started, it comes from me RTing this troll's fine words @BRUCEBROWN0069
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 10:29 AM
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Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 10:19 AM
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The immensity of space #NOTGREATISIT...Oh hold on, yes it is.
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 10:09 AM
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Yes this I think is the way forward....RT @Aggrajag: TYPING IN CAPS... #NOTGREATISIT :-)
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 10:05 AM
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I feel there's a faint chance that we could make NOT GREAT IS IT trend as a catchphrase #NOTGREATISIT
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 9:59 AM
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Meanwhile, I know one shouldn't feed the trolls, but this one I'm about to RT made me laugh out loud, esp "NOT GREAT IS IT"
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 9:24 AM
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Slightly too late for a Jew-Muslim Xmas, BBC1 is showing The Infidel on Jan 6, after Graham Norton http://t.co/DDQDa9gI
Updated via web at Friday, December 09, 2011 9:19 AM
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@Glinner well done Graham...take that Today Programme...
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:09 PM
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For those asking, yesterday's Heresy on R4 on which I appeared is available here http://t.co/xVCQa7J4
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 9:39 AM
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Storyville: Inside Job. Incredible.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:34 PM
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