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Alan Carr On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets
Followers: 1,949,547 @ 06 Feb 12 23:30:36
Bio: Stand up comedian and TV presenter. My Spexy Beast DVD is out 14 Nov 2011 http://bitly.com/SpexyBeast
Website: http://www.alancarr.net
Twitter Page: Alan Carr Official Twitter Page
Bio: Stand up comedian and TV presenter. My Spexy Beast DVD is out 14 Nov 2011 http://bitly.com/SpexyBeast
Website: http://www.alancarr.net
Twitter Page: Alan Carr Official Twitter Page
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Whats the etiquette when your dog sniffs a snowmans crotch?
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, February 05, 2012 2:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
How cute is this snowman http://t.co/WUrBVGns
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, February 05, 2012 1:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Just been told by the vet that calling your dog Beverley is ' not acceptable' - charming!
Updated via Echofon at Sunday, February 05, 2012 1:09 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Not only is my jumper lovely and warm it's also a subliminal advertising campaign for foxy bingo
Updated via Echofon at Friday, February 03, 2012 2:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Look at these two hotties me and @daveberry_tweet http://t.co/PXPw4pVJ
Updated via Echofon at Friday, February 03, 2012 1:49 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@therealgokwan topped off with a schrunchie! Perfect x
Updated via web at Wednesday, February 01, 2012 10:54 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
There's no sugar in it - get back down to the kitchen woman #ungratefullittleshit
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:25 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Let's all give my mum a round of applause - Shes brought me up a cup of tea in bed #spoilt
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:09 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@antonycotton thank you so much I'd like to thank my stylist, my make up artist, God, my stunt man......xx
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I think this photo might have been touched up ha ha RT @blooblood_: Me and my bebe @AlanCarr xo http://t.co/ttr57b2T
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, January 26, 2012 11:20 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@carolvorders thanks love - say hello to all the girls for me. Big kiss xxxx
Updated via Echofon at Thursday, January 26, 2012 11:15 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
And THANK YOU for taking the time to vote!!!!!!!!!!!! Xx
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 10:29 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@Schofe if you win do you want me to collect the award on your behalf? I'm 1.6 miles away
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 6:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@louiespence stuck in traffic jam too - high kick out the window so I can see where you are!
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 6:34 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Watcha love, @Nate__James when's your new album out? Xx
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 6:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Plus I interviewed the lovely Vicky and Gaz from Geordie Shore - sadly didn't get to see his parsnip http://t.co/9kjw1Ynv
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 11:09 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@therealgokwan rubber rings are so last season darling!!! Have fun love xx
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, January 25, 2012 10:44 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Can i just confirm that i am NOT one of the ugly sisters in the Go Compare advert!! i auditioned but didnt get the part. #swizz
Updated via web at Monday, January 23, 2012 11:14 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I will be sober as a judge at the NTAs on wednesday - thank u very much. But if i win im going to get BLADDERED - so will probably be sober
Updated via web at Monday, January 23, 2012 12:04 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Did anyone else see the smile on Rosemary Conleys face when that dancer on 'dancing on ice' stuck his hand up her skirt by mistake - filth!!
Updated via web at Sunday, January 22, 2012 11:54 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@CHRISDJMOYLES you still bored? I am but not as bored as yesterday night or the night before that to be honest with you. God im bored!
Updated via web at Sunday, January 22, 2012 11:49 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I can see February in the distance waving a box of wine and a funnel
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I can't wait for @MsMelanieSykes to turn up naked at the NTA's just wearing a tabard
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:09 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
"No drink Jan" refers to January not a teetotaller called Janice.
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
BORED.BORED.BORED.BORED. No drinking Jan is killing me
Updated via web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 9:59 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Shit - my dogs just chewed through my hat and turned it into a balaclava
Updated via Mobile Web at Saturday, January 21, 2012 3:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Really sad news about Etta James - what a life, what a voice, what a woman RIP Etta
Updated via web at Friday, January 20, 2012 6:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
You betcha!!!RT @EmeryRory: @AlanCarr vote chatty man for Ntas!
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 7:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Respect to the hamsterRT @kayybbz: @AlanCarr oh alan please rt! i named my hamster after you! your my fave comedian babes x
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 7:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Me and @officialadele auditioning for Downton Abbey!! http://t.co/keWpUSds
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 5:59 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
RT @chattyman: One week left to vote for #chattyman at the @OfficialNTAs > http://t.co/3le6ruku You know you want to! Sam x
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 17, 2012 5:34 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Right guess where I went on holiday http://t.co/XkIAzcUE
Updated via Echofon at Monday, January 16, 2012 10:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Let's play a game - I'll give you a twitpic clue and see if you can guess
Updated via Echofon at Monday, January 16, 2012 9:59 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Totally chilled holiday - no phone, no Internet no news. I come home and find out Anthony Worrell Thompsons been nicking!!! WTF!!!
Updated via Mobile Web at Monday, January 16, 2012 9:54 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Someone's laid their discarded xmas tree up against a binbag so its comfy - ahh bless - or it could have just fallen on it - who knows
Updated via web at Wednesday, January 04, 2012 8:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Yeah watch out Dita Von Tease - theres a new sex kitten in town
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Just made myself hot chocolate, slipped on my pyjamas and popped a hot water bottle in my bed - please refrain from touching yourselves
Updated via web at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
18 minutes to go and then I can tuck into my box of After Eights
Updated via Echofon at Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:44 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I had a lovely chilled out christmas thanks for asking, well once I got cut out of that onesie!!!
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, December 28, 2011 2:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Oh yes let's not forget those big concrete ball thingys
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, December 28, 2011 1:29 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
When's 'the worlds strongest man' on? Nothing says Christmas more than a fat man pulling a caravan
Updated via Echofon at Wednesday, December 28, 2011 1:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Happy Birthday @carolvorders - have a wonderful Christmas Carol!! Oh look christmas carol, did you see what i did there!! Err im off!!
Updated via Mobile Web at Saturday, December 24, 2011 12:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Some of the f*&%ing creases i am seriously thinking of rolling over them. Seriously.
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 11:29 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
BORING TWEET ALERT - but how do you iron out those creases up by the shoulders? Also where do they come from? surely not my humped back
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 11:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Ironing whilst watching 'Tool Academy" - somebody pinch me this must be a dream
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
It seems my dog has got herself a twitter account - now if she could only be clever enough to pick up her own poo
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 20, 2011 11:19 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Morning bastards!!! A cup of Yorkshire tea with TWO bags is in order i think.
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 11:14 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Oh no, just to clarify Gaga calls her fans the little monsters, my fans are called 'little bastards' - totally affectionate i assure you xxx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:54 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Seriously i am going to bed ta ra xxxx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:49 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Hey thanks my little bastards - i'm off to bed - see you in the morning xxxxx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:49 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Bless, i do worry about some of my followers who don't get irony. Christ they must enjoy my tweets on a WHOLE new level ha ha xx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:49 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I'm not a complete saddo - ive won 2 comedy awards, a bbc comedy award, an RTS award, BAFTA nominated (twice) its just i want an award NOW!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:39 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Glad inbetweeners won - love that show!!! xx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:34 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
To be fair 'Millies Cookies' made a cookie with my face on it - very tasty but typically Russell Brands looked cooler! - goddamnxx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:34 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Yes i know i tweeted earlier about awards being made of metal - fans are priceless *i wouldn't mind a few awards* yes i'm shallow!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:29 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Who needs awards when i have twitter love from you guys!!!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:29 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@kylieminogue alright love!! Big kiss - but surely you could have changed the name from 'the inbetweeners' to 'chattyman' ha ha!!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:24 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
i wanted to do a live link up from "the Hairy Lemon' in Middlesborough but they couldn't get wi-fi. (didnt win anyway) *sad face*
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:19 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
You know what the Comedy Awards needed - my comedy drinks globe!!! That would loosen everyone up!!! Tia Maria/jagerbomb anyone?
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:19 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Yes i was pissed at the Comedy Awards but hey i shouted to Helen Mirren "i love you"and i got a cheeky wink - happy now!!!!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:14 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@wossy you did an amazing job love - audience were a bit too cool for school xxx
Updated via web at Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:14 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Glad you all liked my Jodie Marsh photo shoot - although personally i felt like i looked like a lion bar that had been left out in the sun
Updated via web at Friday, December 16, 2011 1:09 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
My cruel gay friends called it 'Who Does She Think She Is' - BIATCHES!!!!
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:59 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I have got a mini - but one of the go-faster stripes was ripped off by a gibbon at Whipsnade ( true)
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:59 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Wish i had an open-top mini like in Who Do You Think You Are - they give you nice cars to drive x
Updated via web at Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:54 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Well done to Little Mix but i liked their earlier stuff when they were Rhythmix - just sayin'
Updated via web at Sunday, December 11, 2011 9:44 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Wheres the Mayor of South Shields when you need him?
Updated via web at Sunday, December 11, 2011 8:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
What does Louis Walsh keep writing down????
Updated via web at Sunday, December 11, 2011 8:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
By the way if you want to win some SPEXY BEAST goodies - check this out http://t.co/9wm5J26a ta my lovelies xx
Updated via web at Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Whats this about me being on the Impressions show? Is it good? Tell me tell me tell me
Updated via web at Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Forgot to say am watching xfactor on catch up - Buble just come on
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:34 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
The Mayoress of South Shields didn't get much airtime *sad face*
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
No scrap that - give the mayor of south shields his own show
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
No scrap that - give the MAYOR of South Shileds his own show
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Give the Major of South Shields his own show thats what i say!
Updated via web at Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Normally hurricanes have drag queen names like Berniece or Velma but oh no not the scottish one #hurricainebawbag
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:29 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Sending my love to all you Scots - wrap up warm hens!!
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I'm not drunk now!!! I'm talking about last night - please see previous tweets. Although i suppose one jagerbomb wouldnt hurt.........
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:24 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Don't you just hate that drunk thing of shouting dramatically 'I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!" then finding your wallet in your other pocket #awkward
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:19 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Yes yes i've filmed my New Years Eve special already
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
A HUGE thank you to the amazing audience who came to my New Years Specstacular last night - i got very drunk and lost my shoes - help!!
Updated via web at Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:09 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I hate this opening bit - the miming is so bad it reminds me of that Cif Advert
Updated via web at Sunday, December 04, 2011 8:09 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@dragonjones you won't be disappointed with my oven glove that's an Alan Carr promise!!
Updated via Echofon at Friday, December 02, 2011 11:59 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Youre a good kisser RT @i_love_elvis: @AlanCarr close enuff shame it's only the plastic you http://t.co/InWSHHNA
Updated via Echofon at Friday, December 02, 2011 11:54 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Everyone is tweeting 'how would your dog walk if it had a 4 paw ovenglove on?' It would travel on its bum - its got worms. Simples
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 10:44 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I might go on Dragons Den with my four paw oven glove - hopefully my mum Hilary will invest in it
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 10:39 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Of course my dog didn't make the chilli con carne!!! Where would you get a four paw oven-glove?
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 10:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
The hob wasn't on by the way - i'm not a twisted firestarter
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 9:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I walk in the door - my dogs don't even look round and just continue staring at a pan of chilli con carne on the hob #charming!!
Updated via web at Friday, December 02, 2011 9:14 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
I got the special edition one with the poster! A bit of bluetack and i'll pop that next to the picture of the dogs playing snooker - lovely
Updated via web at Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:04 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Just treated myself to 'It's A Wonderful Life' #bestchristmasmovieever
Updated via web at Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:59 PM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
Its looks like i'll have to put in a word for EVERYONE!!!
Updated via web at Thursday, December 01, 2011 12:04 AM
celeb tweets - Alan Carr twitter user - AlanCarr
@LaurenGoodger shall i put in a word for you love? which ones your fave? xxx
Updated via web at Wednesday, November 30, 2011 11:59 PM
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