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Danny Wallace On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets
Followers: 115,643 @ 07 Feb 12 00:26:17
Bio: Writer. Views are very obviously my own and not somehow to be confused with those of any associated corporations, small businesses or newsagents.
Website: http://www.dannywallace.com
Twitter Page: Danny Wallace Official Twitter Page
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Twitter Page: Danny Wallace Official Twitter Page
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Denzel Washington talks about Michael Fish. One moment of many odd ones in the new podcast... --> http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Sunday, February 05, 2012 6:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Geez, it's cold. Look out for your elderly neighbours this weekend, eh? Blimey.
Updated via web at Friday, February 03, 2012 8:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
This seems unlikely. http://t.co/XvnMBX3T
Updated via Camera on iOS at Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:29 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Loose Women's Janet Street-Porter is "questioning the quality" of BBC programming again. I hope she'll be on I'm A Celebrity again soon.
Updated via web at Monday, January 30, 2012 7:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Our show is up for a @loadedmag LAFTA - this is our heart-warming appeal http://t.co/8fcb78pN and this is the vote-hub! http://t.co/4LEEeUPQ
Updated via web at Monday, January 30, 2012 6:09 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Best thing about Take Me Out is trying to guess which of the contestants will be in the papers soon for credit card fraud or carjacking.
Updated via web at Saturday, January 28, 2012 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I would be VERY surprised if Michael Sheen wasn't already trying to buy the rights to Dowling/Cocozza.
Updated via web at Friday, January 27, 2012 10:24 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Nic Cage, @noelfielding11, and ten words with Liam Neeson. Plus I say something that sounds rude by accident. Podcast. http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Friday, January 27, 2012 6:59 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Netflix is brilliant if you only want to watch films you'd usually buy in a bucket on a garage forecourt.
Updated via web at Friday, January 27, 2012 2:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Nicholas Cage is about to walk into my studio.
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, January 26, 2012 8:09 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
6am. A freezing Leicester Square. Time for breakfast radio.
Updated via TwitBird at Monday, January 23, 2012 5:54 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Just seen a woman pegging it down an alleyway in a huge union jack top hat. Hope to see this reenactment on Crimewatch.
Updated via TwitBird at Friday, January 20, 2012 10:19 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Playing some unusual songs on the show this morning. http://t.co/7kfHWdf6
Updated via Camera on iOS at Friday, January 20, 2012 8:39 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Font racism. The Golden Age of Steam. Together at last. My new podcast! --> http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Thursday, January 19, 2012 8:39 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The @themiltonjones TV show tonight was simply to distract from today's big news story: http://t.co/BSxsza2J
Updated via web at Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:25 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
#ff @OfficialDiceMan The author, the legend, the man who once fed me olive, peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
Updated via web at Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:49 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Goat-riding monkey raids farm! Details in my new podcast --> http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:44 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I can't stop playing this. What happens when a radio show stops transmitting at the wrong time. http://t.co/XQcam8Nu
Updated via Tweet Button at Friday, January 13, 2012 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Look how proud Liz Jones is of this joke. A shame people get away with stuff like this. http://t.co/9djHVmGr
Updated via Camera on iOS at Thursday, January 12, 2012 6:39 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
If you like music and fun, especially when you're driving, @eoghanmcdermo on @xfm is your man. I chop carrots while listening.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The end of CBB was like a sort of lookalike competition, where you had to guess who people sort of looked a bit like.
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, January 05, 2012 11:14 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
At last we will be able to watch Natalie Cassidy, Nicola McLean and Denise Welch, even when we're *not* in a Wetherspoons.
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
It says a lot about this year's CBB that they saved Denise Welch for last.
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The Bank Job should have more rules unfolding almost at random. #bankjob
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, January 05, 2012 10:44 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
#banthiswordin2012 Dissatisfied. I just think we can do better.
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:39 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Just catching up on a few things and see it's 2012. This was 2011 in 8 words. http://t.co/w25PeV7H
Updated via TweetMeme at Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:14 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@julianclary Congrats on being sponsored by MAC
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@julianclary Congrats on being sponsored by MAC.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@julianclary Congrats on being sponsored by MAC!
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@julianclary Congrats on being sponsored by MAC
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I love that Rupert Murdoch accidentally tweeted some bloke in Illinois called @andrew. Love his picture and bio.
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:24 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
A Question of Taste is one of those polite middle-England shows that gets a laugh when it reveals that the answer to a question is 'Alcohol'
Updated via web at Monday, January 02, 2012 9:29 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
"Join Me, If You Like, I Don't Mind." "Yeah, Maybe, Man." "Friends Like These, Or Those, I'm Not Fussed." #lessambitiousbooks
Updated via web at Monday, January 02, 2012 9:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Hello! Hey - just to let you know - I'm now @dannywallace. Okay? Okay!
Updated via web at Monday, January 02, 2012 5:59 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Turns out, in fairness, they were referring to the clean-up afterwards. I thought it seemed weird. As @mrjamesob says, "they were robbed".
Updated via web at Friday, December 30, 2011 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The London Riots seem to have been named the 15th Best Moment of 2011 in the One Show's "Best of 2011" Countdown.
Updated via web at Friday, December 30, 2011 7:44 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Recently, on a bus, my son pointed at a gentleman's beergut and shouted, "BABY! BABY!".
Updated via web at Thursday, December 29, 2011 7:30 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
My mum enjoyed the new Woody Allen time travel film to a point, but did say the time travel element seemed "a little unlikely".
Updated via web at Monday, December 26, 2011 8:44 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@Joey7Barton Joseph, we'd be happy to welcome you back to Xfm. Danny.
Updated via TwitBird at Friday, December 23, 2011 1:44 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
By the way, as it's so popular, I should tell you that the silver rollerboot is a pin cushion which shows "some signs of wear".
Updated via web at Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:54 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I'm watching a show in which a woman is attempting to raise money by selling these three items. http://t.co/ysR0BYMp
Updated via Camera on iOS at Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:44 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Just to say: you can listen again to today's 100% live (music, guests, audience, jingles, ads) Naked Breakfast here: http://t.co/8QnQGLkU
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:04 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
On the overground home. Think we did something new today. Hope we raised a ton for WarChild. Thank you if you were there - or involved! X
Updated via TwitBird at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 6:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
At the O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire! One hour til we go TOTALLY live on @xfm 104.9fm !
Updated via TwitBird at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:59 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Only 8 mins until time runs out to bid for this: http://t.co/PUc02MHi - Ten tickets to see Stereophonics, Weller, Minchin, Noble and more...
Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 4:59 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
This is great... tickets for you and 9 mates for tomorrow's Stereophonics/Minchin/Weller and more all-star gig! http://t.co/J4Ij3pY3
Updated via web at Monday, December 19, 2011 1:39 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I SWEAR this is true!! The subtitles on Sky News just said that Kim Jong Il "masturbated in several public places."
Updated via TwitBird at Monday, December 19, 2011 8:09 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
#myfavouritefood, Noel's Christmas Presents, #iLoveBieberBecause all trending. Twitter critics implode with joy.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 18, 2011 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Because I am so subversive, I am going to do #ff now - @boobygraffoe is funny, silly and handsome. In almost that order.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:49 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
And David Croft, of course! So much of my childhood was made more fun by him.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:14 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I really enjoyed watching the comedy awards tonight. Would've been good to have had a moment for John Sullivan, though. Big contribution.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:09 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Guys, @robertpopper just posted this, and I totally agree with him. Take this to heart - and believe. http://t.co/pemjaGBH
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 12:59 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@sarah_cawood I need to get to know Low more. Hey, how's your bump?
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 12:49 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Thanks for all your help. Some amazing tracks! x
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 12:09 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
It's like I'm taking your requests, but with literally no enjoyment on your part. Thank you.
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 11:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I'm making a Xmas playlist for a thing. Need cool songs. Got Eels, Smith & Burrows, Wheeler & Emmy, got Minchin, She&Him... what else?
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 11:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I'm watching the E4 Comedy Awards afterparty and @rickedwards1 should be knighted.
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 11:35 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@robertpopper Good luck tonight! ALL THE BILLY BEST!
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 7:44 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
And if you haven't sampled its award-winning wares yet, here's a link... http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 1:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Hey, thanks if you voted for the podcast in the @thepoke awards! The podcast won! And cheers Pokeblokes!
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The latest podcast! Angry nerds and an obscene bus! http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN And if you like it... http://t.co/172H99Le
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 13, 2011 6:04 PM
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And just two hours until the Tim Minchin DVD goes!
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 2:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Ace Christmas presents! And all for @buildafrica! Bid! Bid! Bid!
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 2:34 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
SIGNED copy of The Hangover 2! SIGNED copy of @timminchin's new DVD! SIGNED copy of @smhelloladies DVD! http://t.co/V1fTEfHP
Updated via web at Monday, December 12, 2011 2:29 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
And so I leave New York - having made a brilliant new friend - @OfficialDiceMan - and spent the morning designing a muppet.
Updated via TwitBird iPad at Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:59 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Guess who I'm with! http://t.co/4FFNVuve
Updated via Camera on iOS at Friday, December 09, 2011 8:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Naked Breakfast - live at O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire! My house band: Stereophonics! More info: http://t.co/vUPLhYIi @xfm
Updated via TwitBird at Monday, December 05, 2011 9:04 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
The classic debate rages on. http://t.co/eIX40XO2
Updated via Camera on iOS at Monday, December 05, 2011 7:44 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Kelly's got an album out right now too? All these amazing exclusives tonight. #xfactor
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 8:39 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@OCRadio Yes, on my show on the new DAB station, AbsolutelyChristian'sFavouriteSongs.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 8:29 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
If I was in charge of the PR for Little Mix, I'd call my team Little Prix.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
With the red lighting behind them and the loud opera, more and more the X Factor judges walk-on feels like the welcome you'd get in Hell.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I mean, I've just watched a woman roll a marble down a bannister, and it looks like it cost more than my house.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I love The Cube. I love how it looks incredibly expensive, but how at the same time you could make it at home for 40p and a mate in a mask.
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
PS: we're trying to raise enough money today to really help a school in Kenya. Reckon you could spare a quid or two? http://t.co/2vEVIknm
Updated via web at Saturday, December 03, 2011 12:24 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
New podcast! Featuring Angry Nerds! http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN Oh - and if you like the podcasts... ahem... http://t.co/172H99Le
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 2:24 PM
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Well, this seems like a sensible idea. http://t.co/22Fsr3hH
Updated via web at Thursday, December 01, 2011 6:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Karmageddon 10 on Saturday! 10 years since I stood at the bottom of Oxford Street with a Join Me sign... http://t.co/uipVdSQ8
Updated via web at Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
If Paul McMullen was cast in the film of his own life as a grubby, tawdry journalist, they'd say he was too cliched and unbelievable.
Updated via web at Tuesday, November 29, 2011 7:29 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Gino D'Acampo once burgled Paul Young's house? What? http://t.co/fEZMJiYU
Updated via web at Saturday, November 26, 2011 6:09 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Brand new podcast, with @timminchin and @jimmycarr! Plus a sexist ghost, Young Mozart, and a pint of gravy. --> http://t.co/IPZ3HmiN
Updated via web at Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
I laughed at the thing I was hoping wouldn't happen but did. It was excruciating. But cathartic.
Updated via TwitBird at Tuesday, November 22, 2011 2:14 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Something embarrassing's about to happen, and because I've had a pint, I know I'm gonna start laughing when it does. But I can't. I mustn't.
Updated via TwitBird at Tuesday, November 22, 2011 1:19 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Front page of the Daily Mail today claims 1 in 4 people have "never" seen a policeman. This is a wonderfully bold claim.
Updated via TwitBird at Friday, November 18, 2011 12:54 PM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
Wow RT @Tonygardner: Greatest audition ever. Henry Thomas GETS the part of Elliot in E.T. http://t.co/5fEUPZZd "Okay kid, you got the job"
Updated via TwitBird at Friday, November 18, 2011 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
@OCRadio haha! Yesterday in total I had two showers and a bath. I imagine you are now reeling.
Updated via TwitBird at Thursday, November 17, 2011 7:04 AM
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
celeb tweets - Danny Wallace twitter user - dannywallace
