Al Murray the318 On Twitter at Celebrity Tweets

celeb tweet user Al Murray the318

Followers: 422,826 as of 25 Mar 17 15:38:24

Bio: Alter ego's alter ego. "Ironic". Didn't overspend in Thanet. Go look at the drums over @britishdrumco why not? Contact here: leeh@avalonuk.com

Website: https://t.co/ZhFs5sDWbJ


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RT @spectatorindex: MEDIA: Japan's Maglev train traveling at 500 km/h. pic.twitter.com/IFUpixBuVU
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 15:32
  • RT @spectatorindex: MEDIA: Japan's Maglev train traveling at 500 km/h. https://t.co/IFUpixBuVU
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RT @paparoach: When we feel defeated we listen to Paul Ryan. 🙃
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 14:01
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Top notch shop stocking top notch @britishdrumco products! Nice to meet you fellas @drummersonlyuk pic.twitter.com/x7I4lRDKHr
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 13:44
  • Top notch shop stocking top notch @britishdrumco products! Nice to meet you fellas @drummersonlyuk https://t.co/x7I4lRDKHr
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RT @tomashcroft16: @almurray the British Drum Co. kits sound incredible! Lots of love from the team at @bellperc #sexydrums https://t.co/4P…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 12:38
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Reaction to news of Carswell's quitting UKIP reaches FUKP leader pic.twitter.com/6se69Rlvt3
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 12:14
  • Reaction to news of Carswell's quitting UKIP reaches FUKP leader https://t.co/6se69Rlvt3
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RT @BrendonHope: Have you heard the news @almurray ? The FUKP now have as many MPs as UKIP. Job done.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 12:06
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RT @HillyFoz: @Ragnar_Bostock @almurray @PrisonPlanet I'm like you - I wouldn't dream of using insults instead of arguments https://t.co/UK…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:56
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You're saying he's as bad as the people who talk a load of shite 99% of the time. Spot on. https://t.co/JnE4LU4dM2
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:51
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RT @WoolfordStephen: I think I'll just have a look at @almurray's mentions pic.twitter.com/5LJX7mq0TI
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:49
  • RT @WoolfordStephen: I think I'll just have a look at @almurray's mentions https://t.co/5LJX7mq0TI
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Come and see the show I'm touring right now. https://t.co/wzmaNpFlTJ
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:48
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You don't want a valid argument, or you'd not see a virtue in his https://t.co/knrbbyRshg
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:47
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And here we have it. You took your time, but you got there in the end. https://t.co/8jUMXjT6pX
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:45
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Why are you so desperate to defend Mr Planet? https://t.co/EqpnMG826Y
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:45
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:43
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But I'm a Tory stooge! how quickly they forget https://t.co/No2MNktkTu
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:42
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Show me where I got upset, son of Odin. https://t.co/JNcgVS7Dfk
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:42
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I'm not whining. I'm saying he's full of shit. Please, I've made that perfectly clear. https://t.co/pRsLsMsvu2
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:37
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RT @BriW74: Me reading @almurray timeline pic.twitter.com/HpkzzzgfEq
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:36
  • RT @BriW74: Me reading @almurray timeline https://t.co/HpkzzzgfEq
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RT @digbydavies: Glove up Birkenhead Park @almurray pic.twitter.com/GuDGYhBKbo
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:35
  • RT @digbydavies: Glove up Birkenhead Park @almurray https://t.co/GuDGYhBKbo
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RT @potnoodleplanet: I was within 2 miles of the Westminster attack but a tasty pot noodle was never more than 6 feet away.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:35
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Well then I'd not be exposed to his earth-shattering bellendrical rhetoric. https://t.co/NDTtDQdJ7K
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:28
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Score cards: hit a nerve https://t.co/f2QDBl6ESg
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:21
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Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:19
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RT @Emmabarnett: Ok I am really sorry for this guy but this headline is nothing short of art pic.twitter.com/vJcIH0FnxT
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:17
  • RT @Emmabarnett: Ok I am really sorry for this guy but this headline is nothing short of art https://t.co/vJcIH0FnxT
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A gobshite, actually. But yes. The point you're making seems to suggest I hold expertise and am therefore qualified… https://t.co/ya0AfRTde5
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:07
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2 pairs of tickets to Glasgow King's Theatre 730 tonight to be won. I shall tweet a question in a minute or two.
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 25 Mar 2017 11:00
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⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/CmNeUUwUKp
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 10:28
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RT @EasterWatch: Do you get to eat the eggs or do you have to shag them all? 🤔#dealbreakerr@tatbbfarrpic.twitter.com/fDwMYQz7RHH
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 09:46
  • RT @EasterWatch: Do you get to eat the eggs or do you have to shag them all? 🤔
#dealbreaker
@tatbbfar https://t.co/fDwMYQz7RH
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RT @DannyDutch: That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school. pic.twitter.com/4wd2pVE81D
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 08:56
  • RT @DannyDutch: That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school. https://t.co/4wd2pVE81D
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Boys in Zinc, Svetlana Alexeivich . A mother realises her son has died in Afghanistan. pic.twitter.com/6n4YYB7FYn
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 00:57
  • Boys in Zinc, Svetlana Alexeivich . A mother realises her son has died in Afghanistan. https://t.co/6n4YYB7FYn
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Hot take (9 billion kelvin) what is Trump losing the Obamacare repeal meant to be distracting us from? #cuibono #dalekinvasion #awaitseggs
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 25 Mar 2017 00:21
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RT @LawDavF: My book on strategy included a chapter on the "myth of the master strategist". I don't feel a need to reappraise. https://t.co…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 23:38
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RT @MichaelPDeacon: A Dalek invasion of London. By @ExcelPope pic.twitter.com/yjrw99II0S
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 23:37
  • RT @MichaelPDeacon: A Dalek invasion of London. By @ExcelPope https://t.co/yjrw99II0S
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RT @ExcelPope: If 'Trump the Master' wasn't a Victorian parlour game then my name's not Ebeneezer Bootspittle. https://t.co/7Ib6RYlkDL
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 23:10
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RT @VaunEarl: Number world cup semi final 2
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 22:47
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 22:24
  • RT @MrsCupcake79: Favourite new GIF https://t.co/zF1x5zzj2Z
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Dunfermline, a night that shall live forever in memory. Thanks everyone! And a huge thank you to the venue staff to… https://t.co/cQvKq5iXv8
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 22:12
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Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 22:09
  • RT @DorkingHalls: The guv returns Thurs 13 April 
Book: https://t.co/P9Q3Oq3lTq
@almurray https://t.co/6eLJAp5vBl
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RT @GreenZeyn: This so much. I mean I don't even know what the third compartment on the washing machine is for let alone how to build a cal…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 21:14
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RT @ChristyWillJump: @almurray if I wanted to eliminate Islam I'd start by hounding comedians online.The hunt for Bin Laden started with a…
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Mar 2017 19:15
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RT @Donna_Gallers: HOLY SHIT. THIS JUST HAPPENED. pic.twitter.com/Dld43CoCKZ
Updated via Twitter Web Client at 24 Mar 2017 18:56
  • RT @Donna_Gallers: HOLY SHIT. 

THIS JUST HAPPENED. https://t.co/Dld43CoCKZ
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RT @WaldoFabulous: @almurray "very, very, very hard for you"?! He wants to touch more than a nerve, this one.
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 18:47
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RT @spectator: Why do right-wingers hate the country they profess to love so much, asks @alexmassie. https://t.co/yu8jz7sm29
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 18:46
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Someone wants to eliminate Islam. But it's my audience who's hate filled. https://t.co/BX0nq2uYca
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 18:43
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RT @AmazonTicketsUK: Another year, another great line-up 🐄 @UnderbellyFestt returns with@almurrayy,@stephenkamoss,#JohnRobinss & more: htt…
Updated via Twitter for iPhone at 24 Mar 2017 18:42

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