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Followers: 151,613 @ 19 May 12 00:19:02
Bio: Spy. Dammit! Ex-spy. For work stuff/press things/charity shenanigans/offers of the Armenian crown etc., contact Rob Aslett on roba@avalonuk.com Ta, innit.
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Bio: Spy. Dammit! Ex-spy. For work stuff/press things/charity shenanigans/offers of the Armenian crown etc., contact Rob Aslett on roba@avalonuk.com Ta, innit.
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@SarahMillican75 God. I guess it's helpful in identifying idiots. Idiot number one: me. I was just excited to see you on there. Such a tit.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:04 AM
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@SarahMillican75 Yes. I didn't think that through AT ALL. So very sorry. xx
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 11:44 PM
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Greatest. Day. Of. My. Life. http://t.co/IFDvZa8R
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 10:49 PM
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@SarahMillican75 Put that as answer. Lost two points. Thanks SO MUCH.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 10:45 PM
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@SarahMillican75 It's school quiz night. It's the famous faces round. Face number one: http://t.co/59rjCrBl
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 9:29 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Okay. My teammates have decided they like 'We Thought This Was A Disco' best. Sorry, @IanMartin. Sad emoticon.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 7:59 PM
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celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
If we were a very bad all-female quz team I'd call us The Chapless Arses. But we're not.
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 18, 2012 7:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@DaveGorman That's undoubtedly my front runner.
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 18, 2012 7:24 PM
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#ff Comedy hero to me and countless other North-Westerners, the peerless @JamesHReeve.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Friday, May 18, 2012 3:44 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
FACT: The first person to whip himself all the way from the Atlantic to the Pacific was Flagellan.
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 18, 2012 6:09 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
BBC reaches new level of self-flagellation: http://t.co/FC7u8OGY
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 18, 2012 6:09 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
BBC News: "Mladic trial hit by legal hitch." Is it that the judge keeps thinking the prosecution's talking about him?
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 5:19 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Statins may well "benefit healthy people", BBC News, but that doesn't excuse him for sending all those people to the gulags.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 5:19 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
I will now retweet a note left on the fridge by @politicshomeuk. We need to see a counsellor...
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 4:44 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Whoever it was who just watched 'In The Loop' and tweeted me the Ollie/Toby question, here you go: http://t.co/eNy8XpHi
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 3:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Again with the reminders: My tour show for charity, 26th May, Stockport:.http://bit.ly/yhOd1k A fiver cheaper and all.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:04 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Here is the wonderful @ElizaCarthy. http://t.co/ZEnF0Gvk A gorgeous, sleepy bit of folk perfection. Could probably apply to both.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:54 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Ooh, excellent! I had no idea. A biography of the wonderful @ElizaCarthy came out earlier this month. http://t.co/REIFk7yo
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:49 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
"Never tell a taxi driver you're going to meet a politician. Always sets them off." Yeah. The camera crew & questions don't help. #newsnight
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 10:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Mark Burnett seems keen we know he's involved in The Apprentice, doesn't he?
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 10:34 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Episode 3 of my old radio show 'Civilization' now online! http://t.co/i32SBw2M Not sure what 'language may offend', though.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 2:19 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Daily reminder: My tour show. Charity performance. Stockport. 26th May. Not back in NW till 2013. AND £5 cheaper! http://t.co/qryueuj9
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:14 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
The entire Civil War was staged by a Civil War re-enactment society pre-enactment society.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:04 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Oh, that's brilliant! http://t.co/fzFa8Te1 (HT @DakotaBlueR)
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:59 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Hey Boots, you pricks, I don't want to register, I just want to give you some money for a product. That should be enough.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 6:24 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Sun for a rainy day: Gershwin could really write, Riddle could really arrange and Ella could really sing. http://t.co/Q0km3kF6
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 6:09 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@laurenlaverne Or, as Hitler used to say: Heil, rally!
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:54 PM
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"Big grey clouds/ Big grey clouds/ B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-big grey clouds/ Big grey clouds..." The Orb, 2012 remix.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
I don't have a blue plaque. I had a pink plaque, but that was off one of those pills the dentist used to give you.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Idea for Park Lane hotels: at rush hour, why not set up a drive-thru cocktail stall? We could give you the glass back by Hyde Park Corner?
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
My dad just DM'd me to tell me he's decided to continue following me now he knows I am who I say I am. Good day all round.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:34 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
I think maybe we should all take to wearing blue ticks in real life. Unless we're having a bit of a wobble.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:29 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Goodness. Twitter has suddenly given me a blue tick to tell me I am who I think I am. Existential crisis solved. Take that, Descartes.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:24 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@marcusbrig Does the heart proper good, that place.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 2:59 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
May I invite all journos & bloggers desperately falling over themselves to find a word to replace the tedious 'Merkozy' to FOff and GrUp.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 2:59 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Time for your daily reminder: My tour show. Charity performance. Stockport. 26th May. Won't be back in NW till 2013. http://t.co/qryueuj9
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 15, 2012 1:04 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
MT @HARBIE90: @mrchrisaddison And you have former BBC Political Corres Guto Harri who became Boris's Chief Spin Doctor.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Not to mention a political editor who was chair of the Oxford University Conservative Association...
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:29 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
The thing about Duran Duran's 'Hungry Like The Wolf' is it's clearly a reworking 'The Womble Shuffle'. #1980stweets
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:34 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
My friend Bernie was named after a French rabbit.
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:39 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
According to BBC news, this morning is a "Spanish GP practice." "Hola. Take a seat. Dr. Javarez will be with you after his siesta."
Updated via TweetDeck at Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:09 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
RT @BBCBreaking: MOD confirms "sonic weapon" will be deployed in London during Olympics <-So THAT's what #BGT is searching for.
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 11, 2012 7:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Just found Herby Leg Steaks in the freezer. Thinks he's a cousin of Tiggy Legge Bourke.
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 11, 2012 5:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
It's like a Choose Your Own Midlife Crisis Adventure Book.
Updated via web at Friday, May 11, 2012 12:29 PM
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You know that time your dad got drunk and went to the photographer in the Trocadero? http://t.co/k9zwAFVW
Updated via web at Friday, May 11, 2012 12:29 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
It's the last time I'll do the show in the North West till next year. (3rd leg of tour in early 2013 - details soon). http://t.co/r6SyhXbT
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 11, 2012 11:24 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
It's your daily reminder: I'm doing a charity performance of my tour show in Stockport on 26th May. Details here: http://t.co/r6SyhXbT
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 11, 2012 11:19 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@laurenlaverne Oops! Not supposed to steal scenes on PlaySchool apparently. Naughty me. *slaps wrist* #Hamblebrag
Updated via TweetDeck at Friday, May 11, 2012 10:54 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Wahaaaaaagh! Hilary Mantel's Bring Up The Bodies finally published today! I didn't know! Deep excitement! http://t.co/yIWgiE9x
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 10, 2012 9:29 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
So, on this police demo how can they tell which ones are being kettled and which ones are doing the kettling?
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
BBC News: "Hairstylist Vidal Sassoon dies." Well, yes. Obviously.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:59 PM
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@DaveGorman I have no idea. His past is very colourful and he's not a bragger. Extraordinary.
Updated via TweetDeck at Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:54 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Coincidentally, 'Strivers' was the name of Cameron's first butler.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:39 PM
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Meanwhild. It's an Old English word. Well, actually it's a new English word.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:49 PM
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Meanwhild, here's your daily reminder of the charity performance of my tour show in Stockport on 26th May: http://t.co/r6SyhXbT Mazeltov.
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
It's episode two of Civilization on iPlayer, featuring @ProfHerring, @tetsell, Jo Enright & me. http://t.co/ihVaRvWy Loved making that show
Updated via TweetDeck at Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
RT @BarackObama: Watch live: President Obama speaks at the Asian Pacific American Institute for Congressional Studies Dinner. #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:59 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Going to bed. Big day tomorrow. (They put an extra hour in it as a marketing stunt). x
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:49 PM
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Beat THIS you CGI fucks. http://t.co/RxOTgY10
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:44 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
And by the way, they are NOT Avengers. THESE are The Avengers: http://t.co/gllzC0XL
Updated via web at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:39 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Have I read this right? The Geeks are trying to form a coalition? Geeks don't agree on anything. Although they all seem to like The Avengers
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:39 PM
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RT @emma_williamsx: Romiley in Stockport? <- That's it. 26th May. And a fiver cheaper for charidee, too. Come along. http://t.co/r6SyhXbT
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:24 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
North-Westerners! I'm doing a performance of my tour show at Romiley Forum on 26th May! http://t.co/r6SyhXbT It's for charity & everything.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:24 PM
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@ajhmurray It is. Check out Celtic Boast Battle & The Vikings if you haven't seen those already.
Updated via Tweetbot for iOS at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 4:39 PM
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@laurenlaverne Just Pop Will Eat Iself and a Vashti Bunyan B-side.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:24 AM
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@laurenlaverne @sarahlmorgan Not yet, I've been saving it up.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:19 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@laurenlaverne Was astonished by the first couple of songs on today's playlist until I noticed the radio's been retuned to Magic.
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:14 AM
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celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@laurenlaverne @sarahlmorgan Many, many, many years ago I saw Galifianakis do stand-up in a tiny room in Montreal. One of the best I've seen
Updated via TweetDeck at Tuesday, May 08, 2012 9:54 AM
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"I hate the Treasury jiggery-pokery/ I keep my money in a piggery locally." Cole Porter was never that historically accurate. #Keating!
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 10:14 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Relistened to @CaseyBennetto's original version of 'Keating!' for first time in too long. Still a work of rare brilliance. Seek it out.
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 10:14 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
I liked Jonathan and Charlotte best, I think. No pyrotechnics, just pure standing there actual skill. #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:59 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
"Save your lof my darleeeng, save your looooof." #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Four Corners originally started out as a Two Ronnies tribute group. #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:44 PM
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celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
"Tim. I've got nothing against you. In your own group." #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:04 PM
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"Tim. You're great in a different group." This is beginning to sound like a "how to sound softer" workshop for the BNP. #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:04 PM
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Kids these days love singing on a cube, don't they? #BGT
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 7:49 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@marcusbrig (2/2) Kenickie - Stay In The Sun #GreatestSongIntrosEver
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 4:09 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
@marcusbrig "Oh great. We're getting a band together. Let's get all our mates. And then you find out your mates can't play." "Yeah" (1/2)
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 4:09 PM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Young Master A: "They've shortened the torpedo." Me: "A shortpedo." YMA: "A short pedo!" Me: "Yes. Wait! No!"
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 10:54 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
My cat's meowing in that "You know what would look great next to that coffee table? A moth slathered in cat spit" tone.
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:54 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
In case you didn't see the new Ben Folds Five track the other day, here it is again: http://t.co/RPyJNaUM
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:14 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
I just pledged on Ben Folds Five (@BenFolds): Brand New Album! http://t.co/wA3gpSmi @PledgeMusic #rock #benfoldsfive #doitanyway #PMUpdates
Updated via PledgeMusic at Monday, May 07, 2012 8:09 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
Morning sun. "It's not the despair, Laura. I can cope with the despair. It's the HOPE."
Updated via TweetDeck at Monday, May 07, 2012 7:54 AM
celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
OK. So. Going to leave the party but: Lauren Thalia was genuinely cool & Ant + Dec are actually great. Suck it, haterz. Now. Montalbano...
Updated via TweetDeck at Sunday, May 06, 2012 8:54 PM
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celeb tweets - Chris Addison twitter user - mrchrisaddison
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